AN: I'm thinking about making this a multi chapter story but I dunno... What do you think?
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"I'm back!" Cloud yelled, setting down a bag of snacks on the coffee table.
"Hi Cloud," Corrin said, unwrapping a Rice Krispie. "Thanks for buying more snacks!" He picked up the remote and paused his show. He dug through the bag for a bag of Hi-Chew.
"This room is a mess Corrin," Cloud said. "I've been gone for five minutes and you make the couch look like a garbage bin."
Corrin popped the chew in his mouth.
"Well actually it's been twenty three minutes," Corrin said with a smile.
Cloud gave him a slightly annoyed look.
"It doesn't matter," Cloud said, picking up some of the wrappers off the couch and placing them on the table in a pile. "You shouldn't be making such a mess, at least put the trash in a bag to be thrown away later instead of throwing it everywhere."
Cloud had taken his spot on the couch next to Corrin.
"I'm sorry Cloudy," Corrin said, leaning onto Cloud. "It's just that I was so immersed in this show I was watching that I didn't even realize I was eating..."
"For twenty three minutes?" Cloud asked. "How do you manage to eat an entire box of rice krispies, a pack of rice crackers, and two cups of noodles?" he said, picking up an empty box of rice krispies. "On top of that three juice boxes, a six pack of this strawberry drink and an Arizona!" Cloud had picked up a half empty can of Arizona.
"Well actually it's pretty easy when the food is so small you can finish it in two bites," Corrin said. "Oh and that can isn't empty yet."
Cloud looked even more annoyed. He took a deep breath.
"Still, you should at least clean up after yourself," Cloud said in a calming voice. "Bugs might come in..."
Corrin held onto Cloud's arm.
"I'm sorry Cloudy, I really am~" Corrin said. "I meant to clean it up after this episode was over."
Cloud picked up the remote and pressed play, revealing how long he was in the episode.
"You just started this," Cloud said. "And this is forty six minutes long."
"Yeah," Corrin said, not understanding what point Cloud was trying to make.
"What were you doing the past twenty minutes I was gone?" Cloud asked.
"Well..." Corrin brought out his laptop, holding it out for Cloud. Cloud took it out of his hands and opened it.
Scrolling through the page Cloud couldn't help but feel a sense of regret and pity.
"God dammit Corrin," Cloud said, handing him back the computer. "Isn't that from a kid's show one of the Villager's is into?"
Corrin gave an awkward laugh.
"Well yeah you see I was going through this Tumblr Lucina was talking about and you see I just got curious and found all these different things and then this story pops up and I got interested and read it and then I went looking for where it's from and found this and I am so sorry I know looking at pictures of a kid and a one eye chip isn't normal but hear me out this was on Lucina page and-"
Cloud had hugged Corrin, effectively getting him to shut up.
"You know you don't need to apologize right?" Cloud said. "I don't care if you want to put a kid on a ship with a one eye chip or whatever I saw on your laptop. Just... remember to clean up after yourself okay?"
Corrin nodded.
"Okay Cloudy," he said.
"Now that that's settled," Cloud said. "Let's -"
"Hulu and woohoo?" Corrin suggested.
"What?"
"You know? Hulu and woohoo. I saw it on Tumblr. Hulu's on so why not?"
Cloud picked up the remote and got out of whatever Corrin was watching.
"Corrin this is Netflix," Cloud said.
"Oh yeah..." he said. "But Netflix and chill is so overrated! I see everybody talking about it!"
"What does that even mean?" Cloud asked.
"I don't know," Corrin said. "But I heard Shulk asked Robin if he wanted to Netflix and chill with him in their room later after all the battles were done."
"... Hand me the laptop."
Corrin gave him the laptop.
"Why?" Corrin asked.
"I don't think it means what you think it means," Cloud said as he proceeded to search up 'Netflix and chill'.
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AN: Done! I feel like the main reason Sakurai added Corrin was so that we fangirls can ship him with Cloud. He's bi so why the frank not?
I admit I have yet to play either games (Waiting for FF7 remake and Conquest to be released) so I may have their personalities wrong (I know for damn sure I have Corrin's wrong). I only read the non-spoiler part of their personalities online since I actually do plan on playing their games. I decided to make Corrin silly as opposed to Cloud's supposedly somber personality. I feel no guilt writing this. *drops mic* Fuck this shit I'm out!