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The Great Debate
Senator Palaptine was furiously schlicking his cock under his robe. "I sure hope I can bust a nut before the assembly starts." He soaked his crotch in Sith Cum, rich in midechlorians. "Shit, I'll have to change immediately, fuck jews!"
The great gathering had started, and all a manner of inferior creatures started to rustle in and fart while waiting in line. Padme and Ani just finished fucking in a futuristic tub when Qui Gon barged in drunk "Get the fuck dressed, we have a grand meeting in the dick tip shaped building!" "Shove off you gweebo!" said Ani. Qui gon started singing "Any are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Ani" By Michael Jackson until the boy got ready. Padme came.
"This is an outrage!" said the fat blue alien with tits for ears. "We signed a treaty that said we could keep our…" Palpatine stuck his earbuds in and turned on Bad Girls by M.I.A and lit a joint "I can't wait to get some grub after this shitfest, so boring. Fuck those aliens, I'll rule them all." Thought the Senator. "Ironic" The great debate was well underway when suddenly the power went out. All the aliens starting panicking, farting and wiping their boogers under the seats. "Shit, this is my chance!" Palpatine snuck out the back-stage door and made a break for it. He spent the rest of the evening jerking off behind a dumpster.
Meanwhile, while all that shit went down, Obi Wan was at the sports bar partaking in Death Sticks. He stuck one right up his ass and got high like in Trainspotting. "This is a great high, even for a Jedi." The bar keep would serve him no more "Jedi scum, you always get to drunk! Leave or I'll have Jango Fett pop a dart in your neck and turn you crusty!" "FVVVT!" Obi wan killed the barkeep and served himself. The rest of the bar patrons danced and partied hard for free drinks.
Ani and Padme were fucking in the dark hall amidst the panic, trying desperately to make a baby just to defi the jedi order. Ani sprayed baby batter all over Padmes eyes. "Whoops, looks like I missed!" Qui Gon was breathing heavily and sweaty after walking up the stairs to the grand debate hall. He missed the debate as he was old and slow. "You old cunt, you're fired!" Yelled Yoda, as he took Qui Gons lightsaber and bopped him on the nose. "Boop!"