Author's Note: Hi everyone! This is the sequel to Dimsville, so you should probably read that first for this to make any sense. Please review and let me know what you think! And please include helpful criticism!
Disclaimer: I don't own Phineas and Ferb, Disney does.
Perry's POV
"Perry? Wake up! It's time for your bath!" Was the first thing I heard that morning. Phineas was waking me up so I could help with their daily invention.
I groaned. "In a minute, Phineas! Can't a platypus get his rest?" I sleepily said.
"Don't you mean 'beauty sleep'?" Phineas joked as he picked me up. "Come on, your bath is ready."
"Don't you know how embarrassing this is to me? I can bathe myself like all the other agents." I argued.
"Well Mom doesn't know that you're a secret agent, so Ferb and I have to bathe you. It'll be quick…" Phineas pleaded.
"Fine." I grumbled to myself as Phineas placed me in the tub and poured water on my head. Ferb scrubbed my fur with soap. I didn't speak again until I was out of the tub and outside. Then I had to go to Doofensmirtz's to stop his 'evil scheme'.
"Well, I have to go. See you boys later." I said to Phineas and Ferb as I went to the tree entrence and put on my fedora.
"So you can't help us... Oh well. Bye Perry, er, Agent P!" Phineas smiled toothily as his friends walked through the gate.
I rolled my eyes and jumped through the hole in the tree. When I landed in my chair, Monogram showed up on the screen and started briefing me.
"Ah, Agent P. Dr. Doofensmirtz stole all the toilet paper in the Tri-state Area, so go check it out. Good luck." Monogram said.
I saluted and went over to my hover car and flew to the 'F' shaped building. There was a toilet paper themed –inator in the middle of the room, with towers of toilet paper around it. I landed and got trapped in a giant, empty toilet paper roll.
"What gives?" I questioned Doof.
"Ah, Perry the platypus. What wonderful timing! And I guess you're wondering why I build this Steal-Toilet-Paper-inator, eh?"
"Oh, no. I just came over here to get myself trapped in a cardboard tube for no reason." I said sarcastically, rolling my eyes.
"Well then, Perry the Sarcastipus, I zapped all the stores, sending all their toilet paper to my building! And you know, the Tri-state Area is a wreck without toilet paper! Everyone will leave to go somewhere far away to buy it, because no one can live without it! Then I will just waltz in and take over! Somehow!" Doof said loudly.
I rolled my eyes. Then I easily broke through the cardboard trap.
"Maybe a cardboard trap wasn't the best idea…" Doof said before I kicked him in the stomach. Then it started raining and thundering. Both Doof and I looked at the roof. Then I ran to some controls and pulled a lever. The roof slowly opened up, soaking all the toilet paper, and ripping it up. The –inator broke, too, from all the water.
"NOOOO! All of the toilet paper is ruined! CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!" Doof yelled as he ran to close the roof.
I smiled and jet packed off the building into the rain. My work here was done! Then I headed to the Flynn-Fletcher house.
Phineas' POV
"So, what do you guys want to do today?" I asked. Ferb and I were about to start on our creation for the day with our friends when a lady walked into the backyard, carrying a mindless-looking brown platypus with a light-pink flower on her head. The mysterious lady looked worried, so we all stood up and looked over to her.
"Hey, Phineas and Ferb, is it? Well, I saw a sign on a bulletin board in town, and it said that you platypus-sit?" The woman said quickly.
"Yep! And who is this?" I said and motioned to the platypus.
"Her name is Pansy, and I need you to pet-sit her for the next 3 weeks, while I'm on a business trip. Could you?" The woman asked, smiling hopefully.
"She's so cute!" Isabella said, petting the platypi's furry head.
"Sure!" I said happily. "Well, see you in 3 weeks!"
"The woman nodded gratefully and handed Pansy to me. Then she left in a hurry.
"Hmm, I wonder why she waited till the last minute to find a pet-sitter…" Baljeet said curiously.
"Can it, nerd. Who cares about the platypus? I'm bored!" Buford the bully said and gave Baljeet a painful-looking wedgie.
"Not worth it…" Baljeet squeaked.
"Buford, let go. I thought you said that you weren't going to give Baljeet another wedgie." Isabella said angrily.
"Hey, I'm a bully. No way am I going without hurting my nerd forever." Buford explained with a shrug. Baljeet rolled his eyes but said nothing. I turned around and carried Pansy into the kitchen with Ferb. The platypus chattered curiously when she saw Perry's food bowl.
"Oh yeah! We have a pet platypus named Perry! He's a secret agent! And he has an awesome Australian accent! I can't wait till he meets you!" I said excitedly.
Then Pansy stood up on her hind legs and pulled out a 1940's fedora like Perry's. She smiled nervously at my stunned expression. But she looked really worried about something.
"Whoa! Cool! You're a secret agent too! Wait till Perry finds out!" I paused. "Ferb, I know what we're going to do today! We're going to make a translator ray so Pansy can talk, too!" Then we went back to our friends and quickly built an interesting-looking ray.
Perry's POV
As I went inside, I heard Phineas talking in the kitchen.
"Hey, boys! I'm home!" I said happily and ran over to see… Another platypus. A familiar platypus…
"Hey, Perry! We are platypus-sitting for the next 3 weeks!" Phineas said happily as I stared at the worried-looking female platypus. She had brown fur and brown eyes, like mine. And she had a pink flower in her fur. I couldn't believe that I had seen her again after so long…
I almost blacked out. Spots were dancing before my eyes and I was shaking. I quickly pulled myself together.
"…Hi." Was all I could manage to say.
"Hi." She said nervously while rubbing her orange foot on the floor.
"We built her a translator and zapped her with it and guess what? She's a secret agent, too!" Phineas said, smiling at my dumbfound expression.
"Phineas, can I speak with you privately in your room, please?" I asked with a fake, overly happy expression on my face.
"Sure. I'll be right back, Pansy! Ferb, make her feel at home!" Phineas exclaimed.
As soon as Phineas closed the door, I exploded.
"Phineas, why didn't you tell me that you were platypus sitting? And why her, of all platypuses? How could you do this to me?" I told Phineas angrily, probably blushing so much that it showed through my teal fur.
"Whoa, buddy, slow down. You know her?" Phineas argued.
"Yes, I know her! She was my old girlfriend!" I hissed at Phineas.
"What happened?" Phineas asked curiously.
I sighed angerly. "Well, it all started about a year and a half ago, on our one month anniversary…"
*Flashback*
Pansy and I were coming back from a diner date on our one month anniversary in my hovercraft, near Christmas time. I was having a pretty hard time driving, from her arm over my shoulder! Finally, I stopped the hovercraft at her house.
"Oh, Perry! Thanks again for that lovely dinner!" Pansy said happily.
"Don't mention it!" I told her, a smile tugging on my beak. "Well, see you later!"
She looked disappointed, like she wanted me to say more, but I couldn't imagine why. Then she got out of the hovercraft and walked to her house without another word. I was confused, because she usually didn't act like that. I even left her red roses earlier that day. But I never heard from her again. Every time I called her or knocked on her door, she never answered. I was heartbroken, because I never knew why she was so mad at me. We never saw each other again until now.
*End of Flashback*
Phineas looked at me sadly. "Perry, I'm sorry about this. Her owners needed a pet-sitter right away, and Ferb and I wanted to help. If I had known…"
"No, it's okay Phineas. I would have had to face the past sometime. But I just don't know what to say to her…" I sadly thought out loud.
That night, I hopped into Phineas' bed. I was still worrying about the 'Pansy' situation, so I couldn't sleep.
Author's Note: Oh yeah, I've decided that since I didn't get many reviews on Dimsville, I'm not posting the next chapter until I get reviews from 3 different people. Your welcome! XD