Harry potter – perverted (1-30)
witches and wizards...
sitting on 'broom sticks' {"shack your broom twigs, your broom twigs, yea yea" (tune of shake your groove thing)}
waving their wands while saying unintelligible words.
playing with quaffles, hitting bludgers with clubs, need for speed...
book 7 – snatchers = cradle snatchers?
Trading wands is not accepted, unless you are Harry stealing Draco's. I knew he had a thing for the blond
Ron broke his wand because of a tree, more specifically, the 'Whomping' willow
Dementors like kisses- deprived much?
Umbrage – will she ever be kissed by a prince. Would anyone deserve such a fate?
Book 2 – wizard duel = lovers spat?
Hoarder + kitties = Umbrage
Voldermort, unrequited love 101 (Harry how could you!)
book 2 – Hermionie – petrified – why was she in the library to begin with... and with who?
Rita Skeeta – journalist? Or was she just an innocent writing in her diary? Yea, right...
Harry kept his miniature Hungarian Horntail. Hagrid hatched Norbert. Charley works in Romania with dragons. I think I see a trend.
Book 4 - Mer people in the lake. Possessive clingy beings. "BEWARE! They will tie you down if they have to!"
Wizard court room, specifically the chair with chains – bondage fetish?
Marauder's map – the best tool for stalkers.
Book 3 – Boghart, Snape in woman's clothing, coming out of a closet. Get the picture?
Half blood prince – the new and improved version Fresh Prince of Bellair.
Horcuxes – locket, ring, diary, snake, crown, cup, Harry... I think he's gay, what do you think?
Nearly headless nick – the best angle to peek through key holes.
PMSing staircases – cant make their minds up on where they want to go.
Invisibility cloak, visiting the restricted section
running into Snape and Quirrill. I'd have delusions when I look in a mirror too.
Moony Wormtail Padfoot and prongs – what you do to teachers, what you have below the belt, how you get around at night, what you hold onto.
Polyjuice potion – used to get closer to Draco – that proves it. He DOES have a thing for the blond.
Shrieking shack, Lupin, Padfoot found out his secret first...
Moaning Murtle... need I say more?
Harry, Prefects bathroom, Bubbles, Draco was a prefect that same year, Cedric told him the pass word. Harry has a thing for BLONDS!
Vodermort has a huge... snake?