Frogs Of Wrath: An Honourable Tale
In the dream, there was nothing that couldn't be done. There was no feat impossible. No frog immovable. But perhaps there was… Perhaps there was an immovable frog. A frog so powerful that it was destined to defend some kind of treasure of some sort. A treasure that bore great importance on the overall spectrum that was life, and other things like that. This is a story not only about dreams, but about honour, and really giant crabs.
It all began with a young speech therapist called Mike Flags, and Mike Flags always wanted to live in a world without frogs. He dreamt about this by night and by day. You see, frogs irritated Mike beyond belief, and this was mainly due to their mannerisms, the way they hopped around like small kings of lily pads and the way they croaked whilst still living. The frog was Mike Flags natural enemy, and he'd be damned if he was going to let them win in the great game of life. But do not fear dear readers because Mike had himself a three-step 'Ultimate Frog Annihilation' plan (UFA) which went as follows:
1. Lure the frogs using legless flies or crumbled biscuit leftovers.
2. Befriend the frogs, buy them a drink, engage in general chit-chat so that the frogs believe that they are safe.
3. Buy the frogs a second round of drinks, now this may seem like a waste of money, but this is where the magic really happens. Let me tell you dear readers a secret, frogs dislike the taste of tequila, so much so that the taste of just a drop of tequila will prompt any frog into instant suicide. Catch my drift? So the next step of the plan is…
4. Shoot them. Shoot them all. They'll be distracted by their second round of drinks.
Now I know there must be some questions cropping up in your mind, a frequent one will probably be 'What the hell does this have to do with Inception?'. This story is actually a prequel to Inception, and the characters might turn up later on, if you people are lucky.