I came up with this Poem while I was watching Lord of The Rings with my Mom and my dog. It all started when I got all excited for no apparent reason and screamed "HOBBITS RULE!" in my dogs face. Then I just started to write things down really fast while I still had my poem writing ability. I come up with the strangest things at night. Please Read and Review!!....=)
I had to change a line...because people dont understand that sumtimes GAY meens HAPPY!...ill bet you anything thats what it says in the dictionarys.
HOBBITS RULE
Hobbits rule
Sméagol Drolls
Aragorn needs a haircut
Saruman is tough
Though Frodo is too
So watch out or he will come for you
The precious yo
Is too powerful though
To keep him sain in the head
For putting it on he will have to pay
The orks are coming for him today=O
Arwen thinks Aragorn is dead
So now to safety she will head
Now a Rohanian Chick
Is hitting on him ICK!!
Sméagol has some nasty grills
And likes to eat fish who breathe with gills
On the dragon rides the Ork
Send from Sauron What a DORK!
Then of course there is Legolas
Oh Orlando
Shoot that Arrow
Poor Gandalf he fell go BOOM!
Please come back to us SOON! =(
Sam, Merry, and Pippin too
Are Frodo's Hobbit friends who…
Will help burn the thing made by that Sauron Dude.
Vego and Orlando Bloom
Lead us to the Fire of Doom.