Sorry for posting this late, I had wifi issues :/
Hay guys! This is just a human one-shot.
This probably the most weirdest one I will ever write, sorry XD
"Hey Donnie?" Mikey asked, walking into his brother's room.
"Yes Mikey?" Donnie asked, not looking up from his text book.
"I asked Leo, but he told me to come to you. How are babies made?"
Donnie shot up from his textbook, having a small blush. "U-uh Mikey, didn't you learn this stuff in school?"
"I never payed attention, I kinda doodled the whole time. Wanna see what I drew?" Mikey asked, forgetting his original question.
"Sure… I'm gonna talk to Leo… So bring them to me there." Donnie says, opening the door and exiting.
He wandered around their house, eventually seeing Leonardo on the couch watching T.V.
"Uhm Leo? Why is Mikey asking me about sex?" Donnie randomly asked.
"G-gah! Donnie don't just jump out like that! And what?" Leo said, turning towards his purple loving brother.
"Mikey came into my room, and asked me about sex. He said you told him to come to me." Donatello says annoyed.
"W-well I just thought that you would be best at explaining it! You are the smartest!"
"Yeah well you're the oldest!"
"By eight minutes Donnie!"
"Well he came to you first, why should I have to-"
"WHAT?!" Donnie and Leo looked at each other, and ran out of the living room towards the scream. They both spotted a confused Raph looking down at traumatized Mikey, holding both hands over his mouth.
"Raphael! What did you tell him?" Leo yelled at the hothead.
"What? I explained the birds and the bees… My version."
"Oh God Raph! M-mikey? Whatever Raph told you was a lie. Leo and I are gonna have a talk with you." Donnie said, helping Mikey up by the arm, and grabbing Leo to have the 'talk'.
Raph just rolled his eyes and followed, wanting to know his brothers' version.
"O-ok uhm Mikey? You ok bud?" Donnie says, waving his hand infront of his little brother's face.
"What was so wrong with the stork? The stork was a good bird, it didn't do anything wrong! Everyone liked the stork!" Mikey yells, looking up at his brothers.
"What did you tell him Raph?!" Leo yelled, this time wanting the actual answer.
"I just told him the truth! I told him how the stork was a lie, and how the guy… you know does the thing with the girl." Raph says, trying to hide his small blush.
"I might have shown him photos and videos during our talk…" Raph mumbles.
"Raph you didn't!" Leo yells, hoping this whole experience was just a joke.
"How about you show me your drawings?" Don asks Mikey, putting a hand on his shoulder. Mikey looked like he was about to throw up, while nodding and getting up and exiting the room.
"He showed him pictures Donnie." Leo tells his brother, breaking eye contact between him and Raph.
"Show me the pictures Raph." He gets a nod.
Raph pulls out his phone, and shows him the photos and videos.
"Raph.. that isn't sex… that's…"
"Porn? Yeah so? It's basically the same thing." Raph says, putting his phone away when hearing Mikey coming down the stairs.
"I have the drawings!" Mikey yells, bringing them to Donnie.
"Good job Mikey! How about you make some more?" Donnie offers.
"Um, sure!" Mikey races back upstairs into his room.
"I thought we were gonna have the 'talk' with him." Leo mentions confused.
"We will… Just not today. Maybe next year?"
Everyone nods as they go back to what they were all doing in the first place, all blushing a new shade of red.
IDK THIS IDEA JUST POPPED INTO MY MIND XD Mikey seems so innocent when it comes to stuff like this. But trust me, other then that, he isn't as innocent as he seems XD