DUMB AND DUMBEREST WHEN HARRY MET RON
Harry woke up with his head hurting "Hmm" he said "I've got that weird feeling in my head again." He looked over and a slurpee cup was lying next to him. "Dude I've got that umm uhhhhhhhh head cold yeah." He got up and hit his head on the low cupboard ceiling "Cool". He lay back and sat up again and again repetitively hitting his head on the ceiling. After a while he stopped "Hey my head colds gone." He got up avoiding the ceiling this time. "Attack me will ya?" he said to it. He turned around and hit his head on the top of the door frame.
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At that time Ron Weasly was getting up. He yawned just as a magnet landed in his mouth. Not caring at all he swallowed it. He was used to this by now so he just got up and looked out the window. It was a flat blanket of pure white snow outside. "DUDE BOO-YA SNOWDAY" he turned on the radio beside his bed and listened to the weather "There is amazingly snow around this place which is pretty strange since it is in the middle of July. This is a list of the schools that will be closed." Ron listened closely crossing his fingers under the desk. The weatherman laughed "Duh there can't be a snow day you people live at the school." Ron looked horrified he hadn't studied for his test. He had to get to school fast and get the answers from that smart girl. Without even eating breakfast he ran out.
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Harry woke up five minutes later and looked at his wrist "Dude where's my watch?" He looked around for a few more minutes and then decided to go and borrow Dudley's. He crept out of his cupboard carefully remembering what happened last time Dudley caught him with his watch. He looked at the pure gold 1,000 dollar Rolex watch. It was under a glass globe but Harry who still had a hint of brain freeze didn't notice. He reached for it and quickly drew his hand back. "OUCH!" he cried as he was shocked by a hint of electricity form the globe. The shock had sent a bowling ball flying and hitting Harry's toe with a thud. As Harry was hopping on one foot he heard Dudley scream "AHA NOW I CAUGHT YOU." Harry grabbed a vase knocked the globe off the watch and ran. He looked at it and saw he was late for school. He hadn't studied for his test. He put the watch in his pocket and noticed Dudley chasing him he ran as fast as he could partly because he was trying to get away from Dudley and partly he had to get the answers for the test from that hot chick.
Harry woke up with his head hurting "Hmm" he said "I've got that weird feeling in my head again." He looked over and a slurpee cup was lying next to him. "Dude I've got that umm uhhhhhhhh head cold yeah." He got up and hit his head on the low cupboard ceiling "Cool". He lay back and sat up again and again repetitively hitting his head on the ceiling. After a while he stopped "Hey my head colds gone." He got up avoiding the ceiling this time. "Attack me will ya?" he said to it. He turned around and hit his head on the top of the door frame.
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At that time Ron Weasly was getting up. He yawned just as a magnet landed in his mouth. Not caring at all he swallowed it. He was used to this by now so he just got up and looked out the window. It was a flat blanket of pure white snow outside. "DUDE BOO-YA SNOWDAY" he turned on the radio beside his bed and listened to the weather "There is amazingly snow around this place which is pretty strange since it is in the middle of July. This is a list of the schools that will be closed." Ron listened closely crossing his fingers under the desk. The weatherman laughed "Duh there can't be a snow day you people live at the school." Ron looked horrified he hadn't studied for his test. He had to get to school fast and get the answers from that smart girl. Without even eating breakfast he ran out.
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Harry woke up five minutes later and looked at his wrist "Dude where's my watch?" He looked around for a few more minutes and then decided to go and borrow Dudley's. He crept out of his cupboard carefully remembering what happened last time Dudley caught him with his watch. He looked at the pure gold 1,000 dollar Rolex watch. It was under a glass globe but Harry who still had a hint of brain freeze didn't notice. He reached for it and quickly drew his hand back. "OUCH!" he cried as he was shocked by a hint of electricity form the globe. The shock had sent a bowling ball flying and hitting Harry's toe with a thud. As Harry was hopping on one foot he heard Dudley scream "AHA NOW I CAUGHT YOU." Harry grabbed a vase knocked the globe off the watch and ran. He looked at it and saw he was late for school. He hadn't studied for his test. He put the watch in his pocket and noticed Dudley chasing him he ran as fast as he could partly because he was trying to get away from Dudley and partly he had to get the answers for the test from that hot chick.