Notes: This is really short. First post.
Disclaimer: Don't own. If I did, I wouldn't be wasting my time here now would I?
"Sas, do you remember when we promised each other that we wouldn't keep secrets, no matter how small and insignificant they seemed?" Naruto asked, coming into the living room with a sheepish look on his face.
"What did you do this time, dobe?" Sasuke asked, looking up from his book.
"Nothing, although I'm sure, like a bastard you are, you'll end up blaming it on me. I just wanted you to know that…well, there's no easy way to say this…but it may be getting close to time to start thinking about investing in restorative hair dye." Naruto said, grabbing a thrown pillow and holding it up to his face.
"No, it's not. I check myself for grey hair everyday, and there's not a single grey hair on my head, idiot." Sasuke replied tediously.
"Um, no, there's not. Not on your head, anyway." Naruto returned.
"Spill it, Naruto, before I'm forced to kick your ass."
"Well, um, this morning, when I blew you, I found a grey hair in your…um, pubes."
Sasuke stared for a minute. Then got up and walked to the bathroom wordlessly. He returned a few minutes later.
"This is all your fault, you know." Sasuke said with a measured breath.
Naruto chuckled and said, "That's my silver fox."
"Fuck you." Sasuke returned.
"So, should we buy JetBlack 1 or Midnight 18?" Naruto teased.
"Once again, fuck you."
"If you think you're up for it, old man," Naruto said with a smirk.
"Naruto, run."
Naruto ran.