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The Sparkle Debate
By Waterrain
"Honestly, Vampires do not sparkle." England told America in a blunt voice and his arms were crossed in annoyance.
"They sparkle because in the Twilight series it says so okay, England." America commented cheerfully, his smile was bright, but inside he didn't think vampires should ever sparkle and yet a small part of him wished it was true about the whole vampires sparkling.
For in all of the horror films they are dark, scary, bloody thirsty, and insane along with some other creepy stuff.
America shivered slightly at remembering some of the scary movies with vampires in it and he had thought if those vampires had sparkled then they wouldn't be so scary. The people if attacked would end up killing themselves by laughter? Heck it wouldn't be that much of a horror movie more or less just a comedy with death.
"Why are you giggling?" England asked in an annoyed tone and he rolled his eyes at America.
America was giggling at the thought of a sparkly vampire sucking out someone's blood. He couldn't stop for it was too funny and America had tears running down his eyes for it was so damn hilarious. Sparkly vampires attacking humans and he begun to think if they had worn a pretty little black dress along with having a pink bow in their hair.
"Are you alright, America?" England asked in a worried voice for America was clenching his sides, giggling, tears running down his cheeks, and it was really worrying. Is America going insane or something? That would be rather bad.
"Thinking about you being in a French Maid outfit." America said carelessly and he figured that would work since when France had said that line to England which caused the other to storm out for some reason.
The other Nation didn't have to know about his true thoughts and this was a simple way to get England out.
"America you are a pervert thinking about me being in such an outfit. By the way I refuse to be invaded in such a way. You are simply terrible for wanting to do such perverted things to me." England snapped and his cheeks were burning for he was thinking about the whole French Maid Outfit along with what America must have been thinking.
The blue eyed Nation watched as England stormed away, he blinked his blue eyes, and then briefly wondered why England called him a pervert.
"Whatever." He commented happily and begun to think about sparkling vampires. America fell down to the floor giggling, he was clenching his sides, and tears falling from his blue eyes.
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