Cast in order of appearance: Al, Wrath, Ed, Envy, Greed, Marta, Dorchet

Al standing in yard playing with red yo-yo, Wrath watching

Wrath: Can I try?

Al (as if in a trance): No.

Wrath: …Why not?

Al: 'cause.

Wrath: 'cause why?

Al: 'cause you'll break it.

Wrath: Will not!

Al: Will too.

Wrath: *launches himself at Al* Gimme!

Al: No it's mine!

Begin wrestling over yo-yo

Several minutes later

Al and Wrath completely tangled in yo-yo string, tied back to back

Wrath: This is your fault.

Al: Is not, you're the one who took my yo-yo. That thing's special to me.

Wrath: Why?

Al: 'cause it's red.

Wrath: …?

Al: I like that color.

Wrath: Okay sure.

Silence

Al: Well I guess the only thing left to do is call for Brother.

Al clears throat

Al (screams): Brother!!! HELP!!!

Ed runs in from nowhere

Ed: What is it?! Who's hurt?! What's wrong?!

Al: Nothing's wrong, but can you untangle us? Then help me hide this yo-yo?

Ed: I can't right now….

Wrath: Why not Edward? (flexes fingers) Ow, I can't feel your arm Edward.

Untangles them from the yo-yo

Ed: Have either of you two seen my diary-? J-journal?

Al: The one Envy stole last time?

Ed: Yeah, I can't find it. You haven't seen it, have you?

Al and Wrath: No-…

Two stop and think

Memory of the pervious day

Al and Wrath run into Ed's room with a large cardboard box labeled "Charity for Chimeras"

Wrath (going through bookshelves): What can we take?

Al: I dunno, just grab everything.

Wrath takes a large stack of books and drops them in box

Al and Wrath: We're good people!

Two run out of the room and down the hall to go steal other people's things

End flashback

Wrath and Al: Heh-heh….

Ed: Charity for what?! Who in their right mind would start a charity like that?!

Wrath: I believe Envy made it up to annoy the heck out of Mr. Greed.

Ed: So Greed has my journal?!

Al: Guess so, we taped up the box and gave it to Envy.

Al and Ed look at Wrath

Wrath: … What?

Ed: Well you are the only one who can talk to Envy without being murdered.

Al: Yeah, it's only fair.

Wrath: I fail to see how this is fair.

Several blocks later

Ed and Al (hiding in the bushes in front of Envy's apartment): You can do it Wrath! We believe in you!

Crouch back down

Al: We're never seeing him again.

Ed: Hey, since when have the FMA characters lived so close together? I didn't think Envy had an apartment.

Al: *shrug* Neither did I, but I guess we have to face the truth sometime.

Ed: And what truth would that be?

Al: I don't know, I just felt like sounding intellectual.

Wrath (at door): Envy, where'd those books go?

Envy: They went to Greed's summer home-… pipsqueak's here isn't he?!

Envy looks at bushes

Ed: Run for your life!!!

Three flee

Wrath: How do we get to Greed's summer home?

Ed: The freak has a summer home?

Wrath: Yeah, apparently he takes all his chimera friends with him. it's by the beach.

Al: I wanna drive!

Ed: You can't drive… I can though.

Wrath: Aren't you a little short to be driving.

Al covers Wrath's mouth

Al (trying to keep Ed away from Wrath): He didn't mean it Brother!

At Greed's summer home:

Greed kicks over another stack of boxes labeled "Charity for Chimeras"

Greed: Who the hell keeps sending me these things?!

Marta: What's up Greed?

Greed: Someone keeps sending me these stupid boxes of books for you guys!

Dorchet: Yeah well (pushes box of books down the cellar stairs) problem solved.

Loud banging begins on door

Greed: It better not be more books!

Greed opens door and is hit in the face with a shovel

Ed: Oops….

Helps Greed up

Greed: Were you just pounding on my door with a shovel?!

Ed: … No…. (throws shovel out of view)

Al (from out of shot): OW!!!

Greed: If you don't-!

Greed looks up at lawn, dug through, turned over, massacred, the smoking half remains of a large airplane created with alchemy in the center of the grass

Greed: My lawn!!!

Al stands beside plane rocking on the balls of his feet and rubbing his head

Al looks at Ed

Al: Oh! Right!

Bends down and pulls Wrath (wearing flight goggles) out of the wreckage

Al (said like reading a script): Wrath, my dear friend, are you okay?!

Wrath: Everything hurts! Ow my liver! Ow my spleen! Ow my lasagna!

Al (whisper): Wrath! Lasagna's not a vital organ!

Wrath: It isn't?

Ed (making things up on the spot): Wrath was flying! When he ran out of s-syllables… and flew- um in reverse to erase a-a spelling mistakes…! And crash in yard! It was terrible! We better take him to your… book room to heal!

Greed: Get off my lawn!

Ed: But-!

Greed: Get off!!!

Slams door

Al drags Wrath over to front step

Wrath (still screaming): Ow my finger nails! Ow my skin! Ow Ed's arm and leg!

Dorchet (from inside the house): Greed, I got another one of these boxes!

Greed: Throw it in the cellar!

Al drops Wrath and the three walk around the side of the house

Wrath and Al begin trying to open window while Ed sits and watches

Five minutes later

Al: You could help ya know!

Ed shakes head

Ed: No thanks, I still ache from digging up Greed's lawn.

Wrath: Well I guess we'll just have to do this alchemy style.

Ed: I was waiting to see how long that would take ya!

Wrath shrugs and uses alchemy on the window, Ed jumps in and begins tearing through boxes, second later jumps out with book

Ed: Got it!

Wrath: Can we go now? Mom's making fried chicken tonight.

Al: She's my mom.

Ed: She just looks like our mother, that's not your mother Al.

Wrath: Right she's mine!

Ed: No she's not yours either!

Al: At least she looks like my mother Wrath! She doesn't look anything like Izumi!

Wrath: But once I take Edward's body I'll look like him! And then she'll look like my mom!

Ed: But she's not my mom either! And you can't have my limbs!

Al: So whose mom is she?

Ed: No one's!

Wrath: But she is making chicken, so I still wanna go home.

Ed: …Fine.

Ed jumps in car while the other two wait on the sidewalk

Starts up car which flies forward

Loud crash

Al and Wrath run over to Ed who's been flung out of the car, still holding the steering wheel

Ed sits up

Ed: Whoo-hoo! Demolition derby! Huh Al!

Al shakes his head

Al: I've seen better, Brother. (points to the smoking car) The car isn't totaled, (points to the tree, missing several limbs) you could have done a lot more with the tree, (points to the fence) and you hardly wrecked Greed's picket fence. (takes steering wheel from Ed) And your head should be smashed over your head (punches he through steering wheel) like so.

Ed: Well excuse me! I'm such a hack!

All stare at car

Ed: … I guess we're walking….

Three walk away

Greed comes outside and looks around

Greed: …?! *falls to knees* What'd I do to deserve this?!

Fin

Hey! This one is totally random, but I found it funny so I hope you do! Please review, 'cause reviews are better than ice-cream!!!!!!!

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