The What No Jutsu…

Tsunade stood on top of hokage tower and raised her fist in the air in front of Teams Asuma, Kurenai, Kakashi, Gai and Sand.

"Alright time to perform the 'What no Jutsu!'"

The Sensei's and their students all stared at her as if she were crazy.

"'The What no Jutsu'?" Tenten asked.

"Excatly! This jutsu will cause you all to become addicted to crack pairings in which you are all the stars!!" Tsunade shouted before giving an evil laugh. "Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!"

All the teams tried to escape while screaming in terror. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

They were never seen or heard from again…

THE END