What's wrong with me?
Squidward, you're the perfect child.
I used to be so happy.
You're the angel in denial.
What changed?
I look into your little face,
It's all my fault. I guess I just stopped caring.
And think about how I am graced.
I stopped trying to make people happy.
That smile of yours puts the sun to shame,
I'll bet that's why so many people are so irritating.
I wish that mine was the same.
It's not their fault, though.
The world needs more people like you,
It's mine.
With all the kind things you do.
It's all my fault.
Your laughter makes us all smile wide,
I've made my world a miserable place for myself.
Couldn't make you frown if we tried.
I have to fix this mistake. I have to try to make it right.
We hope you'll always be this way,
And if it doesn't work the first time,
Don't you dare ever change.
I have to try harder.
Sincerely...Squidward Tentacles