Warning: Incest, Yaoi, Yuri, and Henti. Also, there are Gender Benders. This is not a fan fiction for people with high morals.
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Name: Hanizuka Kiba
Age: 16
Looks: (The one with the lollipop)
Personality: Quiet, calm, tomboyish, and a dare devil all describe Kiba. Was the first born of the twins and their parents wanted a boy so raised her like a boy. Protective of her twin and would hurt anyone that tries to pick on her. Rarely shows her emotions. Gets exasperated with Kana sometimes and just wants to ditch her, but keeps her around for Kana's sake.
Extra Info: Kiba is the first cousin of Muzuki. (A.k.a Hani)
Name: Hanizuka Kana
Age: 16
Looks: (pick above without the lollipop.)
Personality: tries to be like Kiba but more girly. Also has a more sensitive side that shows often. She is like the one that expresses both of their emotions. Could have almost any guy she wants but is in love with Kiba. Gets overprotective and jealous when anyone shows interest in Kiba.
Extra Info: Younger twin to Kiba and cousin to Muzuki.
!!!!Story Start!!!!
Kiba's POV~~~~
We were walking down the hall in the boy's uniform of Ouran High Academy. To the rich kids, Ouran High School. Though this was anything but a high school. More like a social gathering building with lots of separate parties. I and Kana were already invited to join several of these so called "study groups". More like "parties." We tend to just ignore them. They were all invites from girls that would stare and blush. They never looked us in the eyes. We walked down the hall, holding hands. We always did that. Never say anything wrong with it. Though this time, Kana was also dressed up as a dude. I guess it would give some people the wrong impression but we knew we weren't like that and that's all that matters. Or I was hoping Kana wasn't letting this go to her head. As we walked, Kana readjusted the strap of my guitar on my back to a better position. It was always like that. We had a connection that just lets the other know when we were in pain or discomfort. We smiled at each other then turned a corner. We came to a room that seemed to be quiet. It was the third music room. This was the room Muzuki said to meet him and Takashi in. We walked in and saw something we didn't expect. Six guys and one girl were standing in front of us with smiles on their faces saying welcome.
Kiba- Kana… Wanna run before we are dragged any further into this mad house?
Kana- That would seem the logical thing to do.
Muzuki- Kiba!! Kana!! You made it!
Kiba- Shit. Too late.
Kana- Hello Muzuki.
Kiba- Takashi.
Muzuki and Takashi ran over to you two while the others stared on in shock at the outburst. Muzuki was on my back and Takashi was standing on my other side. Kana had her arm around my waist so we couldn't be separated. I really didn't care. I was use to everyone clinging to me. It was something I had to get use to.
Muzuki- Kana! You look like Kiba!
Kiba- Except the hair. Didn't have time to straighten the hair.
Kana- Cause Kiba kept arguing about looking totally the same.
Kiba- Why would you want to look like me?
Kana- Cause I love Kiba most and look up to Kiba.
By this time, Kana had both arms around my neck and we were staring each other in the face. Not the eyes. Just looking each other in the face. I had one arm around her waist. Muzuki was use to this and Takashi was emotionless like usual. I looked away from Kana and toward Takashi.
Kiba- You still owes me a rematch. I haven't forgotten last time.
Takashi- What time.
I could see the small smirk he had on his face. We could read each other like an open book. I like Takashi. He wasn't always putting expectations on me like my parents. They were starting to let off some but still had some standers. I then looked over to the people that were watching us. Kana still had her arms around me and was now leaning against my chest. Head resting in the crock of my neck. We must look like a couple with this position. Muzuki was talking to Kana from Takashi's shoulder. It was always like this. I and Takashi were the protectors and the silent ones. Kana and Hani were the hyper ones that loved to socialize. Then Kana took her arms from around me and I walked to a window sill with the three following me. I sat on it and pulled out my guitar. While they sat on chairs around me, I practiced my guitar. Kana was sitting right beside me. Muzuki and Kana continued to talk while Takashi, sitting on my other side, listened to me play.
Blonde- Excuse me, but who are you?
Kiba- Hanizuka Kiba and Kana. Please to meet you.
I didn't offer a handshake or look up at him. I was tuning my guitar.
Blonde- Well I am Souh Tamaki! The King of the Host Club!
Kiba- So this is run by a monarchy? Must suck for the members. Being ruled under a dictatorship. Not having any say in the activities. Do you even know what a Host Club really is?
Tamaki- What? Of course I know. It's where handsome men, who have time, entertain women, who have time, to make a profit.
Kiba- Close, but wrong. It is handsome men that sell their bodies to make a profit. That doesn't just limit to entertaining them. If they pay a certain price, they would even serve "after hours" service.
Tamaki- After… Hours?
Kiba- in lame man's terms. You screw the customer.
Tamaki- What?! That is what a real Host Club is?!
Kiba- You can't be serious. You formed a Host Club and didn't know that? Didn't women ever offer to pay to be treated after hours?
Tamaki- Well… yes… but I thought they just wanted more time with us.
Kiba- Wrong. They wanted their favorite host to screw them.
By this time the others were around us listening to our conversation. I just noticed that they had an Ootori in their little group. I'm shocked that he never informed them of this. It was basic knowledge.
Ootori- Well we are not a traditional Host Club. We have more class than that.
Kiba- Or no one could offer a high enough price. I bet you got some good offers to though, right Ootori-san? Or you couldn't afford that one girl may get pregnant and all of your families' names would go down for being involved. Though this way, you could claim that you were all innocent minds and didn't know anything about what a real Host Club was. Especially with Blondie here to play innocent.
Tamaki- My Name is Souh Tamaki!
Kiba- You needs to earn my respect before I address you with a proper name.
Kana- Kiba, I'm bored now.
I got up and started to pack up my guitar. Then the other set of twins were in my face out of no where. Had they never heard of personal space?! I was about to yell at them when Kana pushed them away from me.
Kana- Stay away from my Kiba! Unless I say so, you can't touch him!
Kiba- Kana. That's enough.
Kana- But Kiba. I was-
Kiba- Udusai. Lets just go.
Kana- Hai…
Muzuki- Ah! I wanted to spend more time with you both though! Ne Takashi?
Takashi- Un.
Kiba- It think we over stayed our welcome. Plus, don't you have to open the club soon?
Muzuki- I think we could take one day off. You both just got here from China.
Kiba- Doesn't matter, Muzuki. We are living with you for this year.
Muzuki- That's right! But I still wanna spend time with you. Why don't you join the Host Club?!
Kana- You can't have Kiba!
Kiba- Kana…
Kana- No Kiba! I would keep quiet normally but this I will not go with this! They can't take you from me!
Muzuki- Kana can join too! We can't separate you two anyway. You are like Hika-chan and Kao-chan.
I look at the twins that were sort of glaring at Kana. I guess they were mad about her pushing them. Kana was now clinging to my arm and looked like she would never come off. I let out a sigh. This was going no where. So I decided to take a different approach.
Kiba- Muzuki. Why not have the Host club over this weekend so we can discuss this in a more comfortable environment. This is getting a little out of hand right now.
Muzuki- Hai! That's a good idea. Lets have it a Takashi's house though. You always did love the traditional Japanese stilled house best.
Kiba- Hai. We will be leaving now.
Kana- … Sayonara.
Kiba- Ja ne.
Me and Kana walked out of the room and headed to the Hanizuka mansion.
~FF to the Weekend~
We were at the Morizuka Mansion. I was sitting in a male Yukata along with Takashi and Hani. (The type that samurais wear) Kana was in a Kimono that matched my Yukata. It had red top and black pants. Her Kimono was red with Black butterflies and a black obi. I sat against a window with one leg propped up and leaning against the wall. Kana was leaning against me with her head on my shoulder and her legs folded to the side. Her ams where thrown over the leg I had propped up and my stomach. Muzuki was right in front of us at a long table eating cake, and Takashi was a little down the table watching him, making sure he didn't choke. It was good to get away from the Hanizuka mansion. Chika wouldn't stop challenging me to a duel. He was so happy I was there. He thought I would be the perfect brother. If I was a boy. I even taught him some new techniques. He was a fun kid. Though after a while, it got annoying. Kana stayed and watched the whole time. Chika was now practicing with Takashi's little brother. (I forgot his name)
Maid- Young masters, Young mistress. You have guest.
Takashi- Show them in.
A little while later, the host club came in. They looked around, but when they saw Kana and me, they had shocked faces on with jaws dropped. I think the fact that Kana was in a Kimono instead of a Yukata was shocking.
Kiba- Yep. She is a girl. Now stop staring at her.
The Host Club quickly diverted their eyes, though you saw Hikaru frequently glancing at her. She was oblivious to it. Kana was too focused on me. I just let out an exasperated sigh. Kana and I had a delicate relationship. We are twins by birth but Kana still developed… feelings that aren't supposed to be there for me. I don't know why. I think it came from me always being around her and protecting her. When she was little she called me her knight in armor and I let her, thinking nothing of it. Now I see the deeper meaning and am trying to get her off of that. Divert her attention to someone that can return her feelings. Plus, I want to hang out with my boyfriend. No one knows about him. Not even Muzuki. And that was a surprise in itself. I close my eyes to block everything out when my cell starts to vibrate. I pick it up and see it's a text from my boyfriend. I wonder how he managed that. I text back, not caring if anyone saw me text. It was his idea really to keep the relationship on the down low. If anyone saw me text they wouldn't care. Just wonder who Iwere texting.
Kana- Who you texting Kiba?
Kiba- A person. Don't worry about it.
Kana- Why won't you tell me?
Kiba- Because we need some differences. I need my secrets and you need yours. Let me have my own privacy.
Kana- But-
Kiba- Takashi. Lets have our match now. No audience.
Mori- Un. Muzuki.
Hani- It's alright Takashi. I'll stay here and talk to Kana and the others.
We walk out to the dojo. We had the maids block the pathways so that we couldn't be interrupted. It was hard for me to fight with people watching. It made me feel exposed. This way, no one is aware of how good I am except the person I'm against. Though the extent of that for them comes after a match. Takashi has a good Idea though. The thing is, as soon as the door was closed and locked behind me, Takashi had me in his arms and was kissing me. We had been dating for about a year now. It all started with my last visit. We just hit it off and decided that we wanted to be more than just friends. Though it wasn't really that serious. It was actually starting to calm down and lose interest. I could tell it was for him as well. The text Takashi sent me was to get away from the others. He was trying to see if there was still anything between us. Unfortunately, in the kiss, I felt nothing. Not even a spark.
Kiba- Well…
Takashi- Un.
Kiba- Still friends?
Takashi- Hai. So, lets spare.
We don't need any awkwardness or any dramatics. Our status can be determined just like that. We were to similar. Neither of us was putting in the effort needed to maintain a relationship. Just like that I went to single. Lets see what happens next.
When we had finished the match in a tie, there wasn't much we could do.
Kiba- You have gotten better.
Mori- Same to you.
Kiba- Well I practice.
Mori- And I don't?
Kiba- Exactly. We better get back before Kana kills someone.
When I had gotten back, I saw the last thing I would have expected. Kana was sitting in between Hikaru's legs. They looked like a couple. Kana looked at me and I just looked back. She was using him. It was another one of her plans. I just turned and walked into the hall. Kana ran after me. I could hear the others. They thought I was being spoiled with not thinking positive of my sister's relationship. I just rolled my eyes. Takashi probably rolled his eyes as well. He knew Kana's true feelings just like me. I often unload my problems onto him. Not expecting him to do anything about them, but it is nice to complain to someone. Takashi was a great listener.
Kana- Kiba! Wait! It's not like it looks!
Kiba- I know. I'm not stupid. But what you were trying to pull was stupid.
Kana- How else would I get you to pay attention to me?
Kiba- I do pay attention to you.
Kana- Not the way I want you to!
Kiba- That's never going to happen. Why can't you see what I do. That is not a possibility.
Kana- Why not?!
Kiba- Cause of who we are! Get over it! I don't see you in that way!
It was silent. I knew the others had heard our argument. They were right around the corner. They wanted to be there if they needed to help Kana from me. I always seemed to be stuck with the role of the bad guy when people looked at us. I just wanted people to see that I wasn't like that. They are the reason I don't let my emotions show anymore. Showing pain was just a weakness. I let no one see how I really feel. It would just end in disappointment. I turned to walk away and when I got a few feet, Takashi came from around the corner. Everyone expected him to go up to Kana and comfort her, but instead he placed a hand on my shoulder. He was always the one that understood. Always saw through my mask. That's why I liked him. He slowly guided me away from the others and to a room. He sat on a cushion on the floor, leaning against the wall, with me in his lap. I probably looked like a small hurt child. So embarrassing. I was showing weakness again. I wasn't paying attention so I didn't see the one twin that had followed and now had shocked eyes on his face. We probably look like something he had never seen before. Kana was probably being difficult right now. When she gets upset, no one can get near her but me. She would always attack others. Never me. After I had gotten a hold of myself, I got out of Takashi's lap.
Mori- Are you alright?
Kiba- Yeah. I better go see who Kana hurt this time.
When I came back to the hallway I left Kana in, she was huddled in a corner. The Host Club all, but Muzuki, Kaoru, and Kyouya-san had cuts all over them. They most have tried to comfort her. I walked right up to her. I didn't even have a look of sympathy.
Kiba- Stop crying. I'll leave you behind if you don't stop.
Kana- But you don't want me.
Kiba- Then why am I talking to you?
There was no reply. She then wiped her tears up and looked up and smiled at me. I reached down and she took my hand. I pulled her up and wrapped my arm around her waist.
Kiba- Lets go out and do something.
Kana- Ok! I wanna hang out with Kiba!
Kiba- You never change…
We then walked the room we had left some of our clothes in. When we came out we were in some regular clothes.
(Wearing this:
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We walked over to the room that the Host club was in.
Kiba- Are you guys coming or are we going by ourselves?
Muzuki- Wai! I wanna come!
Takashi- Un.
Twins- Yay! This was getting boring anyway.
Tamaki- Excellent idea! A field trip to get our minds off the tense moment. Let go to a commoner mall!
Kiba and Kana- Commoner mall? They have a mall called that here?
Kyouya- It's a mall where the people that are not as wealthy shop.
Kiba- Isn't that just a mall?
Kana- They must separate the rich from the poor a lot. So segregated.
We all walked out of the limo that was waiting for us. I sat by a door, Kana next to me and clinging to my arm. When we got to the mall, I just got out and Kana came with me. We looked around and there were a lot of people staring at us. I just shrugged it off and walked toward the entrance. Kana being dragged along. After we were in the mall, we finally noticed that the only ones with us were the twins. I see Hikaru whisper something to Kaoru then they both nod.
Kiba- If your trying to be slick, you not very good at it.
Hikaru- Hey Kana. Can you show me where a good store is?
Kana- Sure! I'll show you where Kiba shops! Lets go Kiba!
Kiba- … Nah. You go ahead. I want to go to the food court.
Kana- … oh. In that case, sorry Hikaru. Maybe later.
Hikaru- But going to the food court is boring!
Kiba- Kana. Why don't you show him? I'll wait for you at starbucks. I'll even get your favorite drink.
Kana- … Well, ok. But I'll be really quick so I can come back to you.
Kiba- Take your time. I'm not in a rush. I just need some caffine.
Kana- Kay. I'll be right back.
She finally let go of my arm, grabbed Hikaru by the elbow and dragged him off really fast. I stood watching with a blank face. When they were out of sight I sighed.
Kiba- Finally. Well. I expected you to go with them. Though I guess Hikaru left you as a distraction for me.
Kaoru- How did you…
Kiba- I knew from the beginning what your plan was. I just chose to go with it.
Kana- If you knew ,why didn't you intervine? Don't you want to keep your sister with you? You seemed to get mad at her when she was with Hikaru.
Kiba- That time? My contact was stuck in my eye. I had to get it out. Kana took it as a shot at her. I got no problem with her seeing someone. In fact, I want her to. Give me some free time to my self. I can't have a relationship around her. She scared off all of them but the last one.
Kaoru- What happened to the last one?
Kiba- We didn't feel anything for each other anymore. The thrill of it being a secret for just the two of us had died down.
Kaoru- Wow. Who was the lucky girl?
Kiba- I'm bisexual.
Kaoru- …………. What?!
Kiba- Oh. You didn't know?
Kaoru- How was I suppose to know?
Kiba- Don't know. Oh well. You know now.
We then walk by the food court. Kaoru looked back, then turned to me.
Kaoru- You really weren't going to the food court. Were you.
Kiba- Nope. Like Hikaru said, the food court is boring. Who would want to hang out there?
Kaoru- So where are we going?
Kiba- We? I know where I'm going. Where are you going?
Kaoru- Obviously with you.
Kiba- Well I guess your going with me to Victoria Secret then.
Kaoru- What?! Why do you need to go there?!
Kiba- Because. I need to get my mother a present. I was going to go to the body works section. What were you thinking? You thought I was going to go to the underwear part?
Kaoru- N-no! I'm not a pervert!
Kiba- What ever you say.
When we both walked into Victoria Secret, we were getting odd looks. I mean, we are supposedly two guys in a store for girls. I started to look through a collection of perfumes. Then a sales lady came up to us. She had a blush on her face and kept giving me some glances.
Sales Lady- C-can I help you with something?
Kiba- Yes. I need you opinion. What is the most popular sent for a thirty year old woman?
Sales lady: Oh! Your shopping for your mom?
She asked louder than necessary. She was letting the others know why we were here. I let a small smirk turn up one of the corners of my mouth. She lightly hooked her arm with mine and pulled me to a different section. Kaoru having no choice but to follow behind. He kept looking around uncomfortable. It was kind of cute. The girl let go of me and started to reach up for a box that was obviously to high. I leaned over her and grabbed the box. She had a hug blush when I looked at her face again. So did a majority of the girls in the store. The few guys were looking at me with aw.
Kiba- Is this the one?
Girl- Y-yes.
Kiba- Is this the best kind?
Girl- No. Put I thought that-
Kiba- Show me the best you have. My mother is allergic to some things in the cheap kind.
The girl then led me over to a different part of the store with more expensive perfume. I looked through them and then selected two of the one that smelled of cherry blossoms. They didn't have that kind. One for mother, and the other for Kana. The girl rung me up, and I saw her discreetly slip her number in my bag. On the way out, a lot of girls bumped into me and brushed against me. When we exited, we went to the food court. Kaoru sat down and I emptied all the cards and slips of torn paper from my bag and pockets that girls had slipped in.
Kaoru- Hahaha! You go into one store and come out with a full phone book!
Kiba- Yup. Too bad I'm not interested in any of them. Except there was a kind of cute strawberry blonde.
Kaoru- Really? I didn't see one. I think I was- …
Kaoru then started to blush while I sat down across form him with a sly smirk. He looked away from me and bites his lower lip.
Kaoru- That's not funny. I'm not gay, so don't start hitting on me.
Kiba- Yet you act like you're in love with your BROTHER. Besides, you're not my type. I was only playing with you.
Kaoru- What do you mean I'm not your type?!
Kiba- Simple. Not my type. You're too easy to see through.
Kaoru- SO out of the host, who would be your type?
Kiba- I only know Takashi and Muzuki. So I can't answer that fully. So at this point my favorite would be Takashi. Not everyone can read him, but he is not AS easy to read like other people.
Kaoru- I think you would like Kyouya.
Kiba- Well I would have to see about that.
Kaoru- So join the Host Club and see.
Kiba- What do I get out of this?
Kaoru- You get to miss some of school when the Host Club goes off.
Kiba- I have a better deal for you. If Hikaru is serious about Kana, and can get her to fall for him, I will do anything you say. I'll be your little servant for a half of a year. But if she is still in love with me by the end of the year, then you have to be my servant.
Kaoru- Deal. I think that Hikaru is pretty serious.
Kiba- No. He has to be dead serious about wanting Kana. Plus, I will be making it hard for him. Its part of the older sibling role.
Kaoru- Fine. But I will be helping Hikaru. Its part of the sibling role.
Kiba- Deal.
Kaoru- Deal.
We both shook on it then Kana and Hikaru showed up with the rest of the Host Club. Kana had a big bag with her. She quickly grabbed the seat next to me before anyone else could, and as if it wasn't close enough, she pulled it closer to mine so that they could have been a two-seater. I glanced at the bag and didn't even have to say anything.
Kana- look what I got you Kiba! Some shirts, This one is my favorite, some pants, yours are getting a lot of holes, and some new boxers.
At the boxers, the others chuckled. I showed no emotions. I didn't really care. Its not like they aren't wearing them.
Kiba- What are you laughing at. Its not like you don't wear them. Or are some of you wearing tighty-whities, maybe even going commando.
The others were now blushing. I let out a small chuckle then turned back to Kana. She was waiting for me to tell her what a good job she did.
Kiba- Why did you by me clothes? We were here so you could get some.
Kana- I wanted Kiba to come with me. So you can tell me what looks good and what doesn't.
Kiba- Nothing pink. Anything else is fine.
Kana- Then I'll get a black strippers outfit.
Kiba- Fine. Lets go.
It turned into the Host Club going and giving their opinion. Kana really only listened to mine though. Soon we left the mall with Kana having bought five big bags full of things. Me having to carry two, while Takashi took three. When we got outside, we saw two limos. I turn to look at the others when my name was called.
???- Kiba!
I looked around and the next thing I know is that someone has jumped onto me with their arms wrapped around my neck. I stumble back and instantly wrap my arms around a small waist. I look down and saw Tohru. She was at the mall with two guys and two girls. I grinned at her and walked with her still attached to me to the group that seemed to be following her. Kana following close behind.
Kiba- Tohru, Uo-chan, Hana-chan. What are you guys doing here?
Tohru- We were getting swimsuits to go to the pool. Oh! You should come with us!
Kiba- Sorry. I don't swim.
Kana- If Kiba did. We would have a lot of girls sitting in our back yard trying to watch Kiba change.
Uo- I guess your right. Kiba always did attract a lot of girls and some guys in middle school. Actually you too were the best thing to those kids since Eiri Yuki.
Kiba- So who is the new heart throb in your lives.
Uo- That would be Prince Yuki right here.
Kiba- Hahaha! What's the coincidence that he has Yuki as a name like Eiri!
Uo- I know! It was a killer when I learned his name to! Though this is Sohma Yuki.
Hearing his last name made me sober. Kana backed away from him a bit and hide behind me. The change of moods didn't sneak by the two boys. They were staring at us now like we had something on our faces.
Tohru- I know! You two should come over for our sleep over! It would be fun! Oh! Can they Sohma-kun?
Kiba- I don't-
Yuki- That would be fine Honda-san. I would love to get to know …
Kiba- Hanizuka Kiba.
Orange head- Hanizuka?! No way! You look like a street punk!
Kiba- Look who's talking. You look just the same. Who are you anyway?
Orange- Sohma Kyo.
Kiba- Well I really am a Hanizuka. This is my twin Kana. Tohru. You did something happen to your phones? I called when I moved back from China and you didn't answer.
Tohru- … My mom died last year.
Kiba- I'm sorry. If you told I would have flown in and came to the funeral.
Tohru- Its ok. You were busy in a different country.
Kiba- Tohru. I told you. When it comes to me, your aloud to be selfish.
Tohru- Then I want you to come to my sleepover.
Kiba-Then I'm there.
Kana- Kiba. I'll go with Takashi and Muzuki home.
Kiba- Alright. Tell Muzuki to send my stuff when I phone him.
Kana- Ok.
Kiba- Would ya'll like a ride?
Tohru-Oh! We couldn't impose on yo-
Uo- What she means is yes!
Kiba- Ok.
I gave a smirk. I raised a hand and immediately a limo came and stopped in front of us. The driver came around and opened the door. While they stood there shocked I crossed my arms over my stomach and smirked at their faces. It was just that funny.
Kiba- Well. Lets go. I don't know where we're going so someone will have to give the driver directions.
Yuki- … I will.
We all got into the back of the limo. Yuki sitting behind the window separating the passengers from the driver, giving my driver directions. It was a short drive and we just talked at try and caught up. Tohru was sitting next to me, with my arm around her shoulders. I could tell that Yuki and Kyo were not liking this fact. Tohru was oblivious and just leaned against me. I'll admit it, I use to have a crush on Tohru when we we were in middle school. Hey! I'm bisexual! I do have a thing for girls. She was just so interesting. I heard the whole story on the way of how Tohru was living in a tent and now is living with the Sohmas.
Kyo- Oi. Hanizuka. I wanna challenge you to a match.
Kiba- I'm only the second best in the family. Muzuki is the best in the family. Plus, I'm here for Tohru. Ask her if I can fight you.
Kyo- Tohru?
Tohru- No! Kiba just got back from china! I wanna spend time with him. I don't want Kyo getting hurt either.
Kiba- Well. You heard her. No.
Kyo- me get hurt?!
Kiba- Tohru. Why are you so cold? You aren't getting sick are you?
I wrapped both arms around her, pulling her even closer. I gave s slight smirk toward Yuki and Kyo. They looked like they wanted to kill me. They were giving me looks that said "try anything funny and your dead." I had to chuckle at that. Tohru seemed content though. She just snuggled closer to me.
Tohru- No. It was just cold outside and I didn't wear a heavy coat.
We finally arrive at a house that is tucked away in the woods. The limo stops in front of the door and the driver opens the door to let everyone out.
Kiba- Thanks Chad. You still can't drive Kana with just you and her.
Chad- Alright. Fine.
He then got into the driver's seat and drove away. Yuki opened the door and we all went in and took off our shoes. Tohru took my hand and showed me to her room with Uo-chan and Hana-chan coming along. After they dropped off their stuff, we went into the living room. There was a man with long shaggy hair and was sitting in a green Yukata.
???- Why hello. And who are you?
Kiba- Hanizuka Kiba. Nice to meet you.
I bowed to show politeness.
???- Well I'm Sohma Shigure. Owner of this house.
Kiba- Hanizuka Kiba. It's a nice home.
Tohru- Kiba. Make yourself comfortable.
Kiba- I'll help you in the kitchen.
Tohru- But-
Kiba- I'll help you in the Kitchen.
Tohru- Ok.
We go into the kitchen and cook. I can hear Uo-chan and Hana-chan telling the Sohmas about me and Tohru. I bet they were embellishing it too. Only Hana knew of my feelings toward Tohru. She better not tell. Then I heard a gasp. I was ready for the worst because right then we were done with the food and me and Tohru took it into the other room.
Tohru- What's everyone talking about?
Kiba- I hope nothing about us behind our backs.
Uo-chan- Nope. Never would.
Kyo- What are you talking about? You just told us that Tohru and this guy had secret feelings for each other!
Everyone looked at him like he was stupid and Kyo just realized the mistake he just made. Tohru on the other hand was blushing really badly. I sigh and place the food on the table. I then take the plates Tohru was carrying and place them onto the table as well. Tohru and I then take a seat at the table. Which happen to be next to each other.
Kiba- Yes. I use to have feelings for Tohru. What of it?
Yuki- Excuse me. Use to?
Kiba- Well, Tohru never showed any interest other than friendship and treating me like an older brother so I gave up and moved on. Kana wouldn't take me being in a relationship easily anyway. I even had a girlfriend for a little bit.
Uo- Is this before you moved to China?
Kiba- Yeah. Remember that girl that I started hanging out with a little before moving?
Uo- Yeah. She looked so serious. Never thought you would be interested in a girl like that.
Kiba- Well that's what attracted me. She wasn't what I expected. Normally I would never go for that type of girl, but she just was different.
Uo- Who was it anyway?
Kiba- Her name was Isuzu.
Kyo, Yuki, Shigure- What?!
Kiba- Anyway. I left and we have had minimal contact. I still talk to her every now and then, but we broke up long ago.
Uo- So who you going out with this time?
Kiba- I just broke up with my boyfriend.
Shigure- B-boy-boyfriend?!
Kiba- You have a problem with that?
Shigure- No. That was just unexpected.
Uo- Kana again?
Kiba- actually she knew nothing about it surprisingly. It was because we lost interest. Plus it didn't help that his Aunt married my Cousin so it became kind of awkward.
Hana- It is very rough on you. You still have interesting waves though. I just realized. They are almost similar to the ones of the Sohma family. Not quite the same but close.
Kiba- Well that's not something I want to hear.
Kyo- What's wrong with our waves?!
Kiba- I don't want to have a cursed family.
Hana- …Hmm. Interesting analogy.
Tohru- Kiba always could see something that had something not right to them.
Uo- Hey Hana. I just remember hat I left my bag at my house. Come with me to get it. Kiba will watch Tohru for us while we're gone. Won't you Kiba?
Kiba- Hai, Hai. Whatever you say.
I leaned onto the table with one elbow. I looked like I was bored again. After they left I mumbled to myself.
Kiba- Stuck with a cat, a rat, and a dog. Almost like a fairy tale, with the captured princess that has no sense to be afraid.
Shigure- Kiba-kun. What are you talking about?
I glanced at him from the side of my eye. I saw that he was starting to sweat and so were the rest of them. Even Tohru. Maybe this would be interesting.
Kiba- This house has spirits in it. Four, to be exact. A very vengeful cat, a scared rat, and a perverted dog. Then there is the captive princess. She is kind but has no sense of awareness to be afraid.
Tohru- That can't be right! This is just a normal house. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Kiba- They even taught the princess to lie for them.
Tohru- I'm sorry.
Kyo- What are you apologizing for?!
Tohru- I lied to Kiba. I've never done that before. Even when it came to my problems, I never lied to Kiba.
Kiba- So why start now? IF your scared of me knowing the Sohma secret, I've know sense elementary school. Actually, Yuki may not remember it, but I was also one of his friends back then. I thought it was funny that everyone suddenly didn't remember Yuki. Then Hatori came to me. Apparently Akito didn't want my memory erased. I just had to act like I did. Akito wanted something else…
Yuki- …What?
Kiba- I don't want to talk about it anymore. But I will show you my little secret. Tohru, get me some hot water. Would you?
Tohru- Sure. Would you like anything with it?
Kiba- No. Just get a hot kettle of water and bring it here. And a towel. And a bucket of cold water.
Tohru- Ok.
She went off to get the stuff. The others were still staring at me. They didn't look to trustful. I didn't really care. I wasn't asking for their trust. I took off my shirt so it left me in just my wife beater. Tohru came back with the water. I rested the towel on my lap and then tipped the kettle over my head, letting the water run over my body. I head a collection of gasps as they all saw how my body changed. Because I was wearing a wife beater, they could see clearly where boobs grew on my chest. My figure became curvier and less masculine.
Kiba: My curse is having a guys body when hit with cold water. I was born naturally as a girl but was raised as guy. So it really wasn't much of a problem when I was cursed with this body. While in China I fell into this spring, so that every time I'm hit with cold water, I would be turned into a dude. So when Tohru knew me before, I was still 100% female, except in personality. Now I am only 50%. I wanna keep it that way. Being half and half have its advantages. Also, because of my curse, it nulls out your curse because I am both. So you won't change into animals if I hugged you in either form.
Tohru: So… I had a crush on a girl in middle school?
Kiba: Hate to break it to you, but yeah.
Tohru: … Does that mean I like girls?
Kiba: Did you ever think I was a girl?
Tohru: No.
Kiba: Then no. You thought I was a guy and got a crush on the guy me so your still straight.
Tohru: Ok. So what are you know.
Kyo: Better yet, what is your real name!
Kiba: My name has always been Kiba. My parents wanted a boy and instead got two girls. So I became the boy because I was the older twin. They really couldn't go by looks because we are twins.
Uo-chan: Hey! Were back!
I quickly took up the cold water and dumped it on me. I then wrapped the towel around my head and put my shirt back on.
Uo-chan: Oh man! What happened to Kiba?! Why is he wet?
Kiba: Those two got into a fight and hit the table, so my tea went flying and landed on my head.
Uo-chan: Man. That must suck. You ok?
Kiba: Yep. Not like water can hurt me.
After a while of talking and a game of Rich man, Poor man, we all went to bed. Yuki and Kyo still glared at Kiba when Tohru pulled him into her room to sleep. On Uo's request, he slept shirtless. Tohru was blushing the whole time.
~FF to after sleep over~
Kiba: Thanks for having me over. It was fun.
Tohru: No problem. You are always welcomed.
Uo-chan: Especially by Tohru.
Tohru let out another blush. I don't know weather it was from still liking me even with my secret exposed, or it was because of embarrassment. I think it was embarrassment. I then turn and got into my awaiting limo. When I opened the door. I saw the whole host club in there waiting for me.
Kiba: what are you all doing here?
Kana: Well, you said I'm not allowed to ride alone in the limo with Chad, so I asked Muzuki and Takashi to come with me. Then the host club called and wanted to make it an outing, so they came as well.
Kiba: Oh.
I then turned around to face the others.
Kiba: Tohru, Your going to have to come visit me at some point. You can bring the others if you want. I'll even let Kyo fight Chika if he still wants a fight. Chika has been looking for more opponents.
Tohru: Alright! I want to get your address the next time I see you. Which school are you going to?
Kiba: sorry. This time I'm going to private school instead of public. I'm going to Ouran Academy. With the rest of the rich snobs.
Tohru: Aw. Then You know where to find me. Lets meet up some time. I have more friends I want to introduce you to.
Kiba: Alright. I'll introduce you to the freaks I am forced to hang with next time to.
Kyo: They not your friends?
Kiba: I don't know them. My cousin hangs with them so I am trying to get to know them. Kana seems to like them as well.
Tohru: Alright. Please stop by again.
Kiba: Ja ne.
I then got into the limo and we drove off. Kana was once again attached to my side. I let out a sigh. My night of freedom was nice while it lasted. Now I have something attached to me again.
Kiba: I think I need to start wearing a mask over my face or something. Maybe it will freak people out enough that they will stay away.
Kana: Good idea! Then Kiba will be all mine.
Kiba: On second, though bad idea.
The car ride was mostly silent. There was occasional chatter here and there. Hikaru had made a point to sit on kana's other side. He was trying to pull Kana into a conversation with him, while she still clung to my arm like her life depended on it. I just let out another sigh. Kaoru was stiting in the seat in front of me. He kept glancing at me. I bet he was thinking about the bet. Wondering where I would make it difficult for his brother so he could play intervention of my intervention. He just didn't realize I was already doing it. The hand that Kana had, my fingures were laced with hers. She took it as a good sign for her and was leaning on me, so our hands were hidden. Sucker. He should know better than anyone, twins don't need words to communicate.
I gazed out the window at the passing senory.
Kiba: Where are we going?
Blondie: That is a surprise.
Kiba: So you forgot Haruhi?
Blondie: No. We are going to pick her up right now. Hikaru, Kaoru. Your on.
Twins: Hai, dono!
They then got out and head under some steps to an apartment complex. I saw Haruhi come down the steps in some guy clothes. She really doesn't care about looks. I don't care about gender, but I do care if I look good or not. I don't go around looking like a hot mess. The twins came from each side of her and grabbed an arm. Then dragged her over to the window that Blondie took, which is where Hikaru was sitting.
Twins: Target accouired dono.
Blodie: Good. Bring her.
They then dragged her to my side of the car and tossed her into my lap and climbed in as well. I glanced up to see a man with very long reddish brown hair, in a t-shirt and some sweat pants. He watched as the limo drove off. Haruhi then sat up, and was still in my lap. I think she was disoriented, because she didn't seem to realize it yet. Kana was giving Haruhi a dirty look. I let out a sigh. Then a small, sly smirk came onto my face as I took my arm from Kana and wrapped my arms around Haruhi's waist as my head rested on her shoulder.
Kiba: Is my lap that comfortable to you that you just don't want to leave it?
Haruhi jumped and turned half her body to face me. He eyes were wide as she finally knew what kind of position she was in. She then started to squirm. I chuckled slightly and tightened my hold.
Kiba: If you haven't noticed, there aren't any other seats in here. So even if you do get out of my lap, you are just going to have to sit in someone else's lap.
Blondie: Fend! Let go of my daughter! Haruhi! Come sit on daddy's lap.
Kiba: And you called me a pervert. You just want to have her sit on your lap so you can get away with copping a feel. At least when she sat on my lap, it wasn't intentional.
Kana: She can have my seat, and I will sit in Kiba's lap.
Kiba: Naw. I'm fine with Haruhi on my lap.
I then spread my legs so that Haruhi was siting on the seat between my legs.
Kiba: Better?
Haruhi: H-hai. Arigato gozimasu…
Kiba: No problem. I just felt like teasing you a bit. Gomen if I made you feel too uncomfortable.
Haruhi: It's alright.
The ride became quiet again. This time though, I noticed all of the host club staring at me and Haruhi. Kana and somehow slipped her arms around one of mine that was still around Haruhi's waist. I rolled my eyes at the envious looks I was getting from Hikaru, and the Blondie. I then noticed that not only Kana, but Kaoru as well, was shooting Haruhi dirty looks. Though Kaoru's was much more discrete. That was odd. Takashi was just staring at me with something in his eyes. Haruhi was just staring out the window. Looks like she lose care for the situation. I sighed and sat back in my seat and closed my eyes. This was going to be a long day…