It was an average day in the guild. Natsu and Gray were fighting over some stupid thing, Happy was bugging Lucy for fish, people were partying, drinking, dancing, you know, the usual stuff. Erza was munching on her delicious strawberry cake while talking to Wendy about her mission a few days ago with Team Natsu.

"OKAY! Fine." Lucy walked up to Mira. "Mira, can I have a fish please? I just wanna shut Happy up." A faint 'HEY!' was heard in the background from a certain blue cat.

"Sure thing, just let me-"

Before Mirajane could finish her sentence, a large object came barrelling through the guild roof at a tremendous speed, hitting the ground with such force, the floorboards came flying through the air like daggers, endangering anybody who was unlucky enough to be in the direct path of one. Dust filled the air in a thick smog causing many people to cover their mouths and noses and go into coughing fits.

"What the… hell." Gray said between coughs. His fight with Natsu was just interrupted by an unidentified, crashing, pain in his ass.

Lucy had Happy pressed into her chest, determined on protecting him from danger while she was face down on the ground, her legs against her chin, creating a cage of protection for him. Her eyes were shut closed and her teeth were grit. She remembered diving back to the booth where Happy was, her only goal based on protecting him from potential danger.

After she felt the ground finally stop shaking from the impact from that strange object, her eyes slowly opened and she loosened her grip on Happy, allowing him to breathe. He popped his head out of Lucy's chest desperate for air, but was only greeted by the sting of dust in his eyes and dust invading his lungs. He coughed violently and Lucy pushed him back down while she got some handkerchiefs out of her purse. She tied them around his and her noses and mouths to filter out the dust.

"Natsu!? Gray!? Erza!?" Lucy cried out, squinting to prevent the dust from burning her eyes anymore.

"Lucy!" Natsu cried out. His body slowly took form in the dust as he came closer and closer to her. When he was finally in her vision, she saw that he had his scarf tied around his nose and mouth like them.

"I can barely smell with this dust everywhere! What happened? I can't see shit." He questioned, taking Happy from her.

"I don't know, where's Wendy? And get Max, maybe they can clear the dust." Lucy was always a quick thinker. Maybe that's why Mavis liked her so much.

As if by telepathy, Carla opened the doors to the guild. Wendy used a Sky Dragon's Roar to blow out most of the dust, without destroying much of the doorway.

"Max! You can help too! Direct the dust and sand out of the guild!" Lucy yelled out.

Without hesitation, he quickly started pushing the debris out of the guild. It poured down the steps like water, into the streets, freaking citizens out. Other children played in the sand as if they were at the beach, building castles and burying themselves in it.

The guild, once again, turned their attention to the object that crashed only moments ago, disrupting their happy-fun times. Through the remaining dust, all they could see was a dark orb about as big as Droy.(A/N: Ahaha. Bcuz he's fat. Aahahaha…. I'll stop now.. :c)

"I'm going to take a look." Erza said sternly. She walked up and soon the object became clearer. It was a silver, metallic capsule with a blue-tinted, downward-curved window. She quickly re-equipped her sword and brought her guard up, incase of sudden foreign life from who-knows-where.

The pod cracked open letting out a large hissing noise along with a small amount of steam. The hatch opened slowly and Erza raised her guard, inching forward slowly.

A dark, female figure slowly began to rise from the orb once it was completely open. She wasn't the most curvaceous, in fact, she was lacking some in the chest and badunkadunk area. But this was just her silhouette. You could see the outline of her loose-fitting clothes, and the shagginess of her ruffled short hair, with long bangs in the front, which seemed to give off a sort of aquamarine glow to it. Blue-ish, aquamarine, square-like shape glowed through the remains of the dust around the neck area.

The figure yawned, stretching her 5' 4'' figure from being stuck in that small pod for who-knows-how long.

"IDENTIFY YOURSELF!" Erza demanded sternly, pointing her sword in the very direction of the person.

She paused from the stretching and quickly turned her head towards the scarlet haired mage.

The dust was beginning to subside and you could clearly see the girl now. Her skin was a VERY unnatural metallic silver, which still looked very soft, like normal skin. Long, black, tear stains went down from her eye to the sides of her chin (Like Ulquiorra from Bleach). Her hair was indeed, a bright aquamarine, very short in the back (boy style almost), with long bangs that extended to her middle breasts. Her upper bangs flared out (like Mizore from Rosario + Vampire: Just google her, their hair is like EXACTLY alike almost). Black headphones covered her ears didn't go over her head (Like Defoko Utane's. Just google it T_T)

On her body was a dark gray, low cut, one-button vest that clasped at the middle chest and flared out at her waist. A large,metallic, bulky belt wrapped around her waist, over her black short shorts, holding up her striped, baggy garter socks. The socks were tucked lazily into her bulky, knee-high, robotic boots, a single lengthy gem on each of her shins.

On her arms were large gauntlets that matched her boots, covering every finger but her thumb and pinky finger. A large collar hung on her neck, a large gem in the center, glowing with a bright, aquamarine light.

"Aaahh…. that's better. Oh, OH GROD! I MADE IT! I ACTUALLY MADE IT! OH WOW, WOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY HERE!" She said running around excitedly.

"Oh yea!" She said looking back at Fairy Tail. "I'm Jiwi. Jiwi Hatsune."


So, yeah. Sorry, no action and shit yet... BUT THERE WILL BE SOON. I'll mostly be putting random cartoons and animes into the story (Mostly Adventure Time though. Each series will get at least 5 chapters, for 5 or 4 episodes and a fight w/ one of the Fairy Tail members. Ready to see Gaara VS Max? Or maybe Gumball VS Happy? (FIGHT OF THE BLUE CATS!) Tell me which series to add if you will, and if you see any possible counterparts (Like Gumball and Happy), be sure to tell me about them. It'll make everything the more interesting for everybody.

Oh yea, I do NOT own Fairy Tail or any series that will mentioned in this story. I just own my OC. :3 She'll be the one opening portals to other series and showing them episodes of stuff.

SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN (ATTACK ON TITAN) IS GUARANTEED TO BE INCLUDED 100%. But they'll be doing Fairy Tail episodes 1st. -3- And maybe a few fanfics? Idk, i'll see when i get to it.

Baiii

~Le Magic Taco