Snowstorm: Hey! It's me! Snowstorm. You host for 'Ask the warriors!' And this is my co-host, Leaffall.
Leaffall: Hi. Ok guys! Our first guest is Sunpool! Give it up for Sunpool!
Sunpool: Hey... Uh... Why am I here?
Snowstorm: Your here because we said so. Got it?
Sunpool: (gulps) Ok.
Leaffall: So. First question: Who did you like from your old clan?
Sunpool: Do I have to answer that question?
Snowstorm: Answer it you big kit!
Sunpool: (gulps) Ok, Snowstorm! Umm... I liked Patchpaw...
Snowstorm: Cute...
Audience: Aww...
Patchpaw (now Patchfoot): I LIKED YOU TOO! Until you went away...
Sunpool: Really?
Patchfoot: Really, Sunpool... (gaze at each other lovingly)
Leaffall: Ok... This is awkward... (looks to Snowstorm)
Snowstorm: No kidding...
Leaffall: Okay! Shoo! (Sunpool and Patchfoot go through the exit) Thrushfur! Get up here!
Thrushfur: Uhh... How did I get here?
Leaffall: Doesn't matter. Just answer the question.
Thrushfur: Ok...
Leaffall: What is going on between you and Snowstorm?
Snowstorm and Thrushfur: (blush) NOTHING!
Leaffall: (raises eyebrow) Umm... Ok?
Snowstorm: Lets get on to the next question shall we?! (takes question cards from Leaffall) Ok! Next up is a guy named Firestar... (Thrushfur exits the room)
Firestar: Hello. (enters the room)
Audience: FIRESTAR! OH MY GOSH! HE'S REALLY HERE!
Snowstorm: First of all for mine and Leaffall's sake... Who are you?
Firestar: I am one of the legendary leaders of the forest... Who might I ask are you?
Leaffall: I'm Leaffall and this is Snowstorm. We're in a prophecy together and stuff... I live in Colorclan and she lives in Snowclan...
Firestar: Ok. What is the question?
Snowstorm: How were the clans made? To be more specific Snowclan, Colorclan, Fireclan and Flowerclan.
Firestar: Ok. Well since I'm dead... I know all-
Snowstorm and Leaffall: Wo-wo-wo-wo-woah. You're what?!
Firestar: I'm dead. Back to what I was saying...
Leaffall: No. Not back to what your saying! How are you here!?
Firestar: I'm in Starclan or what you now call Moonclan. Moonclan warriors come down from the heavens and talk to leaders and medicine cats. And sometimes we come back down from Moonclan and be on your shows to answer the questions cats that are living cannot.
Leaffall: Ok. We're sorry for interrupting. Carry on.
Firestar: I know all about how your clans were made. So off with the story! But I think Bramblestar will explain it better.
Bramblestar: Hey! I'm Bramblestar. Ok so the story. It was all a long, long, long, long, long, long-
Snowstorm: Enough with the 'long's we get it! Get on with the story!
Audience: YEAH! SHUT UP BRAMBLESTAR!
Bramblestar: (huffs) Fine. The old clans, Thunderclan, Riverclan, Windclan and Shadowclan, had a big war against each other and when the war was over... the clans had very few numbers within them. So the clans made different clans. They recruited loners and rouges into their clans and they then made a journey to new territories. Found a type of place where they could commune with Starclan or what you call Moonclan. Then when they all got sick of each other the clans split up and found new territories days journey apart from each other and settled again.
Everyone: (cricket noises)
Bramblestar: What?
Everyone: (cricket noises)
Bramblestar: WHAT?!
Snowstorm: Wow...
Leaffall: Yeah... No kidding...
Firestar: So anymore questions?
Snowstorm: Nope. At least not for this episode...
Leaffall and Snowstorm: This was 'Ask the warriors!' See ya next time!