So, a new story, a new series in fact. This is entirely made up of romance stories, some make sense. Some are odd. Some are illogical. Some are totally and utterly INSANE. But no slash. It makes me shudder. The Doctor may turn up, if I decide it will be so, but only if I decide a pairing is going to work. Don't expect any 10Rose. It's not just companions either. Some I/We (if the Jolly Gnu takes part) have got the following lined up:

Jamie/Victoria - this one, and there is a distinct lack of J/V on fanfiction, and it disgusts me.

Ben/Polly - a very obvious one

Ian/Barbara - another obvious one

Adric/Nyssa - I like this one, it's obvious to me in KOT

Adric/Martha - an insane one XD

Kamelion/K9 - yep, that's what it says

Jack/Rose - Jack would go out with anyone, and Rose is a slutty chav, so I have to

10/Rose - Hahaha, only joking

Turlough/Liz - another mad one, that seems to be totally illogical to me

So, on with installment number one! Oh, I suck at serious romance. Expect the silly pairings ones to be better.

Jamie and Victoria

Jamie was a bit uncomfortable with it. Victoria's new like for shorter dresses was very obviously catching his attention, and his attempts to either hide it, or ignore it, were futile.

"It's not too short, is it?" she asks, and as Jamie stares dumbstruck, the Doctor's reply sends him bright red.
"No no no my dear, I mean, look at Jamie!"

"Jamie, how do I get to the wardrobe room again?" she asks, poking her head into Jamie's room. He tries not to look at her as he replies.
"Take the right, the left, then the 16th right, after-"
"Can you show me?" she asks him all too sweetly, and he is forced to look.
"Och aye," he finally says, and rises to his feet. When they arrived in the wardrobe room, Jamie turns to leave, but she pulled him back.
"What should I wear, Jamie?" He looks over the dresses and other clothes wordlessly, trying to imagine Victoria in them. His eyes lingered on an incredibly short 60s miniskirt, but resisted the temptation and selected traditional hunting trousers. Victoria nodded her approval, and kissed him on the cheek.
"I always knew you were interested in my dresses," Victoria said with a smile. "I just wanted to see whether you would choose something for my benefit or for yours." Jamie blushed, and went even darker as she pulled his head to her's and kissed him properly. They broke, and turned towards the door.
"Ladies first," Jamie said with a bow, and Victora left the room, and Jamie followed behind, admiring the tight trousers she was wearing.

Well, what do you think of this story and this idea? Reviews mean virtual brownie points, and even virtual hugs if a) it's a very nice review and b) you're virtually attractive. Other entries accepted, but 10Rose is out immediately, and it MUST include 'I always knew' somewhere, in whatever context. Whatever pairing. Except 10Rose, but I said that. Entries will be dropped if Grammar/Spelling is so bad I can't be bothered to correct it, slash, Doctor/Companion (except Romana), or bad plot lines.