(Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh. Just myself...oh joy -_-)
Yugioh-
Yami Yugi/Yugi Muto- This is Yami and Yugi NOT here. Please leave a message after the beep. BASTARDS!
Responces:
Yugi-Hey that was mean Yami!
Yami- So *rolls eyes*
Yugi- Thats it I'm tired of you! *pokes brain with a q-tip*
Yami- Your...ow...so..ow...stupid...ow..GAH!
Yugi- I think I caused brain damanhekjhrhkjhekjdhjeed
Yami-..........
Yugi-..........
Tea- Hey everyone. This is the wonderful Tea speaking please leave a message after the beep- Oh my god...Is that water?
Responces:
Tea Hater- I shall stop your endless raft of evilness! Mwhahahahahahaha!
Tea- Are you on crack kid?
Tea Hater- Yes I am and nothing has even been more clear in my life *pours bucket of water on Tea*
Tea- I'M MELTING! melting...*splat*
Tea Hater- I believe my work is done.
Joey Wheeler- Hey my name is Joey and I'm scared of lots of things, please don't scare me too much with an obscence message _;;
Responces:
Unknown Person- You will die in seve *coughs*
Joey- Wah?
Unknown Person- You will d- *coughs*
Joey- Wah?
Unknown Person- You will die in seventeen day- *chokes* DAMN THE CREEPY VOICE THINGY! _;;;
Joey- Wah?
Unknown Person- Aw, screw it. YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS OKAY?!?!
Joey- oh crap -_-;;
Serenity Wheeler- Unknown person...MY ASS! Oh..this thing is on..fucknut.
Responces-
Joey- It was..y..yo..you?
Serenity- Yeppers ^_^
Joey- OH MY GOD! MY SISTER IS THE CRIPP KEEPER! GAH! *runs around in circles untill he hits a wall knocking himself out....again*
Serenity- Oh well ^_^
(A/N: I think Serenity is PMSing...Oh jeebus, my life just flashed before my very eyes....X_X)
Tristan Taylor- I like...FOOD! ^_______^ foooooooooooood......foooooooooooooooood........foooooooooooood
Responces:
Joey- Foooood is goooooooooooood. GAH! ITS THE CRIPT KEEPER! RUN AWAY! *Joey runs triping on a invisible twig and dies*
Serenity- My bad..^_^ *really girlish giggle*
Tristan- Fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
Duke Devilin- Any availble girl out there who want a handsome raven haired man..Please feel free to call.
Responces:
All The Women In The World- No
Duke- Aw, dammit! _;;
(A/N: I know there are girls who like/love Duke but, this is just for kicks. So, just go along with it).
Marik/Malik- This is the Ishtar resident- OW DAMMIT! DO I LOOK LIKE A CHEW TOY TO YOU? dammit.- uh..yeah just leave a fucking message.
Responces:
Marlik- Hey what was that for?!?! huh?!!
Marik- It's not my fault your a WIMP! *crosses arms*
Marlik- HEY! SHUT UP! THAT WAS MEAN!
Marik- What are YOU going to do about it, eh?
Marlik- Damn You! *punches Marick*
Marik- *eyes changed it's normal purple eyes color to a thick crimson red*
Marlik- oh shit X_x;;
Andrea- CUT IT OUT ALREADY!
Marlik/Marik- RUN!
Andrea- *hits them over the head with a metal baseball bat (A/N: That came from nowhere, mind you) as she begans to let out evil burst of laughter*
Marlik/Marik- *no comment*
Seto Kaiba- This is the Kaiba residence. If your worth of somewhat importance dial one it not then hand the fuck up- NO! I'M AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU CHAIN ME TO THE BED!- GAHH- *beep*
Responces:
Noah- Well this is funny. The CEO is getting manipulated by a woman. Ridiculous.
Jackie (A/N: Me ^_^;;)- Your just jealous because you look like a 5 year old.
Noah- I'm eleven.
Jackie- Don't you lie to me! Fucking 5 year old.
Noah- I'M ELEVEN!
Jackie- *coughs* LIAR! *coughs*
Noah- Damn...she is manipulative -_-;;
Seto- Save me...O_o
Mokuba- HAHA! *is hysterical laughing*
Jackie- Well that was interesting.
(A/N: Damn my corrupted mind! Damn it straight to hell!- Oh Sorry about that. I'm just getting into a fight with myself. Don't mind me. HEY DON'T SAY THAT! *continues to fight* T_T;)
Weevil- I shall become the greatest duelist in the world!
Responces:
Rex Raptor- Hey Short Short's I will quish you like a bug!
Weevil- YOU SHALL NEVER DEFEAT THE RAFT OF SHORT SHORT'S!
Rex Raptor- So it's true. You do wear your Grandmother's underware where she bought from K-MART. I scence the word BLACKMAIL!
Weevil- Dammit! *stomps foot on ground accidently hitting hit other foot* GAHHHHHA! *hops aroud and then falls down a staircase as a loud cracking noise is heard*
Rex Raptor- Patheic.
Weevil- I'm alive! *throws hand up in the air and hits a 1,000 ton cinder block* (A/N: How that was there I will never know but, it's funny none the less ^_^). *squish*
Rex Raptor- So much for short shorts.
Bakura/Ryou- (Ryou) Go ahead Bakura (Bakura) Huh? uh..OH! Um just don't even bother to leave a message...losers.
Responces:
Ryou- YOUR SUPPOSE TO SAY PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE!
Bakura- I was...Oops *innocent smile*
Ryou- I'm not buying that...ya jackass.
Bakura- What do you say? Momma's boy?
Ryou- Nothing...heh heh *sweat drop*
Bakura- Thought so.
Yugioh-
Yami Yugi/Yugi Muto- This is Yami and Yugi NOT here. Please leave a message after the beep. BASTARDS!
Responces:
Yugi-Hey that was mean Yami!
Yami- So *rolls eyes*
Yugi- Thats it I'm tired of you! *pokes brain with a q-tip*
Yami- Your...ow...so..ow...stupid...ow..GAH!
Yugi- I think I caused brain damanhekjhrhkjhekjdhjeed
Yami-..........
Yugi-..........
Tea- Hey everyone. This is the wonderful Tea speaking please leave a message after the beep- Oh my god...Is that water?
Responces:
Tea Hater- I shall stop your endless raft of evilness! Mwhahahahahahaha!
Tea- Are you on crack kid?
Tea Hater- Yes I am and nothing has even been more clear in my life *pours bucket of water on Tea*
Tea- I'M MELTING! melting...*splat*
Tea Hater- I believe my work is done.
Joey Wheeler- Hey my name is Joey and I'm scared of lots of things, please don't scare me too much with an obscence message _;;
Responces:
Unknown Person- You will die in seve *coughs*
Joey- Wah?
Unknown Person- You will d- *coughs*
Joey- Wah?
Unknown Person- You will die in seventeen day- *chokes* DAMN THE CREEPY VOICE THINGY! _;;;
Joey- Wah?
Unknown Person- Aw, screw it. YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS OKAY?!?!
Joey- oh crap -_-;;
Serenity Wheeler- Unknown person...MY ASS! Oh..this thing is on..fucknut.
Responces-
Joey- It was..y..yo..you?
Serenity- Yeppers ^_^
Joey- OH MY GOD! MY SISTER IS THE CRIPP KEEPER! GAH! *runs around in circles untill he hits a wall knocking himself out....again*
Serenity- Oh well ^_^
(A/N: I think Serenity is PMSing...Oh jeebus, my life just flashed before my very eyes....X_X)
Tristan Taylor- I like...FOOD! ^_______^ foooooooooooood......foooooooooooooooood........foooooooooooood
Responces:
Joey- Foooood is goooooooooooood. GAH! ITS THE CRIPT KEEPER! RUN AWAY! *Joey runs triping on a invisible twig and dies*
Serenity- My bad..^_^ *really girlish giggle*
Tristan- Fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
Duke Devilin- Any availble girl out there who want a handsome raven haired man..Please feel free to call.
Responces:
All The Women In The World- No
Duke- Aw, dammit! _;;
(A/N: I know there are girls who like/love Duke but, this is just for kicks. So, just go along with it).
Marik/Malik- This is the Ishtar resident- OW DAMMIT! DO I LOOK LIKE A CHEW TOY TO YOU? dammit.- uh..yeah just leave a fucking message.
Responces:
Marlik- Hey what was that for?!?! huh?!!
Marik- It's not my fault your a WIMP! *crosses arms*
Marlik- HEY! SHUT UP! THAT WAS MEAN!
Marik- What are YOU going to do about it, eh?
Marlik- Damn You! *punches Marick*
Marik- *eyes changed it's normal purple eyes color to a thick crimson red*
Marlik- oh shit X_x;;
Andrea- CUT IT OUT ALREADY!
Marlik/Marik- RUN!
Andrea- *hits them over the head with a metal baseball bat (A/N: That came from nowhere, mind you) as she begans to let out evil burst of laughter*
Marlik/Marik- *no comment*
Seto Kaiba- This is the Kaiba residence. If your worth of somewhat importance dial one it not then hand the fuck up- NO! I'M AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU CHAIN ME TO THE BED!- GAHH- *beep*
Responces:
Noah- Well this is funny. The CEO is getting manipulated by a woman. Ridiculous.
Jackie (A/N: Me ^_^;;)- Your just jealous because you look like a 5 year old.
Noah- I'm eleven.
Jackie- Don't you lie to me! Fucking 5 year old.
Noah- I'M ELEVEN!
Jackie- *coughs* LIAR! *coughs*
Noah- Damn...she is manipulative -_-;;
Seto- Save me...O_o
Mokuba- HAHA! *is hysterical laughing*
Jackie- Well that was interesting.
(A/N: Damn my corrupted mind! Damn it straight to hell!- Oh Sorry about that. I'm just getting into a fight with myself. Don't mind me. HEY DON'T SAY THAT! *continues to fight* T_T;)
Weevil- I shall become the greatest duelist in the world!
Responces:
Rex Raptor- Hey Short Short's I will quish you like a bug!
Weevil- YOU SHALL NEVER DEFEAT THE RAFT OF SHORT SHORT'S!
Rex Raptor- So it's true. You do wear your Grandmother's underware where she bought from K-MART. I scence the word BLACKMAIL!
Weevil- Dammit! *stomps foot on ground accidently hitting hit other foot* GAHHHHHA! *hops aroud and then falls down a staircase as a loud cracking noise is heard*
Rex Raptor- Patheic.
Weevil- I'm alive! *throws hand up in the air and hits a 1,000 ton cinder block* (A/N: How that was there I will never know but, it's funny none the less ^_^). *squish*
Rex Raptor- So much for short shorts.
Bakura/Ryou- (Ryou) Go ahead Bakura (Bakura) Huh? uh..OH! Um just don't even bother to leave a message...losers.
Responces:
Ryou- YOUR SUPPOSE TO SAY PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE!
Bakura- I was...Oops *innocent smile*
Ryou- I'm not buying that...ya jackass.
Bakura- What do you say? Momma's boy?
Ryou- Nothing...heh heh *sweat drop*
Bakura- Thought so.