"And so that's how the wildest cat tobby engulfed a whole family of pigeons, thank you for watching "Dumb pointless news" and Merry Christmas" The announcer exclaimed to the camera. Cartman was seated on the couch gobbling pumpkin pie his mother made him.
"Fuckin channel, why did I even watched their pointless idiotic news" He grumbled annoyingly. Then the ring bell was heard outside.
"MUM! GO GET THE DOOR!" He screamed for his mummy to come, but his mother was nowhere to be found. Then Eric remembered that his mum did actually left to make a Christmas shopping. He wondered what his mu- I mean "Santa Clause" will bring him this year for Christmas. He hoped it will be the Iphone he was begging her to get him. The bell rang once more.
"Goddamit mum" he mumbled under his breath as he jumped of the couch dragging his lazy body over to the door.
When he answered the door, he was more than surprise to see the person standing in his porch.
"Jew!" Cartman asked taken aback. The figure of his most disliked person on earth was standing there sheepishly kicking the ground trying to make no eye contact.
"Hi" Kyle call up to him in his dull voice as Cartman raised his eyebrow.
"Ahm, not that I'm happy to see you but what are you doing here?" Kyle shuffled with his feet uncomfortably and pushed a small wrapped up package into Cartmans arms.
"Here this is for you, merry Christmas" The boy mumbled trying to hide his trembling voice. Cartman carefully unwrapped the present and was startled when he saw the gift he got from the Jew.
"No way! Iphone 4 LG! This must be some kind of a joke!" he then thought for a second, why would Kyle give him such a great and expensive gift. He could give it to anyone. Stan for phase . But not him! To him! Him who always made his life miserable as hell! Who laughed at him and called him Kike! What was the point in giving him such an awesome present! What was the point in giving him any kind of present in particular!
" Why… I don't understand th-is, why would you give me this w…we hate each other don't we?" Cartman asked his Jewish friend locking his gaze with the other. He notice his eyes were full of pain, but not regret or slimness. Which surprised him.
"You hate me" As he said this three words he turned on his heel and walked away. Cartman not trying to stop him once. The over weighted boy closed the door behind him starring at the new phone in his hands, then a note slipped from the box as Cartman cached it and began to read to himself.
Dear Cartman
I'm sorry this happened that way, you hating me and me not returning the same feelings. I hope that this present might say how sorry I am, I am very sorry for loving you, I can't stop it it's just stronger than me, so I decided to end this.
I'll Forever Love You To The End Kyle The Jew Broflovski." After Cartman read the note he stood there beside the door. Kneeling over the door, he felt down on his knees being stuck and wandering what should he do right now. Go after Kyle, or never talk to him again. And what did Kyle meant by that "I decided to end this".