it was botiful dai hops pek akademy and yes i mean like clouds and hte sun nd shet were in the skool it was rly bootiful and ishimaru got high in the bathroms so nao he dusnt act lyk he haz a pole up his ass lmao anyways ishimaru isnt even the focus of this stor e its yamada x celes so lets focus on sakura and asahina insted.

"ummm since wen wer we suposed 2 be n dis book" asahenda ask.

"assahina" sed sakura origami. "lets frickle frackle :^)"

"yah ak sakuar chan :)"

then fukawa who was off in da distence sneezed nd became genoseller shoe a spokesperson for all shoes everyewere.

"buy sum shoos" sed genoseller.

"isnt it suposed 2 be genocider?" askd asahina.

"SHIT ASSAHINA Y U SEY DAT NOW IM GONNA-" and then genoceller became a bottle of cider. then yamadas fat ass came along and drank it.

hifumi luved celestia ludenberg wif al hiz h3art. she was in hte distence playing if i di yung bai hte band perry the plattypus.

"if i di yung, bury mii in satan..." sang celestea.

"ummmmmm actully its satin not stan..." maizono informed her.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP MAIZONO GOD DAMN THAT'S WHY YOU DIE FIRST NOBODY EVEN LIKES YOU HOW ABOUT YOU MIND YOUR OWN GOD DAMN BUISINESS INSTEAD OF INFORMING ME OF MY MISTAKE IT WASNT EVEN A MISTAKE ANYWAYS IT WAS HOW THE LYRICS GO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ITS SATIN AND NOT SATAN THATS FUCKING STUPID NOBODY EVEN WANTS TO BE BURRIED IN SATIN ITS SATAN YOU STUPID BITCH YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH STANK PUSSY HOE I HOPE YOU DIE A PAINFUL DEATH WHERE LEON PENETRATES YOU IN THE SHOWER AND I MEAN WITH A KNIFE NOT A DICK YOU DONT DESERVE DICK YOU HYPOCRITICAL ASS HOE." yelled celes

"ok bitch damn." then maizono walkd away.

yamada aprroached celes and popped the question.

"will u go out wiff me?"

"no im friendzoning you" sed celes.

yamade tipd his fedora.

"friendzoned again by another succubus. when will girls realize that they should date nice guys like me?" he asked himself. then celes hit him with a giant justice hammer and he died.

"sorry why would u think u had a chance wiff me, THE celestia ruler of equestria ludenberg?"

(the end)