These are some couples and country fails that I thought would be funny and/or cute! These are just random cause I didn't know what to write, more to come!
Country Fail's- Iggychu moment
I sailed from Britain a few weeks ago to meet the love of my life. Her brown hair sparkled in the sunlight when our crew
landed in China. When she started to talk and welcome us it sounded like silk, the most beautiful voice I've ever heard.
She starts to give us a tour of the city, funny I instantly fall in love with her but I don't even know her name.
After the tour she leads us back to port and starts to leave to go home.
"Wait, Miss!" I yell before she gets too far away.
"Excuse me?" the lady says sounding offended.
"I just wanted to know where I might find your leader...May I know where to find him?," I ask in a nervous voice.
I was told by my King to sign a treaty with China's leader to trade and export and import goods peacefully between our countries.
"He will meet you in the village square at noon tomorrow and don't be late, aru," she replies a little annoyed.
"Thank you, what was your name again?" I ask trying to sound polite.
"Call me Yao, aru and I'm not a girl, I'm a man, " Yao replies in return storming off.
I've never been so confused in my life, how can someone as beautiful as that be a man? To think I was about to ask 'her' on the ship for some fun!