Title: The Theory

Disclaimer: 'I am being stalked by anime characters.' The story of a slightly deluded high-school girl who is thought crazy by all except her equally jaded friends. But what happens when she gets proof?

I own nothing, except for the fact that this all actually happened to, the joke is mine, as are the tingles and feelings and sightings. The YYH characters belong to FUNimation (sp?). Please Review. I'm a newbie; punctuation is kinda bleh so I need criticism. I welcome flames. Bring it on.

Chapter 1 – THE THEORY

I am being stalked by anime characters. It's true. There are actual anime characters that have been following me around. I believe it all started the day I made a perverse comment about a character's sibling, but before that I must explain the intricacies of the anime world and ours. I have always been a strong believer in the fact that anime/manga characters have existed, mainly on a plane separate from our own i.e. the one that we live one. I always considered the episodes showed on television to be documentaries of their lives and maybe, perchance and perhaps, they were watching us too. As a result of them existing on another plane, there was always the possibility of them being able to 'cross-over' into our plane and live among us. Whether they'd be able to co-exist with us successfully is still moot point…..until now, of course.

Which brings me to my point and the whole point of this rant/speech. I believe that the characters of the anime/manga Yu Yu Hakusho have entered onto this plane and have been following, not only me, but my friends, sometimes attacking, helping in small ways or merely making brief, almost unseen appearances. The aforementioned perverse comment pertains to Kazuma Kuwabara and Yukina. It goes as such:

'Since Yukina is an ice apparition, would she freeze off Kuwabara's balls if she performed oral sex on him?'"

To fans of the show, they'd be aware of Kuwabara's feelings towards Yukina and that she is the sister of the ever-loving, ever-violent Hiei. Yukina however has no knowledge of Hiei's familial ties to her and is still in an ironic search for her brother. Moving along, as was expected from the friends I asked the previous question, they laughed their otaku asses off. One even remarked that if Hiei were here he'd kill me…..and now I have proof this is so.

Shortly after I made the comment and was on my way to class, I felt an extreme and painful tingle in my right shoulder. I firmly believe this was Hiei's attempt to strike me down. I continued to experience these pains for about 2-3- weeks on my shoulder, ass-cheek, back and sides. I am under the impression that he did not try to slash my neck open because the annoying little bastard is too short. …that comment may earn me another week of stalkings. To reinforce my opinion of Hiei's presence in this plane, I have ocular proof….I've seen him, for you people who got confused by the word ocular. During class or while doing homework at home, I have seen the occasional flash of black out of the corners of my eyes. No, not both eyes at the same time. Others may argue that I could've been hallucinating, or it was the light or something fell. Bullshit. I'd like for someone 'rational' to explain how a black flash can fall from outside my classroom window and disappear in another direction as it falls out of view. Even more, in every fanfic. ever written the only indication that Hiei was around was a black flash, mainly due to his speed and his full black attire. It amazes me how the chibi bastard never sweats.

As the sightings continued, I informed my friends of my little….'friend'. after about a week and a half (9 – 12 days give or take), another friend of mine began seeing black flashes. She however, had more proof than I, hers being bodily as she came to school with an 'unexplained' scar on her face. The obvious and rational explanation is that Hiei had attacked her, either for laughing at my evil comment or simply out of idleness. The scratch was small and thin, one that a sword might produce if swung with no intention to harm, merely to draw blood. And thus I have come to the conclusion that Hiei is here, in this plane. But I believe there is one more.

I believe that Yoko Kurama has accompanied chibi man…Hiei to this plane. To keep him from doing something he'd regret later or for amusement or other reasons, I do not know, but like Hiei, I have felt his presence in my everyday surroundings. A newly made garden lies just in front of my homeroom. Late one afternoon I saw the poor gardener that works for the hellhole that is the school attend turn the soil over. I saw as he planted the seeds and watered the earth. I saw, because I am extremely idle, it was after school and I was in no rush to go home and attack the piles of pointless homework the 'upstanding educators' pile on us……but I had to leave. I needed to pee and I don't trust school bathrooms. Wouldn't want to get Hepatitis C, now would I?

Anyhoo, on my return to the hellhole (school, in case you forgot) the garden was a-blooming. I've studied biology and I know enough to know that while plants are boring as hell, they are indeed amazing and can survive under most conditions. But nowhere in that tampon's amount of knowledge did I learn that plants could grow, bloom, flower and whatever else in one freaking day!!! This is, not to say of course, that I wasn't overjoyed that I had proof Kurama-kun was hear. As far as flashes of clothing go, I have only seen one white flash, white as the demon Yoko wears full white. I am doubtful if it was actually him or whether or not it was Hiei wearing his pants, though why Yoko is naked in my house, I don't know…not like I have a problem with it, but if he's going to be naked I want to see…..and so does my digital camera.

Other 'minor' characters from Yu Yu Hakusho may have crossed over as well, for example:

Rinku. Proof: the little chit keeps trying to trip me with his yoyos along with the friend Hiei attacked,

Jin – the wind-master. Proof: skirts keep flying up and trees have been basically bending over. I refuse to believe these are mere weather conditions. My otaku mentality won't let me.

As far as other characters are concerned, I have seen no sign of them but I hold out immense hope that the rest of them will cross-over and those that are here will show themselves. Hell, I welcome the bad guys too. Might make detention a bit more interesting. Until then, I can only watch, wait and see until I get more valid proof for my theory….preferably proof in the form of Yoko or Yusuke's naked body, but I'll take what I can get.

End Chapter 1.

A/N: what I said earlier before about the sightings and stuff is true, my friend actually did get cut, I've seen and felt all that or maybe I should ease up on the Panadol, but whatever. So if you like it so far or you want to see where it goes and how it plays out, please review and give ideas of what you might like to see.