"James? Jamie~~~!"

"What do you want now Sirius?"

"Who'that?"

"Who?"

"Him!"

"Sirius, there are like 5 guys in here, be more specific."

"The guy making out with that book."

"Sirius…"

"That guy! He's like smooshing the book to his face."

"…It's called reading…"

"James! It speaks!"

"Aww, he's shy."

"…"
"Was'ure name?"

"My name is Sirius Black."

"The nerdy lookin' kid is James."

"Sorry for my friend,"

"..s'alright."

"What is that…4 words? We're making progress."

"Shut up, so, what's your name?"

"M'name is Remus Lupin..."

"That's a pretty weird name, Remus, Remmie, Remu, Rem-Rem."

"Lets not forget the last name, Luppy, Pinny, Lu-Lu, Lullypinkins…"

"Sirius…"

"…-mummble-"

"What was that?"

"I said, 'Say's the guy with two adjectives'."

"He got you there Sirius."

"Shhh~James, it's up to 12!"

"Can you leave me alone?"

"I7!"

"I don't see you a lot a Hogwarts, you are in Gryffindor arent you?"

"Yes, but I'm usually in the library."

"Really!? Well I know what I'm doing today."

"I-please god no!"

"Oh, so wittle Rem-rem-kins doesn't want me learning!"

"Learn on your own time!"

"But what if I need help?"

"BOOKS! Just, leave me alone!"

"He-Hey! Don't run away from me!"

And the chase began.

A/N: Quick. I think it's pretty cute. But I'm a bit biased, haha.
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