Summary: Humorous. These are some of the things I have noticed that are pretty much the same from L&J fic to L&J fic, as well as general bad fanfics. It may be hard to read at first, but trust me… it can be done!
A/N: Please oh please review, this is my first fic eva and a review would just be the awesomeist thing.
Llliy wkeas up to the aralm ccolk taht is Ptenuia's sraceming. Puteina sohuts ocbnestiies at her bacuese eeryvnoe kowns taht Petunia htaes Lily. Lliy gtes an owl from Hwgorats, and as the owl soowps in Petnuia aslo satrts yelling at the brid bcsauee waht the hcek is an owl donig in the ketcihn wehn this has been hapepning for at laset oh… six yeras?
The owl binrgs nwes that Lily has been apopnited Haed Gril. She srecems and jmups and alosmt runs to hug Pentuia, but that wloud brnig bad, vrey bad rleusts.
On the tarin Lily geos to the Head's Cptamrmoent where she sees that toe-rag of a boy Jmaes Potetr. Oh terhe was no way he mdae head boy!
"Oh I get it, Ptoter! Tihs is such a funny jkoe. Now give that bgdae back to Remus rhigt now or I will csure u."
"No, Eavns, relaly I'm the Haed Boy, it's not a prank." Said Jaems .
"It's ture, Lily." Said Rmeus who ppoped out of nohewre, "He really is Head Boy."
"Oh, ok," She said, being very imamutre. "well you hvae to tkae this job seiusroly, Potter, or else!"
"Smenooe say my name?" Akesd sirius, as he too, popped out of nwhoere bnuocy and flul of sguar.
And of corsue their non-eitsxent foruth maruader is not to be seen 'cuase no one spaeks of him. Peter was an iluoslin that JK Rowling made up, he nveer really exsited.
Atefr the meeting wtih the perecfts Lily goes to her comrpatment that has trehe of her best freinds, all nmaed Mary Sue that one will go on to date Remus, and antoher to date Sirius. The tirhd is jsut there for show 'cause trhee are fuor maudraers so there must be four ppeloe in Lily's gurop.
After the fseat Lily and James head up to Duelbomdre's ofifce to talk to him aobut being Head Boy and girl. He tells them that they have to lvie teotgher in the Head's room so they can see eevn more of one another and hoeflpuly psuh along their ientviable falling in love even mroe.
So they recah the Head Comomn room and it was manigcfient, evreytihng that they had ever hoped for was in this room. Lily wnet to hers and it was her dream room, full of csaslic books and mgugle potsers. James went to his, this was also his draem room, it had posters of his faorvite qudidich team.
…. Later on in the story….
"Jaems, I need hlep with somtehing." Said lily.
"Did…. Did u just call me Jmaes?" He asked.
"Uh, well that's yuor name isn't it?" she relpied.
"But, u have alawys claled me Potter!" He eclixamed.
"Yes, well, I have now dcieded that I like you," she said.
Jmaes golwed with happiness baeucse fnilaly the girl of his dreams liked him. And they ksised very paisosnately without ever even giong on a frist date. James was the prerect byofreind, and Lily was the perfect girlfriend, and they lived happily ever after. Wlel that is utinl they died, but Lily and James fanfictions hardly ever get to that point. Anyways, THE END!
A/N: Review! Now! Or all the rest of my stories are going to be like this one. Only kidding… or am I?