I wrote this in July '08 for my friend 49thIdentity on deviantART and technically is a songfic because of my OCs singing later. ._.;;
Aidan Cheverell (c) 49thIdentity on deviantART
Alihi Kaua, Amara Kaua-Aelfgar, Ryuu Aelfgar, and Akihi Kaua (c) me
"Double Trouble" (c) ... Whoever owns it
"… Alihi?"
"NOT NOW ELIWOOD! I'M TRYING TO CATCH CRESSELIA!" Indeed, the tactician was staring intensely at her DS, ranting at the screen about finally finding it and how it was going to be caught this time so there ha ha ha.
"But Alihi, there's-"
"GHVESGRHERORGTHEIRGFOPIUH HOW COULD THAT MISS THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT ELIWOOD!" She screamed, mumbling about how she would have to burn more time trying to find the Pokemon again.
"Alihi! There's-"
"FOR ELIMINE'S SAKE, ELIWOOD! FIRST YOU MAKE ME LOSE CRESSELIA, AND NOW YOU ARE STILL BUGGING ME! WHAT IS SO FREAKING IMPORTANT?!"
"There's another army heading this way! And it looks almost identical to ours!"
Alihi got serious. Super serious. "What?"
"Florina spotted us in there. Another Eliwood, another Lyn, another Hector… the only person who didn't have a clone was you, Alihi."
Alihi rolled up her sleeves. "I'm getting to the bottom of this."
MEANWHILE, ON THE OTHER SIDE
"… Aidan?"
"What is it, Lyn?"
"Florina said she spotted clones of us! Up ahead! And the only one who didn't have a clone was you!"
Aidan blinked. "… ATTACK OF THE CLONES! D:"
BACK TO ALIHI
Alihi reached the top of the hill Aidan's group was conviently on. "YOU!" She pointed at Aidan.
"YOU!" Aidan pointed back.
"WHO ARE YOU?!"
"I ASKED FIRST!"
Alihi covered Aidan's mouth with her hand, thus ending their speaking-at-the-same-time episode. "Now, when I move my hand, you answer this question. Do you work for Bern or the Black Fang?" Alihi moved her hand.
"No… Although I could ask you the same thing."
Alihi shook her head.
"Okay then. Miss, then I have a question for you."
"The name's Alihi, not Miss."
"Okay then, Alihi… WHY DO YOU HAVE A CLONE ARMY?!"
"WHAT?! I WAS HERE FIRST! YOU HAVE THE CLONE ARMY!"
"NUH UH!"
"YEAH UH!"
"PROVE IT!"
"HOW OLD ARE YOU?"
"16!"
"HA!"
"WHAT?"
"I'M 18!"
"…"
"HA!"
"…"
"… What is it?"
"It's nothing." Aidan handed Alihi a paper.
"What's this?"
"It's an invitation to the Tactician Convention coming up soon."
"… Can I invite family?"
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Amara giggled happily. "IT'S SO COLORFUL! 333333" The Tactician Convention was bustling with activity, people rushing around to go see different booths. Alihi pushed her way into the crowd.
Amara tried to follow, but Ryuu held the two-year-old's hand, stopping her. "Stay with daddy and Aki for now, okay?"
"Where's mommy going?"
"She's going to find a friend and ask where we're supposed to go."
Amara nodded, and turned to Akihi. "Aki, you have the stuff?"
Akihi showed her the big bag. "Yes. I have everything we need, Amara."
"HEY!" The three turned at the sound of the voice, seeing Alihi waving them over. Ryuu, Amara, and Akihi walked over to where she was, talking to Aidan.
Aidan grinned. "So this is your family, Alihi?"
Alihi nodded happily. "This is my boyfriend-who-is-pretty-much-my-husband Ryuu, my brother Akihi, and my two-year-old daughter Amara."
The two-year-old looked up at Aidan, smiling. "What's your name?"
Aidan smiled and ruffled Amara's hair, beaming. "My name's Aidan! I'm a friend of your mommy's!"
Akihi looked at the clock. "Oh! We should be going!"
Aidan looked as well. "That's right! The contest starts soon! You better be going now!" The family nodded and ran off. "Good luck!"
LATER
It was dark. Very, very dark. Whispers could be heard in the crowd. Aidan grabbed a microphone.
"And next are Alihi, Akihi, Ryuu, and Amara!" The crowd fell silent.
The spotlight fell on a brown-haired teen, facing away from the crowd. "This is the boss, and I'm sick of waiting. I want Pikachu! And this time, don't screw it up!" Music played. The crowd cheered loudly as two more spotlights fell on Alihi and Ryuu.
"We'll be the richest rouges of all time."
"Creators of a grand design!"
"I'll be the king!"
"I'll be the queen!"
The final spotlight fell on Amara, who was wearing a Meowth outfit. "I'll be the joker… of crime." The two-year-old winked.
Needless to say, the group won by a landslide.
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The two had some other encounters, like at the supermarket in the ramen aisle, the arena, the hot springs (that was a hard one for them to forget). But, alas, nothing compared to their last one, in the bedr-
Alihi: -shoots- STOP SPREADING LIES!
What are you staring at?!
The fan-fiction's over!
-bang-