Hey! Welcome to my new Fanfiction The Smasher High! The characters are a little different from their counterparts in the Team Metaknight saga so basically here is my Character guide to show the smashers are this time
Link- A foul-mouthed Selfish jerk, he is friendly to Roy Marth and Ike but most other people are nothing to him, He is a Freshman
Roy- A Robin obbsessed Freshman. If you even dare look at Robin he will probe you with his sword...take note of that.
Marth- A whiny Freshman who's hobby is over-eating he dates various girls but always fails in relationships
Ike- A Strong, Prideful Freshman with an attitude.
Lucina- A pretty girl who Ike likes...She normally steers clear of him.
Robin- Roy's Girlfriend...Dont look!
Zelda- Links Love interest...the only issue is that Zelda's dad bitterly hates link
Toon link- A begginstrip obsessed person who lives with link
The Koopalings- The bane of the Smashers...
Iggy- The only koopaling that the others tolerate
Kirby- A perverted freshman constantly making 69 jokes during class.
Meta knight- Another perverted freshman
Lucas- A nerdy kid who is not quite in High school yet but hangs out with the others
Ness- a split persona, an Idiot on school property and perfectly normal off of it.
Now that that is over...here is the fanfic.
Link
Link was near the school pouring gas all over it Try taking me here now! He thought evily taking a match and lighting it on fire. He bagan to laugh demonically when suddenly he heard a voice... "Link!...Link!...LINK! GET THE HELL UP!" he awoke instantly Dammit...it was a dream...He thought dissapointed. "Come get your damn breakfast boy!" His mother called out. Link put on his gold tunic and put on his belt and hat. "Ok mom im coming!...damn" he said
"What was that?" His Mother said while putting a plate on the table. "Uhhhh nothing..." He said. he then proceeded to Snarf down his Breakfast. Man...First words out of Roy's mouth is probably gonna be about friggin Robin...Marth's gonna be a whiny bitch...and Ike's gonna brag about how much hes worked out! Link complained in his mind while walking through the door on his way to the school.
Needless to get into...Links way to school wasnt that great, A bus managed to nearly swerve into him. A Passing car threw mud in his face. And some dickhead teens decided to Throw water at him through a bush. For gods sake please let getting into school be better then this morning. He thought as he walked onto school property. His ears were then offended by Marth's Whiny tone.
"I went through another Breakup!" Marth cried "Why can people love me!" Link was already irritated by Marth's stupid feel sorry for me bullshit. "Because maybe if you didnt act all sad all the time like noone cares then maybe someone would!" Link said in an irate tone. Roy walked over with a smug look on his face "Hey Marth! Hey Link! Guess what i did with Robin" He said Smugly. "Dude I swear to god if you say Played Castle i will Fucking Shank you..." He threatened.
How will Link survive this new year? Will Roy stop talking about Robin? Will Marth stop being a whiny bitch? Find out! oh and guys Sorry for the characters being ooc but it is sorta the point of the story...its a parody anyway hope you enjoy, I will write when i can!