A Poetic Disclaimer (Inspired by Meara)
Steven & his crew I don't own
Lawyers, please leave me alone
Don't take me to court
Cuz my cash flow be short
And you can't get blood from a stone
Pearl was bored out of her mind. Amethyst and Garnet were out on a mission. And if Pearl hadn't poofed Amethyst last week (Long story) she would've gone herself. Seeing as Steven was with Greg, she decided to make a trip to the Grocery store. Why not?
She hopped in the car (Actually she squeezed into it. That thing was tiny.) and drove to the grocery store, which was only a block away.
Inside the grocery store, a sort of human product was being advertised. Something called Halloween. Not that it mattered anyway. Pearl walked aimlessly around the shop for a few minutes, then proceeded to come upon the section that humans referred to as "alcohol".
Being the gem she was, she decided to try it. After convincing the cashier she was not 16, but 27 000, she walked out the store with a two bottles of wine under each arm. And a dog head. A costume dog head.
34 Youtube videos and 3 wine bottles later…
"WE'RE BACK!" Amethyst shouted
"Where's Pearl?" Garnet wondered
Their eyes fell upon Pearl wearing the dog head in the middle of the carpet.
She waved.
"It's me." She stated drunkenly "The dog of wisdom."
"WTF?" Came Amethyst's reply
"I dispense wisdom from my mighty wisdom tooth." She continued. "In fact, if your sword, is too big for your hand, it's not your sword."
"Nice wisdom."
"THANKS! I also know a few knock-knock jokes. KNOCK-KNOCK!"
"Who's there…?"
"Ball"
"Ball who?"
"BALL- EVE IT OR NOT! I'M WALKING ON AIR! NEVER THOUGHT I COULD FEEL SO FREE-HEE-HEE!" Pearl fell down laughing.
It was Garnet who stated the obvious. "Go home Pearl, you're drunk."
Yup. I just wrote a Steven Universe fic. Guess what I just referenced. Dog o' wisdom baby! Leave a review, or I kill both dogs, You have 30 days. MWAHAHAHEHE!