Authors Note: I have been inspired to write a series of one-shots after reading several of Bellamort500 's stories. I in no way own Harry Potter and company and all rights go to their rightful owners.
All current prompts are from the story Dear Order Members.
All of you're are to stop sending insulting letters to Death Eaters.
Which Idiot thought it'd be wise move to insult people who want to already kill us.
"I'm not going to do it"
"Why not Harry?"
"Hermione it's a stupid idea. And calling Lucius Malfoy a prancing peacock is funny behind his back not you sending letters to him" Harry said as calmly as he dared to. He wasn't sure what had happened to the rule abiding bookworm but ever since Fred and George and been locked in a room with her she had been different. More like the twins.
"But he deserves to know!" Hermione cried as Fred and George walked into the room.
"Who deserves to know?" George asked wondering what was happening and why Hermione was trying to get a piece of parchment from Harry who was holding it as far away from her as possible.
"Lucius is a prancing peacock and Harry won't let me tell him!" Hermione cried stamping her foot as looks of horror appeared on Fred and George's face.
"But he must know!" Fred cried before tackling harry to the ground and Hermione grabbed her letter and smiled and hugged both the twins before leaving the room.
"Hermione wait up! I want to write to Bellatrix!"
"I call writing the Ferret!" the other twin yelled leaving Harry laying on the floor.
"What is going on in here?"
"Sirius stop them from writing to the death eaters and insulting them" Harry said as he slowly got up off the floor and looked at his god father. Sirius thought about it for a long moment before sighing and turning to the stairs.
"Padfoot you can write to Snape and insult him all you want" Hermione said poking her head in and sang a dangerous smirk appearing on the old marauders' face.
"I'm in" Sirius shouted as Hermione ran up the stairs laughing Sirius right behind her to write his own letter to his hated enemy. Maybe he should say something about the others beaky nose and hair,
"Harry I'll give you Wormtail?" Ginny offered holding out a piece of parchment. Harry stared at the parchment for a long moment before taking it.
"Deal" before running up to the room he shared with Ron and started writing to the rat, every now and then asking for help from Hermione or the twins.
Later that evening at Voldemort's lair
"I am not the love child of a Dementor and a Banshee!" Bellatrix screamed causing several Death Eaters to flinch, Lucius Malfoy to roll his eyes and re-read the letter from the granger girl wondering how on earth he was seen as a prancing peacock. Draco Malfoy was rocking back and forth in the corner wondering why anyone would be so mean to him and Wormtail was just sitting then wondering what the hell was going on.