Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, but wish I did
Chapter 1
This occurs during the hunt for Naraku, so don't worry about it most people saw it. Inuyasha and Kagome are hunting down a demon that captured Miroku and Sango.
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Inuyasha: Now we must go and save Miroku and Sango, since a big bad demon captured them
Kagome: Plus it took all the Shikon Shards
Shippo: what's with the script format. oh no, we're in another Fanfiction!
Inuyasha: NANI?! I refuse to work under these conditions! How are we supposed to get the Shikon no tama back together if we get kidnapped all the time?!
Kagome: I agree. We won't move before we're back in the real feudal age!
--Hanyou appears before them-
GDA: what? Why won't you work with me people? Even Miroku, though he would be locked in a small location with an unarmed Sango, didn't want to work off!
Inuyasha: you fiend! Where are they?!
GDA: they're in Kagome's backpack. It was getting big enough to fit almost anyone in it.
--Kagome drops her backpack to the ground and opens it. She takes out an angry-red Sango and a very pleased Miroku from it and lets them get some fresh air-
Kagome: I thought that the bag was heavier. But are you guys ok? Hey?
--Before anyone could do anything else, Sango got a grab of her huge boomerang and smashed Miroku to a bloody pulp-
Bloody pulp: .
GDA: I knew this would happen, so I cloned Miroku a thousand times! They are all at that village over there!
--Village in an uproar due to a thousand Mirokus asking every woman in the village to bear his children. Sango goes berserk and just transforms them all in pulps-
Bloody pulp 1: . Bloody pulp 2: .
--Well, you get the picture- - GDA: well, there is one left but this one I keep out of sight for a while, at least until Sango calms down.
Inuyasha: . yeah you should. But that won't help since we still won't play in your stupid fanfic!
--GDA snaps his fingers and a giant dogcatcher with his net appears- GDA: Get him!
--Giant dogcatcher runs after Inuyasha-
GDA: So, will you now?
Inuyasha: Neeveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
GDA: well ok it's your funeral! *Snaps fingers* --Small bump appears in front of Inuyasha. He jumps over it but he didn't notice the tree that also appeared and hit his head on its low branches.
Giant dogcatcher: *catches Inuyasha and brings him back in the net*
Miroku: You monster! How dare you hide me under your bed?! I won't let you escape! *opens Kazana towards GDA*
GDA: *Takes out a vacuum and enters a contest against Miroku* take that!
--Contest finishes. GDA winner-
Miroku: ok, you beat me, so I'll play along
Kagome: well, that's his opinion. We won't play!
GDA: well then, I guess I'll have to lend Buyo to Inuyasha then!
Kagome: -_-' ok, just don't touch my cat
Sango: *slaps Inuyasha awake* well, you have to beat us both to get US to work!
GDA: well then, go my minions!
--A giant uproar from the ground. From afar, we can see millions of Kikyo and Miroku Clones (along with a few thousands fangirls, of course) charging towards the group-
Miroku's minions: Sango! Bear our child!
Kikyo minions: Inuyasha! We love you!
Fangirls: Kawai!! Give us Inuyasha's ears!
--Inuyasha and Sango run up a tree-
GDA: hey, Inuyasha, are you a cat demon to get caught up in a tree?
Inu: go to heeeeeeeell!!
Kikyo minions: Come to hell with us, Inuyasha!
Inu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Sesshomaru: brother, how dare this low-life mortal defeat you?
GDA: -_-' you want me to get on YOUR case?
Fluffy: do your worst! -_-' Well that's predictable
Fangirls: *turning around as one* Fluffy! We love you!
GDA: *taking out microphone and doing vendor's voice* step right up to get your saw to cut down a tree in 5 seconds, and buy now to get your OWN Inuyasha's ears!
Fangirls: Kiaaaaaaa! *Run to GDA, stomping Fluffy on the way*
Inuyasha and Sango: oh crap. we give up!!
GDA: *snaps fingers. Every clone and fangirl vanish, leaving a large trail of turned over grass and a pretty messed up Fluffy* well, that's an easy job. Who's next?
Shippo: *shaking* me.
--GDA morphes to a giant dragon and gives the "don't go there" look. Shippo Doesn't go there but hides behind Kagome, crying like a little girl-
Kirara: Mew!
*Everyone looks at Kirara with a disturbed look*
Kirara: What'd'ya think me was gonna say? Thinking I'd go all philosophical on ya?
*Everyone but Kirara and GDA look at Kirara*Everyone: O.o
GDA: yes she can speak
Kirara: well then don't just stand there! Ever since I saw that white- haired dog I wanted to rub his ears, so just gimme a lift so I can rub them! *GDA does that*
Inuyasha's ears: kweek kweek
Inuyasha: -_-'
------------ Will Inuyasha's ears ever be left alone? Will fluffy get back from stampieding Fangirls. Who will suffer from the insanity of GDA? Tell me, cause I need to make up my mind My first story, so plz no flame. Chapter 2 for 8 reviews.
Chapter 1
This occurs during the hunt for Naraku, so don't worry about it most people saw it. Inuyasha and Kagome are hunting down a demon that captured Miroku and Sango.
------
Inuyasha: Now we must go and save Miroku and Sango, since a big bad demon captured them
Kagome: Plus it took all the Shikon Shards
Shippo: what's with the script format. oh no, we're in another Fanfiction!
Inuyasha: NANI?! I refuse to work under these conditions! How are we supposed to get the Shikon no tama back together if we get kidnapped all the time?!
Kagome: I agree. We won't move before we're back in the real feudal age!
--Hanyou appears before them-
GDA: what? Why won't you work with me people? Even Miroku, though he would be locked in a small location with an unarmed Sango, didn't want to work off!
Inuyasha: you fiend! Where are they?!
GDA: they're in Kagome's backpack. It was getting big enough to fit almost anyone in it.
--Kagome drops her backpack to the ground and opens it. She takes out an angry-red Sango and a very pleased Miroku from it and lets them get some fresh air-
Kagome: I thought that the bag was heavier. But are you guys ok? Hey?
--Before anyone could do anything else, Sango got a grab of her huge boomerang and smashed Miroku to a bloody pulp-
Bloody pulp: .
GDA: I knew this would happen, so I cloned Miroku a thousand times! They are all at that village over there!
--Village in an uproar due to a thousand Mirokus asking every woman in the village to bear his children. Sango goes berserk and just transforms them all in pulps-
Bloody pulp 1: . Bloody pulp 2: .
--Well, you get the picture- - GDA: well, there is one left but this one I keep out of sight for a while, at least until Sango calms down.
Inuyasha: . yeah you should. But that won't help since we still won't play in your stupid fanfic!
--GDA snaps his fingers and a giant dogcatcher with his net appears- GDA: Get him!
--Giant dogcatcher runs after Inuyasha-
GDA: So, will you now?
Inuyasha: Neeveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
GDA: well ok it's your funeral! *Snaps fingers* --Small bump appears in front of Inuyasha. He jumps over it but he didn't notice the tree that also appeared and hit his head on its low branches.
Giant dogcatcher: *catches Inuyasha and brings him back in the net*
Miroku: You monster! How dare you hide me under your bed?! I won't let you escape! *opens Kazana towards GDA*
GDA: *Takes out a vacuum and enters a contest against Miroku* take that!
--Contest finishes. GDA winner-
Miroku: ok, you beat me, so I'll play along
Kagome: well, that's his opinion. We won't play!
GDA: well then, I guess I'll have to lend Buyo to Inuyasha then!
Kagome: -_-' ok, just don't touch my cat
Sango: *slaps Inuyasha awake* well, you have to beat us both to get US to work!
GDA: well then, go my minions!
--A giant uproar from the ground. From afar, we can see millions of Kikyo and Miroku Clones (along with a few thousands fangirls, of course) charging towards the group-
Miroku's minions: Sango! Bear our child!
Kikyo minions: Inuyasha! We love you!
Fangirls: Kawai!! Give us Inuyasha's ears!
--Inuyasha and Sango run up a tree-
GDA: hey, Inuyasha, are you a cat demon to get caught up in a tree?
Inu: go to heeeeeeeell!!
Kikyo minions: Come to hell with us, Inuyasha!
Inu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Sesshomaru: brother, how dare this low-life mortal defeat you?
GDA: -_-' you want me to get on YOUR case?
Fluffy: do your worst! -_-' Well that's predictable
Fangirls: *turning around as one* Fluffy! We love you!
GDA: *taking out microphone and doing vendor's voice* step right up to get your saw to cut down a tree in 5 seconds, and buy now to get your OWN Inuyasha's ears!
Fangirls: Kiaaaaaaa! *Run to GDA, stomping Fluffy on the way*
Inuyasha and Sango: oh crap. we give up!!
GDA: *snaps fingers. Every clone and fangirl vanish, leaving a large trail of turned over grass and a pretty messed up Fluffy* well, that's an easy job. Who's next?
Shippo: *shaking* me.
--GDA morphes to a giant dragon and gives the "don't go there" look. Shippo Doesn't go there but hides behind Kagome, crying like a little girl-
Kirara: Mew!
*Everyone looks at Kirara with a disturbed look*
Kirara: What'd'ya think me was gonna say? Thinking I'd go all philosophical on ya?
*Everyone but Kirara and GDA look at Kirara*Everyone: O.o
GDA: yes she can speak
Kirara: well then don't just stand there! Ever since I saw that white- haired dog I wanted to rub his ears, so just gimme a lift so I can rub them! *GDA does that*
Inuyasha's ears: kweek kweek
Inuyasha: -_-'
------------ Will Inuyasha's ears ever be left alone? Will fluffy get back from stampieding Fangirls. Who will suffer from the insanity of GDA? Tell me, cause I need to make up my mind My first story, so plz no flame. Chapter 2 for 8 reviews.