In this fanfiction, we realize that writing ffs is not only fun, it's educational and helps spread awareness of PSD (Pixi Stix Disease)
This is only the intro to the Pixi Stix Caper.
I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew, but Mia Ikumi lives in my basement and she says hi. Again.
Chapter One: Introduction, or What Happens When Ichigo Eats Pixi Stix
Sahra: BWAHAHAHAHA! I'M BACK FROM MY STAY IN THE GOBI DESERT!
Kelse: How was it?
Sahra: Snowy. And awfully cold, too.
Kelse: Oh, that's nice. Were there hot springs?
Sahra: Yeah, they were all warm.
Kelse: Cool. How'd you get here?
Sahra: On the back of a giant flying monkey-whale-cucumber-sea-anemone thing.
Kelse: Makes sense. That's the only logical way you could've gotten back, anyway.
Sahra: Yup.
Ichigo walks in.
Ichigo: OH MY GOD NOT YOU AGAIN!
Sahra: Happy to see me?
Kish comes in.
Kish: NOOOOO! STAY AWAY YOU EVIL LAPTOP-CARRYING PERSON!
Sahra: Aw, you guys! I feel so loved! You know what, we should all sit in a circle and sing kumbayah!
Kish & Ichigo: NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Sahra: Then let's do the Macarena to disco music! With everyone else, of course.
Everyone magically poofs into a room that has a disco ball and multicolored lights twirling in it. The music goes on and everyone starts doing the Macarena.
Everyone but Sahra and Kelse: AAAAAH! NO! WE'LL EVEN SIT IN A CIRCLE AND SING KUMBAYAH! JUST MAKE IT STOP!
Sahra: But I thought you didn't want to do that.
Ichigo & Kish: WE LIED! JUST MAKE THE HORRIBLENESS GO AWAY!
Everything stops. Everyone starts sobbing uncontrollably.
Person: I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE!
Other person: OH MY GOD! IT WAS SO SCARY… HOLD ME MASAYA!
Some person: ICHIGO MY DARLING COME COMFORT ME!
Guess Who: TAR TAR! I WAS SO SCARED!
Obvious Person: HELP I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A MONKEY!
Seriously: NO! BRING IT BACK! THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN!
Sahra & Ryou: OH MY GOD SHUT UP!
Everything gets all quiet.
Sahra: Anyway, guess what time it is?
Keiichiro (being disturbingly hyper because he ate all of Ryou's Pixi Stix last night because he thought they were sporks but when he found out they were sugar he ate them anyway): What time is it, Sahra? Or if you speak backwards, Arhas ti si emit tahw? Or if you speak Nonsense, Oolkijway'tin cummerbund alekto chichichi? Or-
Sahra: The first one was fine.
Keiichiro: What time is it, Sahra?
Sahra: IT'S TIME FOR KISH BASHING!
Kish: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kelse: But Kish is so cool!
Ichigo (being all hyper because she stole a ton of Pixi Stix out of Keiichiro's pocket and ate them): Muffins! Yes, my friends, muffins are what makes the world go round! And bacon, too! A B C D E F – F! FRENCH FRIES! YEAH! LET'S GO TO KFC! (starts singing very badly) KENTUCK-AY! FRIED-AY! CHICKEN-AY!
Everyone tries desperately hard to ignore her.
Ichigo: AND I'M LETTING EVERYONE KNOW NOW THAT IF YOU GUYS EVEN TRY TO EAT A PIECE OF BREAD AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU! THOSE SLICES OF FLUFFY GOODNESS HAVE BRAINS, YA KNOW! AND DON'T EAT MARSHMALLOWS EITHER! OR MUFFINS! OR PLASTIC CUPS! OR DOLPHINS! OR PIXI STIX OTHERWISE YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME – DISTURBINGLY HAPPY AND SCARY!
Keiichiro: HEY! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STOLE MY PIXI STIX!
Ichigo: YEAH, I AM! BUT I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE FIRST I TRIED TO EAT LUCKY CHARMS, BUT THE LEPRECHAUN DUDE TOOK THEM AWAY AND TOLD ME TO EAT SOMETHING MAGICALLY DELICIOUS, SO I TOOK YOUR PIXI STIX BECAUSE THEY LOOKED SO SUGARIFFIC!
Ryou: There's no such word as "sugariffic".
Keiichiro: YOU TAKE THAT CONSTORTEDABULANATEDCHINGCHING WORD BACK RIGHT NOW, RYOU! DON'T INSULT MY NEW BEST FRIEND!
Ryou: Um…. Sorry?
Ichigo: That's okay, bossman. (flies up to the ceiling and starts laughing uncontrollably) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sahra: Why am I having deja-vu?
Kelse: 'Cause this is from Mary Poppins. Now everything is gonna start floating.
Everything starts floating.
Sahra: Now look! You jinxed us!
Ichigo: (chewing on an apple that she found in a watermelon grove 22 years into the future) BUT NOW KEI-KUN CAN FLY! HE CAN KEEP ME COMPANY!
Keiichiro: (singing) LET'S GO FLY A KITE! UP…………..
Sahra: Next time, will everything stop floating? Will Keiichiro stop being hyper? Will this fic get less random? NO! But tune in next time to find out about the rest!