Bored as hell. Stayed home from school. Big mistake, i'm sporking my eyes out.

Konan and Pein might me OOC, because I barely know anything about them.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

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It wasn't his fault, Naruto really didn't know what Uchihacest was. So therefore it was unfair that Sasuke was chasing him around Konoha with a murderous intent. Completely unfair.

You see, Naruto had broken into Tsunade's office and used her computer. Usually it was used purely for research and nothing else, but Naruto decided that maybe using it a little was no harm,besides the door was unlocked and begging for him to go in.

When he found this,"Uchihacest." Naruto didn't quite understand what,"cest" was, but understood Uchiha. He clicked on the link thinking it was a ranting on how Uchihas are stupid - and Naruto Uzamaki should be hokage. No he did not read it, instead, in blind pride sent it to Sasuke,Sakura,Kakashi, and by some glitch in fate, Akatsuki.

So thats how Naruto ended up in this horrible situation. He ran into his apartment and locked the door, not like thats going to do anything. Sasuke stood outside the door, unleashing a deadly aura.

"Naruto. Open. The. Door. "

"No! You're going to kill me!"

"I will, if you don't open this godamn door."

Naruto opened the door slightly,"BEFORE YOU KILL ME. I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU KILLING ITACHI." Sasuke scowled,"Naruto. What the FUCK did you send me? There was a PICTURE. Naruto. a Picture."

It was then that the misfortunate Sakura came slumping to Naruto's apartment complex. "N-naruto..." she began. "Why..on earth did you send me an Uchihacest?" she didn't seem that angered, which frightened Naruto even more.

"W-well Sakura-chan, I didn't know what it was! HONEST!" Naruto replied. He almost pissed his pants at his two teammates, currently giving off a deadly vibe.

Sakura smiled,"Well then. I guess we have to get you back now don't we?" She grabbed Naruto by the collar,"Come on Sasuke!" she yelled happily. Sasuke followed,frightened somewhat at her strange behaviour.

When they got to Sakura's house, she opened the door and lead them into a small room which looked like an office. There was a computer in the corner.

"Sit." she demanded. Naruto hesitantly sat down. "Sasuke-kun," Sakura turned towards Sasuke, nodded."Theres rope outside by the house, can you get it for me?"

Sasuke stared at her blankly for a moment before slowly walking out.

Sakura turned towards the computer screen and began typing,Naruto used this advantage to try to sneak away. She stopped,"Naruto. If you try to escape, you'll be in a bigger pile of shit than you already are."

Naruto stopped. After a while the typing ceased, and Sasuke returned with the rope. Sakura tied the rope around Naruto and forced his head towards the screen.

'Youtube' it said at the top. Further downwards it said,"EVERY SMEXY YAOI NARUTO PAIRING OUT THERE!1!!1 SLIDESHOW!!1"

Naruto attempted to turn away but was stopped,"Naruto. Watch it. Or i'll bash your head in and make you read a KakaNaru." she warned. Unwillingly Naruto turned towards the screen.

Naruto and Sasuke have learned a very important lesson today.

Never send Sakura a detailed Uchihacest picture along with an Uchihacest fanfiction.

No unfortunatly thats not the end, you forgot about Akatsuki. Yes they have a computer as well, how else do you think they get information on the Bijuu?

Far off somewhere over the rainbow.

"Itachi-san. What is that?" Konan asked as she stared at the computer screen.No, it really wasn't her buisness, but with the recent decrease of assasin missions,things were honestly pretty boring."...Go away." he hissed. Her eyes widened slighty,"..Is..that.." Nothing else needed to be said. She walked out silently, had she been the laughing type by god she'd be laughing her ass off. Instead Konan walked out, looking horribley disturbed.

"Whats her problem,mm?" Deidara scoffed as he walked into the small room. "Go. Away. " Itachi clenched his teeth. Deidara glared,"You can't tell me what to do.Mm" He caught a glimpse of the computer screen and silenced. "It-," he was interupted. "I said GO AWAY." Itachi hissed. Deidara smirked,"Itachi, I never knew you held such feelings for your brother. Mm. Tell me has being in a group of guys and one girl seriously driven you to that? Mm"

Itachi turned around, he seemed to remain motionless but was obviously pissed off like an aging grandmother who had just been diagnosed with PMS.

Anyone could tell that by the increase in his size and the strange purple aura surrounding him. Also the fact that Deidara looked like a little chibi.

Common anime clues to tell you: Someone will get their ass kicked. Or theres going to be an intellectual agrument that no one will understand because of their amensive vocabulary.Which will most likely end with someone getting their ass kicked, in a metaphor sense, of course

I think we'll go with the latter option -

But since, my vocabulary isn't as high as theirs, i'll just skip it.

Deidara walked out,leaving a smirking Itachi behind. Yes calm insults tend to piss off the best of us. How unbelielably remarkable it is that we piss our pants, when someone can counter everything you say and still stand there with a straight face.

Itachi looked back at the computer screen and began typing.

Back at Sakura's house.

"Hmm...Sasuke-kun, should we make him watch another?" Sakura questioned staring at Naruto. "Nah. I think the dobes had enough." he said. There was a little ding, then at the bottom it there was a small orange box that said,"You receieved 1 message from:Itachi Uchiha."

The room was silent. "Sakura-chan...I never logged on my MSN messenger." Sakura glanced,"Hm? Oh, I did."

"But...thats my name."

"Yeah...I know."

"How did you get into my e-mail?"

"Well your password isn't so secretive or complicated. Ramenkage? I mean come on. It's obvious."

The room was silent until Sakura clicked on the orange box.

Kyuubi-brat,

Why did you send me such nonsense? I have better things to tend to. Honestly I have no interest in my brother. Hes useless in my eyes. Now if you be so kind as to leave me alone so I can continue hunting you down.

Naruto stared at the e-mail and began shifting around nervously. Sakura began laughing histericly, while Sasuke walked away.

Another important lesson learned today: The interwebz, is not a place for ninjas.