Pairings: AlxWinry, WrathxEnvy (brotherly), and EdxWinry
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXAl opened the door first, and stuck his head inside the musty old room. He coughed and smiled at the people he would be staying with. These were Ed, Envy, Wrath, and Winry. "Look guys, we're here," Al looked enthusiastic (A/N: He has his body back) as he dropped his bags over the threshold. Ed looked tired as he yawned and looked around. "This place is a dump. Envy, couldn't you have booked us a better vacation house?" Envy shrugged, "Look, pipsqueak, this was all the money I could get. Plus, this was the closest one around. From the look of you, you probably couldn't have managed another hour in the car." Al nodded but looked kind of surprised that Ed didn't react to the 'pipsqueak' interjection that Envy made.
Winry and Wrath, who were getting the bags from the trunk of the Chevy, paused at the door. "Why aren't you guys going in?" Winry asked. "It's musty and smells like dad's Derek Jeter cologne," Ed whined. "Suck it up and deal, midget," Wrath spat, pushing Ed over the door and face-down into the house.
Inside was pretty nice, with a sectional going around the left-most wall and a flat screen television. Wrath dropped the suitcase he was carrying, jumped over the couch and sat on one of the overly plush seats. Envy sat next to him and Ed followed. "What channels do we get up here…?" Ed asked. "Well, oh look, Animal Planet. World's Smallest Animals. Featured today, Edward the Fullmetal pipsqueak," Envy mocked. "Hey, who're you calling so short you wanna crush with a…" Ed didn't get to finish his rant as his golden eyes shut and his head fell on Envy's lap. Wrath started laughing.
Upstairs, Al and Winry were deciding who got which room. Al opted for the smallest one, or one with a nice closet. "Why a closet, Alphonse? You didn't bring much," Winry asked. "I like to sleep in confined areas ever since I was trapped in that armor," Al told her. "Oh really. Al, how do you manage. You know how scared I am of tight spaces!"
"Oh, so you're claustrophobic, Winry?"
"What the hell? I'm not afraid of Santa!"
"No, claustrophobic! Afraid of small spaces!"
"Don't make fun of me, Alphonse! I hate you!"
So Winry ran into her room and went into her emo corner. She proceeded to write in her diary, which proceeded to implode and cause her to cry even more.
(Downstairs)
"Uh, guys? I kind of made Winry cry so don't bother her for awhile okay? Brother, why don't you go help her out?" Al asked.
"He can't," Wrath told him, "He's asleep." "Oh really?" Al asked, "I didn't even hear him come upstairs." Wrath laughed, "He didn't. He's asleep right over here… on brother."
"Brother… you mean Envy…Ed and Envy…" Al got a terrible image in his head and went to purge his eyes with arsenic, because Al doesn't believe in yaoi. Wrath decided to watch some TV. He saw a commercial for Sugar Pops, you know, those puffs of corn dipped in two scoops of sugar. The only thing Wrath doesn't need…
Wrath poked Envy in the shoulder, "Hey, Envy! Buy me those. The Sugar Pops things!" Envy looked at him, "Uh, Wrath-chan, I don't think I can do that for you in three reasons. One, you on sugar equals the Apocalypse. Two, I'm broke. And three, my other little brother won't move his heavy-ass head!"
When Al came back, he was wearing an eye-patch. "Oh god, Alphonse. I didn't really think you'd put arsenic in your eyes!" Envy yelped. "Naw, I didn't do nothing like that. I just realized that all the good characters in manga have an eye-patch, so I wanted one!" Al drawled. Envy nodded and changed the channel so that Wrath wouldn't get any ideas for a sugary cereal but instead an X-rated movie came on. Envy was about to change it so his crazed little brothers wouldn't get any ideas, but Wrath stole the remote.
"Oh. My. God. This is the best movie ever!" Wrath drooled. Al sank into the seat next to Ed and the irresponsible brothers watched an X-rated movie together.
When Winry returned to the land of the living, or of the dead, they all had bloody stumps for heads because the movie rotted their brains. Winry sighed and counted the boy's heads. There were only three when there should've been four. "Sweet cinnamon rolls! Because you all can't cook you resorted to cannibalism and ate Edward!" Wrath turned around to shush Winry, "Edo is sleeping. Oh, and can you buy me some Sugar Pops?"
"No Sugar Pops," Winry sighed, sitting on the couch with the boys. Envy looked as though he was going to kill somebody if Ed didn't move. Wrath was also asleep on Envy's shoulder and Al was watching the episode of CSI: Miami that was blaring.
"So, Envy," Winry asked, "How long have they been asleep?" Envy grimaced, "Well, Ed has been asleep for the almost entirety of this fanfic chapter and Wrath just a few moments ago."
Meh, I must have been really tired. The couch over here's a little harder than I remember… and what is tha noise. Sounds like that CSI crap Alphonse watches… Ed thought. He opened his sparkling golden eyes and looked up. He saw Envy's violet eyes looking down at him. Ed smiled, "Hey there Envy… wouldja mind not sitting so close to me when I'm sleeping?"
"Look, Fullmetal Ant, you're the one with his head in my lap, got it?" Envy grumbled. "WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT YOU CAN'T DITINGUISH FROM A GRAIN OF SAND! And, HOLY CRAP WHAT DO YOU MEAN I WAS ON YOU?" Ed freaked out.
Wrath, who was still asleep muttered, "About time, idiot. I thought you had died…"
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