Love & Money
"I love you Idgie," Ruth says as she massages Idgie's feet. Idgie blushes bright red, embarrassed by the sudden confession.
"I love you too."
Then they kiss and do other stuff until the next morning. They were awoken by a drunken Frank breaking into Ruths house. He sees naked Ruth, but is unaware of Idgie.
"I see you knew I was coming," Frank says stumbling from his drunkenness. He falls on top of Ruth and starts kissing her, slobbering all over her face. Idgie gets jealous and pushed Frank off of Ruth while holding a sheet to cover her naked body.
"I'm sorry Frank, but I love Idgie," Ruth yells as Frank tries to climb back on top of her. Idgie smilies thinking she was won the battle for Ruths love.
"But I have money," says Frank
"You do?" asks Ruth.
"Lots of it," says Frank pulling a hundred dollar bill out of his underwear.
That night Frank and Ruth got naked and made love in a pile of money. Idgie watched from the window until she could no longer bear it. Idgie then went home and spent the night eating ice cream by the pint.
I wrote this because my best-friend loves this book and I felt like making fun of her. Since I'm a nice person I wrote this during Skills Lab because I knew she's hate it. Please leave a review and tell me what you think.
-Emma