Bloopers
Chapter 1 – Bloopers
(Elle's Mansion – Take 10)
Zoey: Will anyone understand my life as a ninja speedster?
Director: Cut! You're to speed talk, Zoey.
Elle: *mutters* The one time she doesn't do it, she's supposed to!
(Elle's Mansion – Take 15)
*Elle disappears*
Zoey: Ellie!
Director: Cut!
Zoey: *frustrated* WHAT DID I DO WRONG? IT'S HER NAME!
Director: *angrily throws his hands in the air* It's Elle! E-L-L-E, Elle!
Zoey: *confused* What? Ellie, is this true?!
Elle: *Pops head from the sidelines and shrugs* The writers wanted to change it.
Zoey: Well then!
(Elle's Mansion – Take 5)
*Elle disappears*
Zoey: Elle, where are you? Don't leave-*disappears and falls on top of Elle*
Elle: *groans* Ouch, my back. Do I get a massage discount?
Director: Cut! First of all, NO IMPROV! Second of all, I'm sorry but you do not get a massage discount. Thirdly, KLARION!
Klarion: *Appears from behind the scenes, eating popcorn* What? A little pain never hurt anybody.
Director: *sighs*
(Above Mount Justice – Take 1)
Elle: *Appears and starts to fall but quickly starts flying*
Zoey: *Appears and falls* ARGH!
Elle: *Catches Zoey before she crashes onto Mount Justice* You okay?
Zoey: *Clings to Elle* THIS WASN'T IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION!
Elle: *Laughs* Come on, you fall ALL the time!
Zoey: *glares* You know what I meant!
Director: Cut! Klarion, you're supposed to teleport them IN Mount Justice not ABOVE!
Klarion: *laughs from sidelines*
(Two feet above the middle of the Atlantic Ocean – Take 2)
*Elle and Zoey fall into the ocean*
Zoey: *shivers while threading water* K-lll-ar-ion, I'll-I'll get youuu for this!
Elle: *Threads as well* SOMEBODY COME GET US!
Zoey: We're dead! We're DEAD! We're ALIVE but we're DEAD!
Elle: *rolls her eyes and flies out of the water to look for land* This is going to be a long day.
Zoey: Take me with you!
Elle: *sighs but picks up Zoey as she flies away to look for land*
(At the set)
Director: Klarion, where are they? They should be here by now!
Klarion: They're having a nice, relaxing dip in the Atlantic Ocean.
Director: *facepalms as picking up a walkie-talkie* Get the 'copters and search the Atlantic Ocean. *pauses and listens for a moment* Yeah, it's Klarion's fault.
(Sahara Desert – Take 3)
*Zoey and Elle appear, landing in the sand dunes*
Zoey: Aw, COME ON!
Elle: We're not getting paid enough.
Zoey: Why are we even doing this?
Elle: One word: Bart.
Zoey: *squeals, throwing sand in the air like confetti* OMGOSH I'M GOING TO MEET BART!
Elle: If we ever SURVIVE, that is. *Points at incoming sand storm*
(At the Set)
Director: *Growls* KLAARION!
Klarion: *Appears* You rang? *pets Teekl*
Director: So, where are they NOW?
Klarion: *smirks* Sahara Desert.
Director: *mutters* We really need to put trackers on them or something.
(Antarctica – Take 4)
*Zoey and Elle drop down into the freezing cold snow terrain of Antarctica*
Zoey: W-hat the heck wherrre are we? Thiiiiss is cooolder than the Atlantic Ocean! *Uses super speed to create friction to keep herself from completely freezing*
Elle: *Makes a small (unseen) fire for herself* I don't know, Alaska?
Zoey: *Glares* MAKE THE FREAKING FIRE ALREADY!
Elle: *Smirks* Alright, alright. *Concentrates and makes the fire bigger to share the warmth*
Zoey: *Moans in delight* Thank you!
Elle: What would you do without me?
Zoey: *reluctantly* Die…
(At the set)
Director: Where are they?!
Nightwing: The tracker says they're in the room.
Impulse: *picks up a tracker* Uh, guys? They left the trackers behind.
Director: *Repeatedly face-clipboards* KLARION!
Klarion: *Appears, petting Teekl again* Yes?
Director: WHERE. ARE. THEY?
Klarion: Last I checked they were in Antarctica.
Robin: Antarctica? Are you crazy?! They could freeze to death!
Klarion: *Waves his hand carelessly* Relax. That Ambrosia girl controls fire, right?
Director: Ember.
Blue Beetle: What if cold is her weakness?
Klarion: *Nonchalantly shrugs* Then you better go look for them.
Cassandra Cox: Surprisingly, it's not.
*Everyone turns around and stares at the newcomer*
Beast Boy: Uh, who are you?
Cassandra Cox: *Smirks* You'll find out later. *Disappears*
(Some poor town in Mexico – Take 5)
*Zoey and Elle drop down from the sky to the middle of the town square*
Elle: I'm getting REALLY tired of this.
Zoey: Ditto.
*Mexican people come and start questioning them in Spanish, admiring their school uniforms*
Mexican Person 1: ¿Quién es usted? ¿Qué estás haciendo aquí? [Who are you? What are you doing here?]
Zoey: *takes a deep breath* Yo y mi amigo son actrices. Tuvimos algunos problemas técnicos y terminó aquí. [Me and my friend are actresses. We had some technical problems and ended up here.]
Mexican Person 2: Usted habla bien el español. Es usted de aquí? [You speak Spanish well. Are you from here?]
Zoey: *laughs* No, yo soy de Perdida. ¿Tiene un teléfono celular se puede pedir? [No, I'm from Perdida. Do you have a cell phone we can use?]
Mexican Person 3: No. Puede haber una zona residencial sin embargo. [No. There might be one uptown though.]
Zoey: *nods* ¡Gracias! [Thank you!] *turns to Elle* They don't have a cell phone but they said there might be one uptown.
Elle: *shocked* …Since when do you speak Spanish?
Zoey: It's my original country's language; of course Dad would make me learn it.
Elle: Alright, ready to fly?
Zoey: *Waves arms dramatically* No, no, no! I'm not flying with you again. I'm not going to rely on you ever again. You fly solo, pal! I'm running! *Speeds off*
(At the set)
Director: This has to stop Klarion!
Klarion: *Innocently smiles* Why? It's amusing.
Director: Klarion…we need them for the movie.
Klarion: *sighs* Fine, they're in some Mexican village, I didn't really pay attention where.
*Director's cell phone rings*
Director: *answers* Hello, who is this?
Person on other end: *grumpily* Santa Claus! Who do you think?
Director: *gulps* Elle.
Person on the other end: We're on the Mexican-Texas border but we can't go through, something about passports I believe.
Director: *Sighs* We'll bring the 'copters over. *To Klarion* This would be a lot easier if you teleported them back!
Klarion: *pouts* But this is much more fun!
Director: *growls*
(Eiffel Tower, Paris, France – Take 6)
*Elle and Zoey fall and drop safely on the top of the Eiffel Tower*
Zoey: I can't wait to fight him later on!
Elle: He's dead, he's so dead!
Zoey: Hey I think I have my phone; there must be cell phone reception in Paris!
Elle: Can you afford the minutes to call across the globe?
Zoey: No I guess we're struck, huh.
Elle: *smirks and takes out her phone*
Zoey: *glares* Minutes, remember?
Elle: *gives Zoey a look*
Zoey: *Realization* Oh, right. Daughter of a billionaire, whoop-de-do.
*Elle talks on the phone and then hangs up*
Elle: They said we can wait in Paris while they come pick us up.
Zoey: Awesome! Can we go eat at some fancy restaurant?
Elle: *laughs* Sure. *Picks up Zoey and flies off of the Eiffel Tower*
Zoey: This is so humiliating!
(IN Mount Justice – Take 7)
*Elle appears*
Elle: *goes limp with relief and falls on the ground*
*Zoey appears, falling onto Elle with relief as well*
Elle: *grunts* Zoey, off me!
Zoey: Huh? Oh, sorry. *rolls over*
*The two lay on the ground, not doing anything*
Director: Uh, cut! WHAT are you doing?
Zoey: Give us a break!
Elle: Yeah, we almost crashed into Mount Justice, took a dip in Atlantic Ocean, survived a sandstorm in the Sahara Desert, survived the harsh coldness of Antarctica, landed in a small Mexican village with no cell phones available, hitched hiked to almost Texas and stayed in Paris, France waiting for you guys to come pick us up!
Zoey: And all because of KLARION!
Klarion: *Off on the sidelines* Hey, I give you a free trip to Paris! Doesn't every girl dream of going there?
Zoey: Okay, that was fun compared to all the others, but still!
Director: *constantly face-clipboarding* EVERYONE TAKE FIVE!
(During the break)
Zoey: Okay, we have two minutes left. Are you sure you can change the password in time?
Elle: *gives Zoey a look* Are you seriously doubting moi?!
Zoey: I think we spent too much time in France, Ami. [Friend]
Elle: Oui. [Yeah] *finishes hacking* I'm done!
Zoey: *Spits out drink* WHAT?!
Elle: *smirks* What, jealous of my hacking skills?
Zoey: *glares* Of course not!
Director: One minute left, everyone get into your places!
(Mount Justice – Take 1)
Zoey: Whoa, how are you doing that?
Elle: *grins* Like I said, "Same system as the Batcave!" Kidding, kidding. How could I possibly know how to hack into the Batcave? I just typed in Playwing!
Nightwing: *Spits out his coffee all over the director* Excuse me?! I'm NOT a player! Besides, that's NOT the password.
Director: Ah!
Elle: *Wave her hand carelessly* It is now!
Director: First of all, ouch! Second of all—
Zoey: You like listing off your subjects, don't you?
Director: *Ignores and continues* Cut! That wasn't in the script, NO IMPROV! Third of all, new rule: NO. COFFEE!
Nightwing: Seriously? Coffee's a Bat's best friend!
Zoey: Aw, come on! We all know that Playwing's a player, it would be the perfect password, no one would ever guess it!
Nightwing: I despise the name!
Director: *Glares* NO. IMPROV!
(Mount Justice – Take 2)
Zoey: Whoa, how are you doing that?
Elle: *grins* Like I said, "Same system as the Batman!"
Zoey: *Bursts into a fit of laughter*
Elle: *Realizes* I meant Bat-CAVE! *Laughs*
Batman: *Crosses arms and glares*
Zoey: *Slowly stops chuckling* H-hey Batty, how's it going?
Elle: *Keeps laughing* Oh my gosh, opps! What are you doing here?
Director: Cut! *Turns to look at Batman* Batman, wha-what are you doing here?
Batman: Supervising.
Director: Uh, that-that's my job.
Batman: *Bat-glares* I'm here to make sure things are said correctly.
Director: *Cringes* Alright, then.
(Mount. Justice – Take 17)
Elle: *waves her arms in exasperation* Are you kidding me? They're superheroes! I'm not pranking superheroes!
Zoey: Oh come on! You're telling me we're not considered superheroes? I have super-speed, you can fly and throw firebells! Firebells, Elle!
*Elle starts laughing*
Zoey: I mean who doesn't love Firebells with their firey clang and their heroic ringing for JUSTICE! I mean, you're *starts laughing* practically a musician who saves lives on the side!
Director: Cut! Zoey, for the seventeenth time this scene, NO IMPROV! I mean I told no, the writers wrote this way for a reason and you know what happens during improv?! *Starts waving arms around dramatically* People HATE your ideas! They are NOT funny! You're just making this TAKE longer! I can get you fired, you know, and we can replace with someone who LISTENS!
*Zoey's and Elle's Lawyers watch the rant*
Elle's Lawyer: *Clears throat* Ahem.
Director: *Turns around* Oh, hey…
*Lawyers and Director have a hushed conversation*
Chapter 2 – Bloopers
Director 2: Hey guys, I'm your new director! The other one was fired for unknown to me reasons… But you girls get a raise!
Zoey: YES! *pumps fist in the air*
Elle: Cool.
Zoey: You don't value money enough! I mean, what if your dad went bankrupt!
Elle: Why would he? He has a job… He's CEO and owner of Steel Enterprises and he has billions of dollars.
Zoey: What if he spent it all?
Elle: *Sarcastically* Oh yeah, because my dad would randomly spend billions of dollars on something. Very logical.
Zoey: *crosses arms* You don't need to be so smug about it.
Director 2: Uh guys, we should probably start. Places everybody!
(Mount Justice – Take 1)
Computer: *announcing designation codes for the team members*
Playwing—B01
The Nerd—B20
Green Prankster—B19
*Gar and Tim burst into a fit of giggles*
Nightwing: *mutters* This is not asterous, girls! *tries to continue on until the director says cut*
Computer:
Enthusiastic Fangirl—B21
Angst Boy—B04
Superboy: *grumbles* Stupid computers.
Computer:
Futuristic Speedster—B23
Blue Backbreaker—B22
Playwing Lover—B16
Hello Megan—B05
Guardian Girlfriend—B17
*Everyone broke into a chaos of confusion, talking over eachother*
Director 2: *takes out megaphone* Cut!
Nightwing: Girls, I am going to break my code!
Batgirl: Same. Who would love a player? No offense, Playwing. *smirks*
Director 2: There will be no killing until after the movie!
Stagehand: *whispers to Zoey* Zoey, that's your que!
Zoey: *