Author's note: Guys, this is my first fanfiction, so please be nice to me. I know it's not the best, but believe me, it's gonna be super good, I swear. (I actually don't swear because my name is Christina, so I'm supposed to now swear, but you get the point.) So please, stick around while I update this. Also, this story is not real and was by John Knowles, so he's my inspiration for this whole thing. And I know it's not fake because he told me it wasn't (because we're, like, close friends), and he told me himself because he trusts me so I believe him.
Anyways, I hope you enjoy! :)
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Chapter 1:
Author's note: Just wanna tell you guys that I wrote this thing late at night, so it's not gonna be the best. But next chapter, I swear (okay, I don't, but you get me) it'll get good, so, like, stay here please. Thanks, arigato gozaimasu-desu! ^_^ (thanks in Japanese for you uncultured swine)
Hey guys, my name is Christina Marie Antoinette Tierne Josephine Jensen (Author's note: thanks to my BFF Santy (that's my pet name for her) for the name!) and I'm a part of the first group of girls in Devon! I'm so excited to be here and I hope to make a lot of friends. I just wanna let you know that all the boys I've known say I have "all the right curves in all the right places" or whatever (I don't exactly know what that means, but I'm sure it's good because everyone says it). I have black hair like my friend Ebony over in Hogwarts (Author's note: Not in a Separate Piece takes place in the same universe as "My Immortal" by my BFFFFFFFFFFFF XXXbloodyrists666XXX) and I have brown skin. Oddly, I don't have pimples like the other girls. Maybe because it's in my GENES (get it?). I like to shop at Abercrombie & Fitch, Forever 21, and Aeropostale, and UGGS are my thing. I like to wear short shorts because I think they help save fabric during wartime, and I also feel so free! I also wear tank tops because they're cool and I feel good in them. It's so airy in my outfits, you won't even believe that I wear... wait for it... FLIP FLOPS! I know right, it's hard to believe, but my bare feet feel so nice, too. Of course, because it's wartime and stuff, I don't wear underwear either, just because. I also find that it shows of my curves better than if I did wear underwear since I mention it to boys who tell me I have good curves, and they tell me no underwear helps. (Author's note: Wearing barely anything is awesome and I suggest you try it!)
But enough about me and how awesome MY body is. I mentioned I was part of the group of girls accepted into Devon, and we're all BFFFFFFFFs (except Ebony, I love her so much! (but not in that way, ew)). I'm friends with Sandy Jacqueline Lipton Erin Andrews Van Der Spiegel, Lauren Grundy Verden Schnitzel Cleenge, Jocelyn "Joc" Alexandria Darren Shaniqua, Natalie Maya Terence McKenna Johnson, Jesse Jackson Carol Posjoin Crawford, Connie Mack Brown Heilt Meister, Michelle Malkin Sidney Jacobs Francheska, Rachael Ray Allen Iverson Gockel, Brandi Wells Poline Hella Rad, Jackie Chan All Day Everyday, Lucy Bailey Duntre Harris James, and Ellie Hansen Nicollet Goyth. I'd say that they also have some hot bodies, but they keep telling me that mine is the best, so it's probably true.
So, there's like these boys in our class that are, like, really hot, so I'm just gonna list them because then you'll see how hot they are because their names are just that hot: Bryan Paul Kuble Quinn Hans Zimmer, Kellan Courtney Sinatra Lente, Hale Grace Randolph Hearst Thayer, Maurice Clemmons Anderson Cooper, Ash Ketchum Luke Skywalker, Matthew Stafford Paulson Green, and Adrian Perez Chavez Hernandez Lewis. Although they're hot, they already have girlfriends, and since I am a Christian, I can't really date them (one girl, one boy y'all), so that sucks. However, I support by BFF Santy hooking up with Bryan, because man, is she lucky! But I'm just gonna live my love through her.
So yeah, I guess that's it. See you later! 3
Author's note: See you later, am I right?