So It's been like 2 months since an update. My bad. I'm lazy deal with it.
Nami: No I will not deal with, your room hasn't been cleaned in fuck knows how long.
Yeah it's pretty messy.
Nami: Is that mould in this cup?
Maybe…
Nami: EWWWWWWWWWW!
What you think this is bad, have you smelt Luffy's room lately, it's like the bathroom after curry night.
Nami: Thanks for that.
Your welcome (very please with herself). I do not own anything!
The sun shined, bright and shining like a shiny sun. Big and yellow like the sun. Anyway the sun is shining. I think you get it now.
On this sunny day Nami had retired to the kitchen for icy drink filled with love from the ever twirling chef of the Thousand Sunny. Sitting at the table, tapping away with her fingers. Just waiting. But the chef didn't enter for any of the 3 doors.
After waiting 15 minutes she decided to sigh loudly in an attempt to activate some sort of damsel-in-distress sense that Sanji is bound to have. Nothing. Maybe he was acting on Robin's every wish. She was the only 'damsel' on the vast ship.
Nope not with Robin in their room. Strange. She said she hadn't seen him since breakfast. Trying to teach Brook some manners possibly. Nope just him and Franky doing a duet on some old pirate song about dogs and mermaids. Riiiiiight. Talking with Usopp, they're quite friendly. Nope fishing with Luffy and chopper. No blonde in sight. He couldn't be with Zoro; there was no loud shouting or smashing going on. Well neither were on the deck and she'd already checked the crow's nest as it was where Sanji hid his reserve of cigarettes. Not in the boy's room.
By now Nami was absolutely tired and in much need of a stronger drink. Luffy had suggested making her own but that had resulted in chopper trying to save him and both ended up rescued by Franky as Usopp was to chicken to jump in. She stormed her way through the ship checking to aquarium, bedrooms, kitchen, bathrooms, kitchen, infirmary, storage room on the lower deck, the docking stations and finally the kitchen for a 3rd time.
The only room she could think to check was the cola room but why would Sanji and Zoro be in there. Together. She had established that they must be together as on her search she had not located the lazy swordsman. Well with one room left to check she might as well finish this search.
Sure enough there they were snuggling against a barrel, sound asleep. Wait, snuggling. Since when does big butch manly Zoro snuggling especially with the idiot pervert (his words not hers). This is priceless. She proceeded to tiptoe out of the room to find the rest of the crew.
"We should probably move now she's found us."
"Meh"
"Zoro"
"What it's not like the crew isn't going to find out anything they didn't know before."
"I guess but I can't believe Nami-swan was the last to find out"
"Stupid witch was probably to absorbed in counting her money"
"THAT IS NO WAY TO SPEAK ABOUT A LADY!"
Chopper: Did you tell Nami to sniff Luffy's room.
No I mentioned it but didn't tell her to. Why?
Chopper: She's in a scent-induced coma.
Oh shit. On the bright this means Luffy's room is definitely worst than mine!
TTFN.