Rito woke up from his deep sleep and stared at his plain ceiling with the slightest of interest. Today was a new day and the start of a new school week to boot. Coming to his senses he felt a soft, yet warm body in close proximity to him. "That Momo-chan! Shes always sneaking into my room even though me and Lala have told her a thousand times not to do that! After all, a guy does need some privacy!" Rito thought to himself. In truth, he loved having a beautiful young woman lying next to him in the mornings when he woke up. At first, it was Lala who would cuddle up with Rito unbeknownst to him. Initially, it was awkward and embarrassing since the princess of Deviluke was not shy in the least when it came to nudity. To make the situation worse, Mikan would often barge in on the two and make a teasing remark much to Rito's chagrin. With time however, having a naked girl in his bed became as natural as brushing his teeth. In fact, Rito grew to enjoy having some private time with Lala. Unfortunately, all good things come to an end and she stopped sleeping with the orange haired boy once she had a room of her own.
Well, that wasn't entirely true. Every now and then, Lala would climb into bed with Rito in the middle of the night just to surprise him in the morning. However, once her two sisters came to live with her, Momo and Nana, Lala ceased her perverted operations so she could be a good role model to Momo and Nana. However, her attempts at acting like a mature, responsible, older sister were in vain as Momo; the more immature of the the two younger sisters; started her own perverted games with Rito. Whereas Lala was naked whilst in Rito's bed, Momo was a little more modest and wore an unbuttoned shirt and panties. She also made it a habit of being playful with Rito as soon as he was up. "It ain't easy being me" Rito thought aloud with a chuckle. "Oh I know right? You sexy hunk" said the girl with short pink hair. "Crap! I just said that out loud" an embarrassed Rito thought. "Tee-hee. Your expressions are as rich as always Rito-kun." Momo teasingly said with a smirk on her flawless face. "Momo, we've been over this. Stop coming into my room half naked in the dead of night. You know how I get around situations like these!" Rito sternly told the young alien girl. "Oh...You mean to say you don't like having pretty girls sharing your bed with you?" she replied. "N-no! It's not li-" "Could it be you're gay now Rito-kun?"
"Shut up you little brat! I'm certainly NOT GAY!" "Rito's a homo! Ritos a homo" Momo jokingly chanted over and over ignoring Rito's words. "Oh that does it! C' mere you bratty girl!" In one swift motion, Rito put his arm around Momo, pulled her close to him, and proceed to playfully give her a furious noogie. H-hey! Cut that out! I hate getting noogies!" Momo shrieked. "Well maybe you should learn to have some respect for others privacy you naughty little girl!" Rito replied in a cocky tone. "Hey! You know I can't help snuggling up with you Rito! You're such a big meanie sometimes!" the mischevious girl whined. "Hey you two, quit fooling around and get ready for school." Mikan shouted through the door. "Oh, and dont be late like y'all were last week!" In no time flat, everyone except Lala got dressed for school and the homely smell of freshly made bacon, eggs, and grits wafted throughout the house. Its smell was practically intoxicating. Rito gave a friendly kiss on the forehead to his twelve going on thirteen year old sister and told her good morning. Mikan replied with a warm smile that only the fairer gender was capable of and told her seventeen year old brother good morning too. "These grits are delicious as always Mikan-chan!" Nana exclaimed. "Thanks. Glad everyone appreciates my cooking." she replied. Nana's eyes then fixated themselves on Rito as he sat down across from her with his plate and small glass of milk. "G'morning beast." ("beast" was Nana's nickname for Rito due to his many perverse "accidents" with girls)
"Morning smart mouthed brat" he replied without even looking up from his plate as he began to munch on his bacon. "Oh I know you did not just call me that!" Nana fiercely shot back. "Calm your nerves Nana-chan! You know Rito's just picking on you." Mikan said. "Yeah Nana! Learn to take a little teasing you "smart mouthed brat"! " Momo chimed in as she joined the trio in the kitchen. "Shut it Momo!" Nana replied. Changing the subject, Rito asked if Lala was up yet. Mikan answered his question by telling him that as per usual, Lala was taking a shower before breakfast and that she should be out by now. "Figures. The princess of Deviluke loves her personal hygiene quite a bit." Rito thought. "A hundred yen says she'll "inadverently flash me" like she always says." Having lived with them for at least a year or more, one would think Lala would be a bit more modest after leaving the bathroom following a nice hot shower or bath. Not that Rito minded seeing her "girl parts" of course. After all, He did have a healthy libido just like any other guy his age. "Sometimes I wonder how I can restrain myself from giving into temptations. Any guy would go ape living with three gorgeous pink haired sisters from another planet." Rito pondered as he drank his glass of milk. Just as he was doing this, Lala came barging into the kitchen with a troubled look on her face wearing only a small towel that barely contained her bodacious body. Rito's face became redder than a strawberry, yet he didn't flip out at the sight of her nearly naked. "Has anyone seen Peke!? He's not in his usual spot!" she whined. "Peke? You mean that robot that doubles as a portable wardrobe?" Mikan asked. "Yeah. He was resting on his bean bag last night before I went to bed. Then when I woke up, he was gone!" "Wait! Don't you have an extra girls uniform just in case of an emergency like this?" Rito asked Lala.
"I-I think so. Lemme go check." She replied as she dashed upstairs to her room. "Hope she finds Peke." Nana said as she got up from the table bringing her dish to the kitchen sink. "Yeah me too." said Momo. Thankfully, Lala found her beloved robot. Turns out he was in her room entertaining Celine (a former alien flower that somehow became a human toddler) with silly faces. After that crisis was settled, everyone left for school. Momo and Nana flew to school so they could get there early to see their friend Mea. That left thier big sister with Rito. Savoring the few minutes they had together, Lala initiated a conversation with him. "Say Rito-kun, how did you do on that homework for math class?" "Ehh... A little better than I normally do." he responded " I could 've helped you ya know." "Yeah I know, but I prefer to do things on my own y'know? Thats not to say I'm resilient to the help of others, but its like teaching a child to ride a bike. You can encourage him, help balance him as you give him a push, and you can put training wheels on the bike to help him learn, but eventually, there comes a time when the child must be able ride the bike by himself. In other words, if I keep getting help from you on those math problems, i'll never become good enough to pass math." "Are you implying that I'm a nuisance when it comes to homework?" Lala asked with a frown on her face. "To be fair, sometimes you are like when you distract me with those good looks of yours" Rito replied smugly. "That's not my problem though is it? Its your fault for getting distracted you dolt!" The duo shared a laugh after that and a kiss to boot. "I love you Rito-kun." Lala tenderly said as their lips parted. "As do I" he replied. Kissing had become a regular thing between the spiky haired boy and his alien lady friend ever since they shared their first kiss together a few days ago.
It was after dinner on a Friday night and Lala was in Ritos room "role playing" with him. Pretending she was "magical girl kyouko" the main protagonist from her favorite tv show, Lala pretended to throw a fireball at Rito who was playing the role of a typical bad guy that Kyouko had no trouble taking down. "Arrgh! That was my right cheek you just burned with your flame powers you damn witch! You'll pay for that!" yelled Rito. "A witch doesn't have to pay for her crimes! Ever!" Lala shot back and with that statement playfully charged Rito and put her hands on his shoulders pretending to burn him to a crisp. Unfortunately, she tripped over his backpack and crashed into poor Rito. After a few seconds, he regained his senses and noted the slight throbbing coming from the back of his head. "Oh my gosh Rito! Are you hurt anywhere!" Lala exclaimed " I didn't mean to fall on top of you. Honest!" "Relax, it was just an accident Lala. No harm done." Rito replied with a slight smile. "Besides" he added, "You were really getting into the character of kyouko back there. Can't blame a girl for being too passionate about something." "He he. Your right Rito. Plus I guess I couldn't help myself around an awesome guy like you. Am I right?" Lala replied. "Is she complimenting me or flirting with me?" Rito thought "I reckon its flirting. Lala's gotten kind of good at it as of late come to think of it." "Huh? Am I right Rito-kun?" Lala asked while also gently poking Rito's chest with her finger. "Yeah, you are. Crazy girl." he teased. "Now how I am I crazy? I fail to comprehend what you are saying." she responded flirtatiously "You know what I'm talking about silly! Your casual attitude about flashing people, your crazy inventions that always go awry, Do I need to say anything else?" Rito was now all smiles and his voice carried a hint of laughter too as he flirted back and forth with this gorgeous girl. "Really? I'm pretty sure that's normal for an alien girl like me. Unless you are saying I'm too much to handle for a simple guy like yourself." She teased back. "S-shut up Lala-san." and with that, Rito subconsciously grabbed Lala's face and pulled it close to his. Sensing it was the perfect time to do so, he immediately pressed his lips against hers.
Rito was slowly but surely becoming a man that lots of girls would kill to have in their life. Okay. Maybe he was still somewhat dorky and maybe he couldn't help himself from getting into insane ecchi scenarios everyday, but past that, the oldest child of the Yuuki household had qualities that drove girls nuts (in a good way). Even if he wasn't that aware of them. Lala could feel herself getting that butterfly feeling in her stomach as her lips were released from Rito's. "I don't know whats gotten into him all of a sudden, but I like it. A lot!" "Did I just kiss the most beautiful girl in the cosmos? Seems like a hallucination to me considering it seemed to have happened so fast." Rito asked himself as his mind raced like a Ferrari. "R-R-Rito-san. Did we k-kiss just now?" Lala asked the boy she loved so dearly. "S-seems like we did." He replied. Rito then kissed her again just to make sure he wasn't hallucinating. "Say Rito, you k-know what this means right?" Lala asked. "No..No I do not." "W-well according to Risa-chan, if a boy and a girl kiss, it means they're dating if my memory serves me right." "But we aren't dating though are we?" asked a confused Rito. "So? we can easily change that right?" she replied. This was an unexpected turn of events for Rito. "Hmm...this reminds me of all the times I unsuccessfully tried asking out Haruna-chan. However, if what Risa told Lala is true, then its now or never I guess." Mustering all the courage he had, Rito opened his mouth and said those magic words. "H-hey Lala-san. I know this is very sudden, but w-w-will you be my g-girlfriend? Y-you don-" "Rito," Lala began "you have no idea how long I've been waiting to hear you say that. You of all people should know never to leave a girl waiting, but since its obvious we share chemistry together, Y-yes I will gladly be your girlfriend. As long as you promise to be my boyfriend in return." "I promise" was Rito's response. The couple then shared another kiss; this one a little more passionate.
Mikan and Lala's twin sisters happily supported Rito and Lala's love for one another. "This will be brilliant for my harem plan." though Momo. "After all, polygamy is supported in many galaxies out there. Deviluke itself also doesn't mind the concept either." she was hugging herself with pleasure at the thought of being one step closer to the man she lusted over day in and day out. "Hang on a second though, If my older sister is now dating Rito-kun, that might cause jealousy to sprout in all of the other girls who like him. In fact, some of those girls might forget about Rito now that he is no longer single." Momo furiously pondered over what to do now that this new development threw a huge kink in her master plan.
"Hey sis! Can I ask you something?" Momo asked Lala later that night. "Sure ask away!" the latter cheerfully responded. "Umm... now that Rito finally grew a pair and asked you out, won't that screw up the plan to have him marry both you and Haruna-chan?" "No, I don't think it will. After all, when and if Rito-kun takes over as the new king of the universe, Earth laws won't apply anymore and thus he'll be allowed to love another woman besides me." Lala replied not worried about the consequences of dating a guy many girls craved. "Yo Saruyama! You'll never guess what just happened!" exclaimed an excited Rito over the telephone. "Why? Did you come out of the closet or something?" Ritos best male friend jokingly replied. "Ha ha. screw you. I uh... I kissed Lala and asked her to be my girlfriend. Oh, and she said YES!" "Really now? Im so gonna tweet about this. All the other girls are gonna be jealous with you bro! Just saying. he he he." replied Saruyama as he immediately hung up on Rito. "Crap! Even if people on deviluke dont care at all about polygamy, I dunno if I could successfully have both Lala and Haruna as my wives and that's not taking into account the tens of thousands of other girls in my life. Damn you Saruyama! You just have to go and open pandoras box early. I mean, the other girls are gonna be jealous/upset no matter what, but thats life for you. What worries me is how Haruna's going to take the news. Perhaps I should just give up on her and stick to Lala? Nah...I can't bring myself to do it, but it might be the right thing to do."
All night long, Rito tossed and turned unable to get some sleep all because he was still concerned over whether Saruyama would actually tweet about his best friends business concerning the princess of deviluke. Eventually he managed to subcumb to exhaustion and got in a few hours of sleep if only because Momo snuck into his bed for the umpteenth time. Her soft, but warm body lulled him to sleep and made him feel like all was right in the world. For once, Rito didn't mind having Momo in his bed although he would have preferred Lala instead. "Perhaps having an alien in your life ain't so bad after all." He thought as he drifted off into dreamland.