Hai .! So this is an idea I've had for a while, and I finally decided to start writing it down ;D! oh, and I finally finished the entire Morganville series, and I'm reading them again :$ aha!

Myrnin's diary, a weekly piece of what goes through Myrnin's mind. Enjoy :D

~ImAColdOne.

Dear Diary,

Today Amelie decided it was time for me to have a new apprentice. She also decided that I should keep a diary to document on this disease I 'apparently' have. Has this era never learned of doctors! I could fix this by drinking my own urine or using maggots on my skin! Gah!

The 21st centaury is too busy with it's jPods and it's VDV's. Hasn't anyone ever heard or Beethoven? He was one awesome guy. He was my best friend for a few years, until he, er, died. I'd rather be living in a lab, doing actual scientifical things, not making Blarbie dolls and totally being down with the homies listening to the new beats, yo. Yes, I'd rather stay in some stingy basement lab and do proper things that could save an entire race!

I wonder what my new assistant will be like. Will it be a boy or a girl? Will they be smart? Will I kill them? All of these are very important questions! I do not want a repeat with what happened to Ada. First she was my assistant, then I killed her, then I turned her into a vampire, then I killed her again, then I turned her into a 300 year old 'computer' as the homies call it these days. Hmm …

I found an old music disc in a box earlier, I don't know how it got there, but it was there. I put it in a portable music disc player Amelie had given me for Christmas last year, and guess what? It was okay. The music is by an artist named, Eminem. He sings really fast and uses the naughty words I say when I stub my toe on one of the many book piles in here. When I put on the ear speakers and pressed the button that makes the music start, I had this overwhelming urge to, oh what do today's people call it, erm … oh I know, shake my booty and crank dat grass! Yeah! So I shaked my booty and I cranked dat grass all night long to songs called Not Afraid, We Made You, Crack A Bottle and a song named Love The Way You Lie, which apparently featured someone named Rihanna? Well from my calculations, Rihanna was the girl because the man sounded like the man in the other songs. Is that man Eminem? What's Eminem's real name?

I like this CD!

I even made up my own version!

I'm not afraid,

Of Oliver,

And Amelie

Can kiss my fangs!

You walk down the alley,

To the lab,

I like to drink blood,

And lots of it,

My name is Myrnin,

And I kick ass!

What do you think?

Also while I was looking for this book, I came across a book named Twilight. I read it in about an hour. It's intresting, the romance between Bella and Edwardo. It's also a load of bollocks! Ask any vampire, from Morganville or even from freaking Australia. That kinda stuff, it just .. It just doesn't happen! Anywhere! Don't get me wrong, I like the creativness of it, and I really like that Jacob. It's official, Myrnin is on Team Jacob! I might read the second one sometime, I probably have it somewhere in here.

OHMYGOD! Someone should write books about Morganville! And I can be in them! And everyone would love me because I would be the best character in it and they would love me for my funnyness, my beautiful hair and my sexy, chiselled features! Oh yes! I would like that! Then everybody would be on Team Myrnin and they would all be awesome because they worshipped me and nobody would be on Team Oliver! Indeed!

Oh look at the time, my toast must have popped!

Yours awesomely and godly,

Myrnin xx

So what you guys think? What do you think of Myrnin's song? Think it could hit number one on the charts? Are you Team Myrnin or Team Oliver? Will Myrnin get to his toast on time? Will he ever find out Eminem's real name? All will be revealed in the next chapter or Dear Dead Diary ;D!