Yay another SasoDei! I planning on making this one a more funny/cute story then my other fanfic about these too. Oh! And this story takes place right after Deidara became an Akatsuki just so you know. Please enjoy and review!


"Hurry up brat, your lagging behind"

"Geez I'm going as fast as I can, hm!"

"Can you stop that?"

"Stop what, hm?"
"Stop that!"

"huh?"

"That annoying 'hm' you do after almost everything you say. It pisses me off."

"That's my accent deal with it!"

"Well your accent is annoying as hell!"

"What do you want me to do about? I can't help it, hm."

"Then just shut up, if you can't help it. Your giving me a headache."

Another normal conversation with Sasori, I thought. But couldn't he at have waited till we had breakfast first? Geez ever since I join 'Akatsuki' he's been nagging me the whole time. And why does he call me brat all the time? He looks the same age as me!

Sasori was walking in front of me surveying the town, probably looking for a cafe or somewhere we could eat. We came to this one cafe it was old and barely anyone was there, only the one old woman who was running the shop. She had her back facing us and was sweeping the floor. As soon as we shut the cafe door she looked over at us and gave us a toothless grin. I nodded to her as we sat down. She brought over two cracked tea cups, filled with some bitter-tasting green tea. As soon as she walked away I scowled at the tea. "No wonder this cafe is empty hm" I said half to myself, half to Sasori. He gave me a look that simply said, 'shut the hell up' well isn't he just charming.

The old woman came back and asked us what we would like to order. "He'll have some onigiri, I don't want to eat anything." He told the lady. How could he not want to eat anything? We've been running almost all last night and all morning. "And by any chance do you know how to get to Gurīn Umi Village?" Sasori asked resting his face on his hand. We've been asking for directions for days now but no one seems to know where it is. I think we are totally lost, and it totally pisses Sasori off because he says he completely hates making people wait.

"Gurin Umi? I haven't heard that name in a long long time, But you two are going in the complete oppisite direction. Gurin Umi is on the outskirts of the stone country, what are you doing all the way in the lightning country?" She told us, she coould tell we had no idea where we were going.

"So we are completely lost then,hm?" I asked. Great my first mission in Akatsuki and me and my partner completely lost, some professionals we are.

"It certainly seems that way dear. But I don't know that much about how to get there sorry. I haven't even been near that town in over 30 years." Well that's just great. I looked over at Sasori he looked really mad, that makes two of us.

"After breakfast we need to leave imediately, we can't aford to lose any more time." Sasori said.

"I agreee." I replied.


After we left the cafe we immediately started backtracking. "Geez this is such a pain! I can't believe we have to go all the way back hm!" I complained. Sasori sounded like he said something but I could tell, so I tried to pick up the pace to be next to him so I could hear what he said. Then suddenly I lost my footing and began to fall before I touched ground something broke my fall. I looked up to see Sasori holding onto me.

"Eh, Urmm.." I stuttered. "thanks."

"Be more careful, Brat" He told me with eyes that looked like stone. God how embarassing, first I lose to that Uchiha in front of everyone,and then this. I looked at Sasori again he was still holding me. "You can let go now. I'm fine." I told him. He released me then went right back to running

"Hey, wait up!" I yelled, trying to keep up with him. Damn, he really hates being late. Then why did he take the time to stop me from falling? I don't get this guy.


We kept running till it was twilight, without saying a word to each other. We came to this really small town on the far outskirts of the lightning country. We walked along the sidewalk looking for an inn when two teenage girls saw me. They looked at my hands and one said to the other, "Look at that freak he has mouths on his hands! Isn't that disgusting?"

"I know it's gross, how did that happen? What a complete weirdo!" the other replied, then they snickered and walked off. I clenched my fists. Sasori looked at me. "Why didn't you react to that, you seem like the type that would throw a fit over something like that." He asked. Wow, just when I thought you were being almost considerate. "I've dealt with that my whole life I've learnt to accept it. Now if they made fun of my art, I'd kick those bitches asses." I exclaimed. Sasori just looked at me again for a moment then started walking again.

We finally found this tiny little inn. The Inn had only two rooms in all and they weren't the nicest rooms either, but that wasn't the problem. The problem was that the room only had one bed. Sasori gave me a look that seemed to say 'Oh hell no, you sleep on the floor', I would object but I wasn't gonna start an argument with him after I've been running all day, although he didn't seem to be tired at all.

I sat down my stuff and flopped onto the ground. Sasori looked at me and asked "What are you doing?"

"Getting ready to sleep. Since you already called the bed, hm."

"When did I call the bed?"

"You gave me a look."

"I didn't mean it like that."

"Then what did you mean?"

"I meant to say that I'm not sleeping in the same bed with you."

"WHAT? Why would I want to do that?" I yelled. He didn't reply. What's with this freaking guy? Ugh, I'm to tired to care at the moment. "So can I take the bed then?" I asked trying to ignore what he previously said.

"I don't care."

"Then I'm taking the bed. Night." I said jumping into the bed. I looked over at Sasori. He was sitting up looking out the window at the moon with a blank expression.

"Aren't you going to sleep?" I asked. He just stared at me with eyes like ice. "Well?"

"...Maybe later." he told me then went back to looking out that window. 'Maybe later'? What the hell does that mean? I'm just to tired to care right now. I closed my eyes and fell asleep.


This was the longest chapter I've ever written so far (Is that sad?). I like where I'm going with this fic. Should I finish? :/