Disclaimer: I didn't make any money off of this, the characters aren't mine. (What's the point of this? Its not like GL or his people are actually going to find this...)

"Tell me a story?"

"Its already past your bedtime, little bantha. I think you should get some sleep."

"Please? I'll go to sleep right after, I promise! Please, please please! I won't ask for another one until I'm old! Please?"

"Alright, alright! Just calm down. Now, let me think. I believe all good stories begin with...oh, what was that phrase? Oh yes, Once upon a time..."

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"There lived two very different people from two very different worlds-a boy and a girl, and their lives were very different.

The girl was very smart, beautiful, and compassionate. ("What does 'compassionate' mean?" "Hushm little one, I'll remind you to look it up in your reader tomorrow.") Many people looked up to her, and she became the queen of her planet. She wore many beautiful robes, and was always protected by her handmaidens and faithful subjects.

Then one day, evil men came to destroy the peace of the queen's planet. They hurt many of her people, and the queen was very sad. She decided to go on her ship with her handmaidens and ask for help from a powerful planet that could help her make the bad men go away.

On the way to the big powerful planet, her ship was damaged, and the girl had to land on our planet ("You mean Tatooine? She came here? Wow. I bet lotsa people came to see her and say 'hi'. I bet she-" "Do you wish to hear the rest of the story? Settle down, or you can go to sleep right now.")

("Where was I now? Ah yes...")

The queen's ship was damaged, and she was forced to land here, on Tatooine, with her entourage. ("What's that mean?" *sigh* "The group she was travelling with." "Oh, okay.") They needed some parts to fix their ship, so they came here, and met your fa-, er, the boy.

He was just a little boy, and working as a slave in a junkyard. He and his mother were very poor, yet they were kind enough to shelter the girl and her friends in their house during a sandstorm.

To be safe, the queen couldn't dress like she usually did, and came to town in a disguise, so the boy and his mother didn't know she was a queen.

Two of the queen's friends were called 'Jedi'. They were special people, and sensed that the boy was special too. The boy won a race to help them pay to fix their ship, and the boy was able to come with them.

The boy and the girl became friends, and the boy found out she was a queen. He helped her make the bad men leave her people alone. There was a big celebration, and the boy became a hero.

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"Then what happened? Did they live happily ever? Like in fairy tales?"

"Oh, maybe they did. All I know is that they grew up, and had twins; a boy, and a girl."

"Then what?"

"My, my...aren't we full of questions tonight? Perhaps you should go to sleep now."

"Just one more...what happened to the twins?"

"I think we'll save that story for another time. Good night, Lukie. Don't let the Sarlacc bite."

"Goodnight, Aunt Beru."


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