I am sorry sorry that I had to make it story much. I just got reported by a Flamer so yeah. I hope you enjoy these new and improved lists, or in this case...they're stories now. I personally think I like these better.
Disclaimer: I wouldnt post this here if it was all MINE. Common sense, people. And while you're at it, can you get me some, too??
"Max?"
"Yeah, Sweetie?"
"I'm bored," whined the Gasman.
"Can't you make bombs with Iggy? But that isn't me giving you permission to blow anything up."
"Yeah, but he doesn't want to. He's reading this stupid list about annoying you with Fang that someone emailed them. I wanted to see it too, but it's kind of complicated. I couldn't really understand it." I looked over at them, and they were DEFINITELY giggling like a 5-year-old on her first day of pre-k.
"WHAT!" I shrieked. Nudge, Angel and Total looked at me. I stomped over to Fang and Iggy who were both slumped over Fang's laptop. Fang was pale; apparently, something in that list upset him.
Fang looked at me."What?" he asked.
"Show me the damn list."
"That would be a bad idea..." I heard Iggy murmur.
I narrowed my eyes at Fang. "Give it."
"No." He stood up and held the laptop away from me.
"Angel," I said. "This is the one time I allow you to used your power."
"Yay!" Angel cheered. She turned to Fang. "Give Max the laptop." He reluctantly handed me the laptop. I smiled.
"Thanks Angel."
"Give it back," Fang said.
"No," I stuck my tongue out at him and Iggy. They both scowled.
"Let's run now, Fang, before she reads it. At least we get a head start before she hunts us down," Iggy mumbled while my eyes narrowed even more.
"Yeah, let's go." They did a running take off.
I sat in their place and opened the lap top: (A/N: dun dun DUN)
10 Ways to Annoy Max
1. Tell her you caught Fang making out with the Red Haired Wonder. Then tell her you happened to have your digital camera when you caught them. Ask Max if she wanted to look for an internet café so you can show her the video you took that you uploaded in Youtube. (Make sure, you have your camera again.)
2. Pay Angel to tell Max that the group of girls standing nearby was thinking nasty thoughts about Fang.
3. OR (if there weren't any girls standing near by) pay Angel to tell Max what you were thinking when you're having a Fangalator moment. (Heheh, I'm always having one of those.)
4. Run up and down the sidewalk the flock happened to be standing on and scream, "These robotic wolves with wings threatened to kill me if I don't find 6 mutant kids! Has anyone seen them? Please help save my life!" Before Max can get the flock away from the crazed human(you), walk up to her and shout, "Have you seen these kids with wings?" Before she can deny, whisper, "I love your books, Max. I wish I had wings, too." (I got 2 words for you: Run. Fast.)
5. Constantly remind her, that Fang wrote a whole blog just about Brigid.
6. Walk by her, and say too loudly, "Yes, Voice. I get it. Blah, blah the whole save the world crap. I have a life. Get someone who doesn't to do it." Then rub your temples.
7. Show Max the Rated M fanfics based on FAX. Make sure you do this AWAY from your personal belongings. Brace yourself for uber puke-anation.
8. Read the Fax in all four books to her. Then say how she ran away after every make out. (Mention this over and over and over…oh, you get the point.)
9. Mention how Angel can read her mind every time Max thinks about Fang and that you feel sorry for the kid since she's only 6, but is getting Rated R thoughts coming from her flock leader.
10. Suddenly scream at her face, "If you don't want him, then SAY so, so I can finally make my move! Hurry, up woman! There are other girls in line." Then mutter, "And to think you had super speed."
"ARGH!" I shouted. "Come on, guys. Let's go hunt down those two."
They all laughed, and grabbed our packs.
We took off before you could say, energizerbunniesaresooonotfullofenergyitsjustthebattery.
Those jerks are going to be dead before sundown.
Press that button down there...you know you want to. (wiggles eyebrows)