Ren: Okay, Fleet Street was-
Cota: Horrifying! I lost my pony-tail!
Ren: We're not dead.
Cota: Thank you Kobi!
Ren: Tobi.
Cota: I hope he makes it okay.
Ren: He will. Well shall we?
Cota: Oh, boy, sure.
Ren: Okay, Kitten?
Kitten: See ya!
Cota: Wait, she's blond! I'm not blond, you're not blond! What-
Ren: Wait. I do not own pet shop of horrors.
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"Now Leon, eat with a fork!" Count D whined.
Leon sighed and picked up a spoon. D growled "LEON-"
KNOCK KNOCK
"Who could that be at such a late hour?" D asked.
The pet shop owner opened the door to see a little girl with blond hair and green eyes. She looked a lot like Chris, Leon's little brother who was living with his aunt in America, but was taller, thinner and older than the now nine year old.
She looked at D, and then cocked her head.
"Um, Hello?" D said nervously.
"Is there a Leon Orcot here?" She asked. Her tongue was American, but with a small trace of Japanese.
D nodded. "Yes, but what would a charming young lady like you want from a stray like him?" D asked.
The girl smiled. "Oh I've waited my whole life to see him." She said.
D smirked. "Well come on in."
The girl walked into the sitting room. Leon looked at her curiously. She gasped.
"Are you Leon Orcot?" She asked.
"Yeah…" Leon said.
"Before you came to Japan, did you use to live in L.A?"
"Yeah…"
"Are you a police officer?"
"Yeah…"
"Do you know who I am?"
"…No…"
The girl smiled brightly.
"Well, my name's Koneko Hanashiro. But you can call me Kitten." She said.
"Why are you here so late?" Leon asked. "Wont your parents worry?"
Kitten smiled sadly. "My mom's dead."
"What about your dad?" Leon asked.
"I'm looking at him."
D was just pouring tea for their new guest when he heard Leon.
"DEEEEEEEEEE!!"
D put down the hot water and hurried to the living room. "What's wrong?" He asked.
Leon was pointing at the girl and stammering. "M-m-m-my, my, my-she-Ahh!" He yelled and stood.
D looked at Leon and said "What?"
Leon shook his head. "She called me her dad!"
D's jaw dropped. "You? A father?" He asked. "I can believe it, but at the same time I cant!" He said shaking his head.
Kitten stood up.
Kitten sighed. "Let me try this again." She said. "My name is Koneko Kitten Hanashiro and twelve years ago you lost your virginity to my mom. So…Hi Dad."
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Cota: Oh! She's like Kureno.
Ren: Uh-huh. Please review!