We all know the ghost fighting adventures of Danny Phantom, and we also know of the martial arts awesomeness of Xiaolin Showdown, but put them both together, and what do you get? An awesome crossover!
Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom, or Xiaolin Showdown!
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Chapter 1: The Return of Wuya!
It was a dark, rainy afternoon in the mountains of Eastern China. Normally, no one would be outside at this time, but at the ancient temple of the Xiaolin Monks, a boy no older than eight years was standing out in the rain. The child had yellow skin, but his head was literally the size and shape of a basketball. He was also pretty short for a child his age. He wore a red Gi shirt with black trimming the sleeves, and collar, black Gi pants, and a pair of black shoes like what Chinese monks wear. The child just stood there with his eyes closed in what appeared to be a martial arts stance. His eyes suddenly snapped open, and he began to train.
He ran forward and began to do a series of leaps, twists, turns, punches, jabs, and kicks through what appeared to be an obstacle course. He leapt high into the air, and finished with a drop kick. He retook his original stance, and he would've tried again, but a voice from inside the temple stopped him.
"Omi," the voice called. The now-named Omi looked to see a middle aged man standing in the door.
He was tall, thin, and had a bald head, and goatee. The man was wearing the same pants, and shoes as Omi, but he was wearing a white long sleeve shirt with a light blue vest over it.
"That is enough training for now." The man said.
"But, Master Fung," said Omi in a slightly defiant voice. "My White Lotus Strike ends an eighth of an inch to the left. As a Xiaolin Dragon of The Water-"
"You are not a dragon yet, Omi." Master Fung said, cutting off the kid's rambling.
"No. But I have been chosen to become one! And as such, I must strive to push myself beyond my limits! And heighten my sixth sense!" Omi informed.
Master Fung rolled his eyes slightly at Omi. The kid has determination, and skill, but he's not that bright.
"It also means having the sense to get out of the rain. Come young monk, there is something we must discuss." Master Fung said.
Omi raised an eyebrow, but complied. As he walked inside, a small green dragon laying down in a hammock spoke up. The dragon had a long, snake like body, two arms with four claws on them, but no legs. He also seemed to have a wisecracking attitude.
"Callin' it quits, kid? That Lotus Strike looked like it was pullin' to the left." The dragon asked in a Smart Aleck kinda way.
"Should you not be guarding a certain scroll?" Master Fung asked the dragon.
"The ancient scroll of the Shen-Gong-Wu? I've been watching that thing for over fifteen hundred years, and its done nothing, but collect dust!" The dragon responded.
"These are times of great change, Dojo Kanojojo." Master Fung said in all of his wisdom.
"Alright, alright! I'm goin'! Sheesh!" Dojo said as he went back to the scroll of the Shen Gong Wu in a huff.
"Come, Omi. We have some new students arriving today." Master Fung informed.
"New students?! This has never happened before!" Omi exclaimed in shocked surprise. "At least not in MY lifetime."
"Indeed. They are here to be trained in the arts of the Xiaolin warrior." Master Fung explained.
"Ooh, may I be the one to teach them? Like how to use an opponent's weight against them? Or how to walk on walls? And ceilings too?" Omi asked as he somehow crawled along the wall, and ceiling like a spider.
Master Fung didn't say anything. He merely reached up, and pulled Omi down to the ground by his oversized skull.
"We shall see." Master Fung Said. "For now though, I would like you to meet the new students. This is Raimundo,"
"'Sup?" Asked a teenager who appeared Brazilian in origin.
"Clay,"
"Howdy!" Said a big teen who appeared to be a cowboy.
"Kimiko,"
"Uh huh... Yeah... *Gasp!* No way!" Said a teenage girl who was talking on a cell phone.
"And, Danny." Master Fung said as he introduced each child. (Just so you guys know, I won't bother describing what the other Xiaolin Dragons look like. Just picture how they looked in the episode. Danny also looks the same as he does normally in the show.)
Danny is a teenage boy, approximately fourteen years of age, but he didn't look like a very social child. In fact, he looks like someone who would rather go it alone instead of fight in a team. His eyes held this form of resentment towards something. Question is...what?
"Greetings, my new friends. I am Omi, Xiaolin Dragon in training." Omi said with a small bow of greeting.
He then proceeded to show the group around the temple while teaching them some of the things he's learned. Starting with walking on two fingers.
"The key is balance." Omi instructed as he did so. The others were walking the normal way. "If you are a beginner you may want to start with three fingers."
"Quick question," said Clay. "When're we gonna need to use this, exactly?"
"Try never." Raimundo answered.
"I'm with these guys. This parlor trick seems to be a pointless waste of time!" Danny said, adding his two cents.
"Yeah, sure. I'll text ya about it." Kimiko said as she hung up her phone. "Anyone know if there's WI-FI here? No? That's okay, I'll find it myself."
Kimiko then took out a hand held device, and used a stylus to write in it. The item seemed to immediately catch Omi's interest. Being raised in the temple his whole life, Omi was a complete stranger to the ways of the outside world.
"What is that thing, Kimiko? Is it... Magic?" Omi asked.
"It's a PDA. I'm texting a friend about a monk who doesn't seem to understand the concept of personal space." Kimiko said with a small amount of accusation in her voice.
"Really? Who? Is it that guy?" Omi asked pointing at Clay.
"Not me li'l buddy." Clay said.
"It's YOU, crome dome." Raimundo elaborated.
Hearing this made Omi gain a blush of embarrassment. A little later, Omi was challenging the others to catch him while bragging about his speed. Until he was lassoed by Clay. Needless to say, Omi was ticked.
"I am the teacher, YOU are the STUDENTS! YOU WILL TREAT ME WITH THE RESPECT I DESERVE!" Omi yelled in anger.
"Respect this!" Raimundo said.
Omi looked down to see that he had been pantsed by Raimundo. For the second time that day, the young monk blushed in embarrassment. Danny watched this all go down from the shade of a nearby tree. He didn't like Omi's attitude, and was staying as far away from the group as possible. After the things that happened to him in Amity Park, he'd rather not get too close to anyone.
Meanwhile, In Someone's Basement Turned Secret Lair...
"I want to rule the world! Not some of it! Not just Iceland! I WANT TO RULE THE WHOLE WORLD!"
We find a teenage boy who is approximately fifteen years old rambling about world domination. He had reddish orange hair that spiked backwards, red eyes with a black mark under the right eye, and pale Grey skin. He was wearing all black, except for the white shirt under his jacket, and the yellow lenses in his goggles. This is Jack Spicer, evil boy genius who is currently in a small mid life crisis.
"Pardon me sir..." A Jackbot said only to be interrupted.
"What? Can't you see I'm in the middle of a mid life crisis?!" Jack asked clearly not in the mood to talk.
"I am sorry sir, but your father sent you a gift from Hong Kong." The Jackbot informed as he handed Jack a small box.
"Oh, a puzzle box. Okay, and my prize is..." Jack opened the box to reveal... "A mask? Lame. Okay, back to business!"
Jack threw the box onto a nearby desk behind him, and resumed going over his plot for global conquest.
"Let's see, Europe might not be a bad place to start. Or is that too simple?" Jack asked himself.
What Jack didn't notice was that the mask was rising up from the puzzle box, and growing ghostly purple appendages. It seemed to have the appearance of a witch.
"Conquer America, move along to Russia, bring down Germany, and then-"
"Onward to Asia!" The ghost said as she phased through Jack.
"Aah! Spooky ghost thing! ATTACK!"
The Jackbots did as ordered, but as they fired their lasers the bullets just phased through the ghost. She floated down and put a hand on the global map on Jack's desk.
"Plans for world conquest." The ghost said. "My dear boy, we have much in common. Tell me, what is your name?"
"J-J-Jack Spicer," stuttered the scared teen. "Who are you? WHAT are you?!"
"Me?" The ghostly witch asked. "I'm your new best friend."
Back At The Temple...
The elder monks sensed a disturbance with the scroll of the Shen-Gong-Wu, and gathered at the pedestal that it rested upon. Dojo slithered in thinking that the monks blamed him for it.
"I didn't touch it! I've got stubby little dragon claws!" Dojo said.
"What could this mean?" One of the monks asked.
"Not what. Who." Master Fung asked in a grim tone. "And the answer is... Wuya."
Back With Jack Spicer...
"Okay, run that by me one more time. And don't leave out ANY details." Jack said.
"I require your assistance in gathering the mystical items known as the Shen-Gong-Wu. And in return, I can grant you your greatest desires." Wuya explained to the teen.
The part that included 'greatest desires' caught Jack's interest. He decided to hear her out. After all, what harm could come from listening.
"Keep talking..." Jack said.
"I can help you in your goal of global takeover." Wuya explained.
"I like the sound of that. So after we get all of these 'Shen-Gong-Wu' things, then what?" Jack asked.
Back With The Monks In Training...
"...The world will fall into a thousand years of darkness." Master Fung said.
He had just got done telling the history of the Shen-Gong-Wu to the young monks in training. Needless to say, they held on to every word he said. But like usual, Danny kept to himself. Master Fung knew the reason for this however, but decided to wait before revealing it.
"Uh, Master Fung?" Raimundo asked, raising his hand.
"Yes, Raimundo?"
"Um, I checked my room earlier today, and no bed. Just a mat. What the dealy?" Raimundo asked.
All Raimundo got in return was blank stares from everyone. The stares made him feel pretty uncomfortable, so he tried to change the subject.
"Ummm... We can talk later..." Raimundo said.
"You will need to learn about all of the Shen-Gong-Wu. To do so, you will read from this." Master Fung said as he escorted the young ones to a certain scroll.
"The ancient scroll of the Shen-Gong-Wu!" Omi said in amazement.
The scroll was pure white like most other scrolls, but along with writing, it had diagrams that moved to show how an active Shen-Gong-Wu worked. And right now, it's doing just that.
"The Mantis Flip Coin has just gone active! Whoever holds the coin is able to flip with the skill of a mantis." Master Fung explained.
"Wild!" exclaimed Kimiko.
"Then we must retrieve it at once! Follow me, to victory!" Omi said as he ran off to get the Mantis Flip Coin. However, after a few seconds he realized a slight error in his actions. "...I have NO idea where I'm going."
"Yeah, how do we even FIND the Shen-Gong-Wu?" Kimiko asked.
"Dojo, you helped Grandmaster Dashi hide the Shen-Gong-Wu, correct?" Master Fung asked the slithery dragon.
"Yeah, but that was over fifteen hundred years ago! I really doubt I'll be able to sense-WHOOOA, it's that way!" Dojo said pointing in a random direction. His body had started tingling mid-sentence as he sensed the activated Wu. But Raimundo seemed skeptical.
"Yeah, like we're really supposed to take directions from a gecko." Raimundo said doubting Dojo's sensory skills.
"GECKO?!" Dojo asked not pleased with the Brazilian teen's choice of words. He spun in place a few times, and grew to his full sized dragon form. He now resembled a Chinese dragon from old paintings, and snorted red fire from his nostrils in anger.
"Don't. EVER. Call me a gecko!" Dojo yelled.
Raimundo could do nothing but stand there, and shiver in fear as he stuttered out an apology. Needless to say, he learned to never judge a book by its cover. Or in this case, never judge a dragon by his scales. Soon however, Dojo was flying through the sky with the monks in training riding along on his back. Dojo wasn't too pleased about this, however.
"I can't believe I went from Temple Guardian to babysitter in less than a day." Dojo said to himself.
Meanwhile, Omi was now interested in another strange device that Kimiko was using. The flashing lights, bright colors, and moving pictures entranced the young dragon in training.
"Kimiko, I have never seen such a wondrous device! What is it?" Omi asked.
"It's a Gamepal." Kimiko responded. She then showed him the game she was playing. "See? I'm helping Po-Chi collect the disks."
"How did Po-Chi get in there?" Omi asked curious about how someone could fit inside something that small.
"Um, that's where he was born? Here, try it out." Kimiko said.
She gave Omi the Gamepal, and he started to push a few buttons. The little guy got a huge grin on his face when he saw the results. Little kids these days are so easy to amuse, aren't they?
"Look Kimiko, my little friend does what I say when I push the buttons!" Omi exclaimed in excitement.
As Omi was playing however, Raimundo snuck over, and turned the power off on him. Needless to say, Omi was upset.
"EEYAAAH! MY NEW LITTLE FRIEND HAS BEEN TAKEN BY THE DARK FORCES OF EVIL! Po-Chi, are you in there? Can you hear the sound of my voice?!"
Raimundo chuckled at the kid's reaction to his prank, but Kimiko punched him in the arm. Hard.
"Don't mess with the monk!" Kimiko growled.
"Girl, you hit hard!" Raimundo said.
"It's okay, Omi. The power just got switched off. See?" Kimiko informed.
She turned the power switch back to 'on', and coo coo cachoo, it flared back to life. Omi was definitely pleased by this.
"*GASP!* Po-Chi, you have returned! I will now keep in mind to always honor the power of the off switch." Omi said before returning to the game.
Pretty soon, the Xiaolin entourage made landfall in a city. It was bustling with people moving to, and fro. They landed in an alley to avoid unnecessary suspicion. Omi had never in his short life seen so many human beings, or buildings in one place before. But then again, he doesn't know very much about life outside the temple.
"Oh, so many buildings! Where are we?" Omi asked.
"San Francisco." Raimundo answered.
Suddenly, Danny began to growl while looking behind the group for some reason. This made them all look behind them to see... Jack Spicer!
"Attention, citizens, I now rule you with the Mantis Flip Coin!" Jack declared. He then flipped down from the dumpster that he was standing on before.
Wuya floated up to him, but she needed to burst his bubble.
"You can not rule the world yet! You have only one Shen-Gong-Wu." Wuya informed.
"How many are there?" Jack asked the Heylin witch.
"HUNDREDS!" Wuya responded.
"WHAT?! Okay, you're gonna have to get solid, and help me out here!" Jack said astonished at the sheer amount of Shen-Gong-Wu that he had to find.
"Excuse me, sir..."
Jack and Wuya looked down to see Omi looking up at him. Apparently, Omi doesn't know evil when it's literally staring at him in the face. Poor kid.
"But that coin is of great importance. May we please have it?" Omi asked holding out his hand.
"What? No way, short stuff! I'm keeping this Shen-Gong-Wu!" Jack answered rudely.
Raimundo looked at Kimiko, and asked the one question they all had in mind.
"How does HE know about Shen-Gong-Wu?"
Wuya floated out from behind Jack in a way that was very intimidating. But then again, she ain't called a Heylin witch for nothin'. Ya know what I'm saying? Dojo somehow recognized her though.
"Wuya... Wow, the years have not been kind to you." Dojo said with his hands on what most would assume to be his hips.
"SILENCE, YOU SLITHERING LIZARD! Dashi isn't around to protect you anymore!" Wuya screamed getting in Dojo's face. This also served to make the dragon slither away in fear.
"I can't very well leave any witnesses, so I'll just do this." Jack said as he pushed a button on his watch. "Jack Bots, ATTACK!"
A small platoon of Jack's robots appeared, and charged in to attack our young heroes. They looked a bit panicky, but Omi just closed his eyes in concentration making *nine glowing dots* appear in the middle of his forehead. He took up a stance, and called upon his dragon element.
"WATER!" Omi cried out before destroying a Jackbot with a mid-air spin kick.
Kimiko rushed at one of the robots, and destroyed it with a series of swift punches. Raimundo did the same, only he landed his blows on the components that held the robot together. Clay just stuck out his chest, and the Jack Bot that was charging at him broke into a million tiny pieces.
"It's not yer weight that counts, it's how ya throw it around." Clay told Omi as if he was talking about the weather.
But the way Danny was destroying the Jackbot that attacked him was the most brutal. He had pounced on the robot, and was ripping it to pieces from the inside out. With his TEETH! All those watching, Wuya included, turned green at the thought of Danny killing a human, or an animal in such a manner.
When Danny was done killing the Jack Bot, he looked over to Jack Spicer. Danny looked ready to kill the boy genius... Who just so happened to have gotten a head start on getting away with his helipack. But Danny was having none of it.
"Get back here, and fight like a man, you coward!" Danny yelled at Jack's retreating form.
"We have lost the Shen-Gong-Wu." Omi said in despair.
"Dude, it's a coin." Raimundo said not understanding the importance behind the Mantis-Flip Coin.
This made Omi blow his top at the Brazilian teen. How could he be so, dang, ignorant?! It's just so preposterously amazing that one could be so ignorant!
"A MAGICAL COIN! Do you not understand?! The more Shen-Gong-Wu Wuya possesses, the stronger she is!" Omi explained.
"We're sorry, Omi." Kimiko apologized.
"Apologies will have to wait! Another Shen-Gong-Wu just lit up!" Dojo said as he brought out the scroll of Shen-Gong-Wu.
It now showed the image of a tunic turning into powerful, yet heavy armor.
"It's something called the Two-Ton Tunic." Danny said.
"Hey, I remember that one! It was Dashi's invulnerable armor." Dojo explained.
"Sweet!" Kimiko said as she rolled up the scroll. "Jack had better watch his back, because this one is ours!"
"Optimism is bliss, I suppose..." Danny said to himself.
Well everyone, that's all for now. But tune in next time to see the rest of this adventure. I hope you all enjoy this story. See you guys later! Read and review! Flames not welcome!