Opening the doors to the Judgment Bureau, Tsuzuki saw Watari sitting, dazed, at the meeting table. He was also absentmindedly playing with 003. He seemed nervous about something.
Coming closer, Tsuzuki noticed that Watari was muttering to himself.
"Shit…..I'm gonna die…… Damn. I just wish that I could've completed my sex-change potion…."
"What's the matter, Watari?"
"Huh?!" Watari exclaimed, snapping out of his reverie. "Nothing! Nothing! I'm fine! I'm absolutely 100 fine!!!!!"
"O-kay? ….Do you want to know what I saw when I was coming into work today?"
"Yeah, sure, of course!" Watari was desperately trying to calm down.
"There was this person driving and, all of a sudden, he swerved to avoid hitting a puppy. I'm sure I would have done the same thing but, while he was trying to avoid the puppy, he veered onto the sidewalk and hit this one pedestrian."
"Oh….oh, that's horrible." Watari said uncomfortably.
"Don't you think it's interesting that people will do anything to save an animal but, when it comes to people, they just don't care as much?"
"Well ANIMALS DON'T PISS ME OFF!!!!!!" Watari shouted suddenly. "Oh, um, well, you weren't really supposed to know that."
"Wait, Watari, that was YOU?!?!"
"Well, would you have rather hit the puppy or run over Tatsumi?"
"Well, I would avoid the puppy…… YOU HIT TATSUMI?!!!!!!"
"Oh…..I'm dead." Watari collapsed, hitting his head on the table.
Hisoka, who had been sitting quietly in the corner the whole time, sighed deeply.
"Idiot."
A/N: This was a conversation I had with a friend of mine. We then fitted it into a Yami no Matsuei situation. Just a random drabble. Read and Review please!!