''Hello there! And welcome to Vocaloid - 100 things! Credit to Victoria~White~Cat for the 100 Things! My life has been shit lately, plus my heart is probably going to explode with stress... so yeah... I'm gonna take my mind off it with this. By the way, I own nothing. Except To-chi. Because she's my OC. Duh.

''Look, look! It's a record of everyone we've met!'' Rin yelled, throwing To-chi around the room.
She scrolled down.
''Meh, how boring. Let's add some stuff!''
''But should we really be doing thi-'' To-chi began, getting up off the floor.
''WE'LL DO MIKU FIRST!'' Rin pumped her fist energetically. ''You with me, Kaito, Len, Gakupo, Gumi, Neru, Teto?''
''YES!'' they shouted. Miku looked excited.
''Eh... this will not end well.'' To-chi facepalmed.

1.) She's called Hatsune Miku.

''Oh, well observed,'' Miku said sarcastically.

2.) She's got blue hair.

3.) She made her own website. It's called Screw You Luka Dot Com.

4.) Screw You Luka Dot Com doesn't actually exist.

5.) To-chi, that wasn't a fact about Miku.

6.) Neither was that, Gumi.

7.) Ah well.

8.) Miku is a baka baka baka!

9.) She is a kitty-cat murderer.

10.) MIKU IS CRUEL TO ANIMALS!

''YOU'RE AN AWFUL PERSON MIKU-SENPAI!''

12.) She's dating Kaito.

13.) So Rin is sad.

''OH MY GOD SHUT UP I DON'T LIKE KAITO!''

14.) Miku Hatsune's name means First Sound or something like that.

''This will probably be the only fact on this list...'' To-chi sighed.
''Whaddaya mean?! They're all facts!'' Rin declared. Wrongly.

15.) She has a weird mutated version of her called Calne Ca.

16.) Which is freaking creepy.

17.) But cool at the same time.

18.) We nicknamed her yandere self ''Yansune Miku''.

19.) And her tsundere self ''Tsunsune Miku''.

20.) And here deredere self... well you get the idea.

21.) She's the number one princess in the world...

22.) And you should know to treat her that way, okay?

''Teto-chan stop putting song lyrics!'' To-chi yelled.

23.) Okay.

''AND STOP MAKING CONVERSATIONS FACTS!''

24.) Miku approves of Miley Cyrus.

25.) She practises twerking in secret.

26.) But one time Neru caught her at it.

27.) She blackmailed Miku.

28.) Miku didn't pay.

29.) So Neru's pics of Miku twerking are about to arrive.

Everyone flipped out their cell phones and laughed their heads off.

30.) Thanks Neru.

31.) The world is mine!

Somehow Miku had made her way over to the computer to type. Teto and Rin shoved her out a window.

32.) Or so she thinks.

33.) She is obsessed with leeks.

34.) She started up a Leek Geeks club.

35.) See ''One One Zero Four One Four'' for more info.

''A SHAMELESS ADVERTISING!'' To-chi growled, standing behind Gumi with a random harisen.

36.) She detests full stops

37.) She's a crazy, patched up Matryoshka!

38.) Do do do do do do do do do do do!

39.) She sees dead people.

40.) And they annoy her.

''STOP STEALING QUOTES TETO!''

41.) Her favourite channel on Youtube is all the ones made by users who have her as her profile pic.

42.) Her role model is herself.

43.) Her favourite flowers are blue roses.

44.) She has a headache right now.

45.) Headaches can be a right pain in the-

46.) Anadin sponsors Deal or No Deal!

''SHAMELESS ADVERTISING FOR STUFF THAT DOESN'T EVEN BELONG TO US?!''

47.) She's got that super bass!

''NOT EVEN VOCALOID SONGS?! All right. I quit.'' To-chi sighed in exasperation.

48.) Boom-ba-doom-ba-boom-ba-doom-ba-bass!

49.) She's got that super bass!

50.) OH OH! WE'RE HALFWAY THERE! OH OH! LIVING ON A PRAYER!

''This is supposed to be about me!'' Miku yelled indignantly at Rin, who appeared to be a big Bon Jovi fan.

51.) She sells sea shells on the sea shore.

52.) She got stung by a jellyfish once.

53.) Except it wasn't a jellyfish.

54.) IT WAS TAKO LUKA!

55.) So she made Screw You Luka Dot Com.

56.) Does she like waffles?

57.) Yeah she likes waffles!

58.) Does she like pancakes?

59.) Yeah she likes pancakes!

60.) Does she like French toast?

61.) Yeah she likes French toast!

62.) Do doo doo doot, can't wait to get a mouthful!

''ENOUGH!''

63.) She and Kaito have kissed.

64.) Or have they?

65.) Are they even really dating?

66.) SHOWMANCE!

67.0) She loves decimals.

68.) She likes to put people in cosplay and give them singing lessons in the middle of the night because she rolls like that. Did you know?

''Boy, do I ever,'' To-chi murmured.

69.) She gives really harsh critiques.

70.) She's like a female Simon Cowell!

''No, just no.''

71.) She finally hit the ground.

''Eh?'' said Teto and Rin.

''You know, you threw her out the window?'' To-chi clarified. She then whispered, ''You do know we're on the 1,000,000th floor, right?''

72.) Miku Hatsune: 2007-2013

''She was only five years old! And a bit!'' Gumi said ruefully.

73.) Her death was a sad event which will be regretted for about an hour and then we'll move on.

74.) Because we're strong.

75.) Not because we're heartless.

76.) Yeah.

Miku suddenly appeared in front of them. ''FOOLED YAS BITCHES!''

''How could you?!'' To-chi cried, chucking the last minute gravestone at Miku's head. However, it was still rock and Miku began bleeding rather badly.

77.) She is only a voice synthesizer, yet she has blood. Impressive.

78.) People are calling her the world's fakest pop star.

79.) That's not true.

80.) Not being human makes her fake? Seriously? She never claimed to be human.

81.) So shut up, haters!

82.) They see her rolling, they hatin'!

''Good one Neru!'' Rin nodded approvingly.

83.) She throws her hands up in the air sometimes.

84.) Saying 'Hey-oh, Gotta let go!'

85.) She wants to celebrate and live her life!

''Doesn't everyone?''

''...''

86.) I used up all of my tricks.

87.) I hope that she likes this.

88.) But she probably won't.

89.) She thinks she's cooler than us.

''So true.''
''Hey! What do you take me for?!''

90.) Nananana everyday.

91.) Like her Ipod's stuck on replay, replay!

''All right, now everyone's just writing random songs that come into their heads!'' To-chi was holding the harisen again. Rin quickly took over the computer.

92.) When you spike her hot chocolate with alcohol she goes crazy.

93.) And tore me to pieces.

94.) And threw every piece into a fire.

95.) As I burned, it hurt because

96.) I was laughing at you!

''Rin-chan, please...''
''Okay, okay.''

97.) Miku has a diploma in idolity. If that's a word.

98.) If it's not never mind.

99.) She'll show it to you if you like.

100.) TA-DA!

Miku produced her diploma. Everyone oohed and aahed.

''Now... who's next?''

''Oh, brother.''