A/N: So wrote this cause I was bored and figured I couldn't just lurk around forever. Hope it amuses you.


Gokudera always had a way with words.

"What are you doing baseball idiot! Why did you bring me here? We should be with the tenth not in your stupid room. Who knows when he might need us, as his right hand man I can't let him down!"

He was always eloquent and made sure to express himself clearly.

"Wha ... what do you think you're doing! Where are your hands going? Get off … oh. Get off now or I'll … Oh God I'll…"

But no matter how hard he tried …

"Harder, oh my … YAMA … AHH. Faster Ohh OHH I'm … I'm "

Yamamoto always knew how to shut him up.

"Stop smiling, idiot."