Woop! A friend on facebook asked me to write this! I shall happily oblige to her whimsical need for Jackie to have fun in his lab!

I own nothing, Wheeljack and transformers belong to Hasbro!

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"Alright, this wire goes here, this panel connects there, and...done! Now, to get approved to test this bad boy out at the range" Wheeljack gave himself a pat on the back looking at his completed project that had yet to explode...for once. His helm fins flash happily as he heads out towards Primes Office. He knock and waits, hearing a low baritone 'Enter' several clicks later. "Ah, Wheeljack, how may I help you?" Optimus, the kind sparked leader of the Autobots, asked his loyal and..erm..explosive...scientist and inventor. "Well prime, the project you asked me to do is complete, I just need permission for a field test" His fins flash excitedly, almost bouncing on his peds watching his primes own optics light up with barely concealed expectancy. "Well, I approve, just move as far from the ark as possible for the test" Jackie nods and takes off, a special spring to his steps as he gives a light cackle, making the few he passed pause, give him a look, then shrug and move on.

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Well, lets just say when wheeljack returned, he reported a complete success from the new weapon. Optimus himself tested it a bit later away from the ark and returned just as happy as wheeljack, now all they needed was some decepticon activity to use it on. Well, he got what he wished for, Starscream was sighted two days later stealing energy from the power plant..again...Optimus grinned as he puled out his newest weapon addition making Screamer pause and tilt his head in confusion "Autodolt, isn't that a giant mallet?" He just stood there, blink his optics slowly. Optimus grinned hitting a switch with his thumb, the front of the mallet opening and launching a barrage of paint pellet at screamer, making him screech and take off since one went between his optics and splattered, effectively blinding him. Well, the autobots certainly got a laugh out of it, even if the paint pellet mallet never made another appearance on the battle field. After all, hard to use something that disappeared after the twins saw it...

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And that's all folks! Hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!