Edward had just found out that a game called 'The Sims 2' existed. He won it in a game of poker with Jasper. The next day, Edward started to play the game. He tried to click on the icon, but he pushed too hard and crushed the mouse. He threw the broken mouse through his window, breaking it.
"Great" he said "now I need a new window! Wait, if I'm a vampire why do I have a window? Oh yeah, so I can look out it and think 'I'm a deplorable monster! I'm no good because I glitter in sunlight and eat animals!!'"
"Stop brooding" said jasper "that's my job"
"Back off" said Edward "I'm Emo!" back to Sims Edward thought to himself. Edward tried five more times to click on the icon crushing the mouse each time and throwing it out the window. Alice came in and told Edward to stop trying before he crushed the computer altogether.
"Fine, I'll just go back to brooding." Replied Edward
"On second thought, play sims" said Alice warily. She was sick of him messing with her computer mice but she'd rather replace them than listen to him whine about how hard it is to be inhumanly beautiful, fast, and strong, and to have forever to live. Bella came in to help Edward play Sims because humans can't crush solid gold computer mice designed and assembled in Sweden. Edward thanked Bella, and Alice and Jasper thanked her for putting an end to the seemingly endless brooding.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R&R
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