Could it be?! A TWEWY fic that doesn't involve Kariya and Rhyme as the main pairing? Yes, it is. I really want to do more for the fandom, and if it means going a little out of my normal zone, that's fine! I really hope y'all enjoy it! -Element

"Eri, we need to talk," Shiki said, holding Mr. Mew.

"Alright, girlfriend. What do you need?" Eri said, drawing a new design in her sketch pad. "Is it dating advice?"

"What? No!" Shiki said. "I'm not dating Neku!"

"Right, like you and Neku are so not perfect for each other...Anyway, what is it?" Eri asked.

"Um...well...I wanted to talk about what happened yesterday."

"Shiki...please, no," Eri said.

"No. We need to talk about it so we can get over it, as a united team on a united front. Besides, it was sort of funny, in a horrible way."

"Your boyfriend being forced into a gothic lolita outfit by that creepy blonde kid was funny?"

"No! I mean the other thing that happened. That blonde's name was Joshua, and Neku is not my boyfriend!"

"Wait, are you talking about that one blonde girl hanging out with that creepy orangette? That was just a little weird, not funny."

"That's Rhyme and Kariya, and they're best friends. Somehow. That wasn't what I meant, though!"

"Are we talking about that skateboarder kid-"

"Beat, and no, we're not talking about him either!"

"Then what in Shibuya are we supposed to be talking about?"

"We're talking about how Makoto thought we were dating, Eri!"

"Uh, Shiki, Makoto thought Ai and Mina were dating."

"Oh. It must have been something else then..." Shiki sighed, sitting on Eri's bed. There was a long silence, until, as Neku walked into the room, Shiki figured out what she wanted to get over.

"Aha! That's it!" Shiki declared dramatically, pointing her finger and standing up quickly.

"What's it?" Neku and Eri asked.

"It was when that Prince Eji totally dissed the dress we made together! That's what it was!"

"Huh?" Neku asked.

"Yeah! Spicy tuna roll of a dress my foot!" Eri shouted, standing up. "We'll show him!"

"Uh...I thought you guys liked that guy," Neku commented.

"We do. It's just funny because the one time we get to meet him in person, he disses our design," Shiki explained.

"I think you mean 'ironic', Shiki," Neku sighed.

"In any case, we are a united front, and we will boycott him!" Eri declared.

"Yeah!" Shiki agreed. The two girls bolted out of the room and Neku rolled his eyes.

"Typical girls..."