This is my first story. I Do not own Rev VS Blue it's owned by Rooster Teeth
Oc is with the Red Team. Name is Rex. Grammar might not be best yet.
It was a hot day in Blood Gulch post Number One, the birds are chirping. Both teams are not planning to attack each other.
Red Base has Three soldiers at the base. Two were outside of the base talking while, the other one was inside. His name is Jack Rex. But everyone calls each other their last name so its Rex to everyone. He looks like a 15 year old kid with spiked orange short hair, green eyes, and he is short for his age. He was wearing a orange red armor and a rouge helmet and he was cleaning his weapon: a battle rifle and a his pistol.
His story is that their was he joined a program at a young age. The program was to train younger people to be soldiers. The problem was that he was late in the exams but he was in the military record so they gave him little training and sent him here in blood gulch.
Rex finished cleaning his gun he put his helmet back on. He saw two of his friends grif the guy in orange armor and simmons in the maroons talking about god and if they leave, the the blues the enemies would get the would have to box cannons.
The two of them used to give him a hard time because he was a kid. But that changed when he mandeged to drove off the blues when they attacked and he shot one of them in the arm. He also impress the leader named sarge. But he impress srge more when one time grif called him short and he shot grif in the leg. after that he got to be private first class.
"Well lets ask him hey rex why did you join the army?" Simmons asked
"Well I had a older sister who joined the army I wanted to be like her and to help people as well ." said Rex answer the question a few seconds later he added "and to fight aliens not stinking Blues.
" That's also wanted to fight but master chief blows up the whole covenant armada, and I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere, fighting a bunch of Blues guys. " Grif said
(On the cliff)
"-What are they doing?" said a Blue guy wearing a teal armor asked a guy in Blue armor.
"What?" said the Blue one
"-I said, what are they doing now?" the teal one asked.
"God Damn, I'm getting so sick of answering that question!"
"you have a rifle I can't see shit." said the teal one "Don't fuss at me, because i'm not going to just sit up here." said the teal one.
"-Ok, look the guy that shot me in the arm just came up and talk to the others." And they're just standing there and talking OK?" said the Blue one "That's all they're doing." That's all they ever do, is just stand there and talk." "That's what they were doing last Week." "that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago." "So five minutes from now, when you ask me what are they doing, my answer's going to be they're still just talking, and they're still just standing there!
"-What are they talking about?" said the teal one
"-You know What? said the Blue one "I Stinking hate you!"
(Back to Red base)
"-Talk about a waste of resources". Grif said "I mean, we should be out there finding new intelligent forms of life." You know, fight them."
"I agree with you Grif "said Rex "We should be doing more stuff." "Not wasting time fighting Blues."
-"Yeah, no shit". said Simmons "That why they put us in charge."
"-Ladies!" said a red armor one which is Sarge " Front and center on the double."
"Damn." said Simmons, "Yes sir" said Grif and Rex sighed
(Where Sarge is at)
Girf, Simmons, and Rex came where there leader was at. Rex was in between from Grif and Simmons.
"-Hurry up, Ladies" said Sarge "This ain't no ice cream social".
"Ice cream social?" said Simmons
The three look back at each other. Rex shrugged his shoulders.
"Stop the pillow talk, you three" said Sarge "Anyone want to guess why I gathered you here today?"
"-Uh, is it because the war's over and you're sending us home?" said Grif
"That's exactly it, private." said Sarge " (SARCASTICALLY) War's over." "We won." "Turns out you're the big hero, and we're gonna hold a parade in your honor." "I get to drive the float, and Simmons and Rex here is in charge of confetti!"
"-I'm no stranger to sarcasm, sir." said Grif
"-God damn it, private!" said Sarge "Shut your mouth or else I'll have Simmons slit your throat while you're asleep!"
"-Oh, I'd do it, too. Simmons said a dark chuckle. Rex took a few steps back after what Simmons said.
"-I know you would, Simmons." said Sarge "Good man." Couple of things, ladies." "command has seen fit to increase our ranks here at Blood Gulch Outpost Number One."
"-Crap!" said Grif "We're getting a rookie." Rex and Simmons just Sighed
"-That's right, dead man." said Sarge "Our new recruit will be here within the week, but today we received the first part of our shipment from command." All three of them look to each other "Lopez! Bring up the vehicles!"
Lopez bring up a armored jeep with a mounted machine gun on it and Stopped right in front of them with a brown armor figure riding it and got out.
"Shotgun" said Simmons
"Shotgun" said Grif
"Shotgun" said Rex
"Darn it!" said Rex and Grif said
"-May I introduce our new light reconnaissance vehicle." said Sarge "It has 4-inch armor plating, mag buffer suspension, a mounted machine gunner position, and total seating for three." "Gentlemen, this is the M12 LRV!" I Like to call it the warthog."
"-why warthog, sir?" said Simmons asked confusion
"-Because M12 LRV is too hard to say in conversation, son." said Sarge
"-No, but why warthog?" said Grif "I mean, it doesn't really look like a pig."
"-Say that again? said Sarge
"-I think it looks more like a puma." said Grif
"-What in Sam Hill is a Puma?" said Sarge
"-Uh, you mean like the shoe company" said Simmons
"No Like a puma." said Grif "It's a big cat, like a lion."
"Your're making that up" said Sarge
"I'm telling you, its a real animal!, Rex help me out here" said Grif thinking Rex would hopefully help him.
"I'm sorry Grif I would love to help but I have no idea what a Puma" said Rex with a smirk but no one saw it because he had a masked on. Grif just glared at Rex because he could feel that smirk.
"Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal." sais Sarge
"-Yes Sir." said Simmons enthusiastic
"-Look, see these two hooks?" said Sarge "They look like tusks, And what kind of animal has tusks?"
"-A walrus. said Grif
"-Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals? said Sarge Rex just chuckled at that.
(Back up top of the cliff)
"-What is that thing?" said the teal one
"-I don't know, man." said the blue one "It looks like, uh- look like they got some kind of care down there" "We'd better get back to base and report it."
"-A car." said the teal one "How come they get a car?
"-What are you complaining about man? said the blue one "We're about to get a tank in the very next drop."
"-You can't pick up chicks in a tank. said the teal one
"-You know what? said the blue one "You could fuss about anything couldn't you?" "We,re going to get a tank and you're worried about chicks." "What chicks are we going to pick up, man?" "And secondly, how are you going to pick up chicks in a car that looks like that?"
"-What kind of car is it?" said the teal one
"-I don't know, I've never seen a car like that before.' said the blue one "It looks a, Uh- like a big cat of some kind.
"-what, like a puma? said the teal one
"yeah man, there you go" said the blue one
(Back to Red base)
"-so unless anybody has my more mythical creatures to suggest as a name for the new vehicle, we're going to stick with the warthog." "How about it Grif?"
"-No, sir." said Grif "No more suggestions.
"-Are you sure?"
"How about Bigfoot?"
"-That's OK.
"-Unicorn?"
"-Not really, um, I'm cool."
"Sasquatch?"
"-Leprechaun" Simmons asked
"-Hey, he doesn't need any help, man. said Griff
"-Phoenix." said Sarge
"-A Griffin." said Rex as he chuckled this was funny.
"Oh, shut up you." Grif said as he glared at Rex
"Hey Simmons! said Sarge "What's the name of that Mexican Lizard?" "Eats all the Goats?"
"-Uh, that would be the chupacabra, sir." Simmons said
"-Hey, Grif." "Chupathingy, how about that?" "I like it." "It's got a ring to it.
Grif just shook his head and left back to the base, Simmons followed him. Rex stayed and talk to Sarge.
"Hey Sarge it's about the warthog" Rex asked Sarge turn to him.
"What is it Private First Class." Sarge answered back. Rex could tell he was not in the mood to talk about the warthog.
"Well um sir It's a three person vehicle." said Rex
"Yes and?" said Sarge answered
"Um there is 5 people here including Lopez and with the recruit coming there's going to be 6 people here." Rex said "We don't have enough seats?" "What are going to do about that."
Sarge didn't know how to answered to that questions. He only cared about getting the vehicle. And getting back to Blood Gulch
"Well Private I can't fix the seating but I can give you some thing else."Sarge answered "Lopez bring in the motorcycle"
Lopez came back and he was driving on a armored motorcycle
"This will help you travel let the rest of us take care about the seating ok" Sarge said
"Ok thanks Sarge can I try out the motorcycle" said Rex
"Yes you can, see you later private" sarge said as he left.